Bored on a Saturday Night

A rad bromance if ever there was one.

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Myage is Jonas

Am I the only one who thinks Weezer and the Descendents should tour together and switch singers?

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The Wide Wide Worlds of Sports

I can't wait until we find extraterrestrial life, and teach them soccer. Two Worlds, One Cup.

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If Fozzy opened a Mexican restaurant it should be called Guaca Guaca Guaca

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Ignition (original mix)

Nate sends me this: http://youtu.be/r2LiFsdrXF4 Me: that song finally makes sense to me Nathan: i love weird covers of that song Nathan: i don't think there is a regular mix, just a remix Me: the regular mix is an offspring album

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Word Play in the Morning!

I want to start a Peter Pan themed punk band called Against Smee! 

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So, this conversation happened.

We saw a rendered image of mitotic cell replication, and after the cleavage jokes came this: Me: Mitosis! Nick: Mi-camel-tosis... Me: That sounds like a disease. "I'm sorry, you've got Camel-tosis. It's inoperable." Nick: (chuckles) Me: "Uh-Oh! Guess what disease it is?!"

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*Patent Pending

crazy straws...shaped like Bow-Ties...CLASSY STRAWS. *patent pending

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Is that toast?

Strokes smell delicious 

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Musical Definitions

SKA - for those who were in the cool part of the marching band

Straight Edge - for those who love 80s hardcore and not much else

Screamo - for those who don't mind hitting the gym with eyeliner

Psychobilly - for those goths who also like to listen to Elvis records

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Bet you didn't see this Wilson Pickett/Mormon pun coming.

Utah supreme court legalizes gay marriage. Newlyweds in the state consummate by doing the Bony Moroni.

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The Epicest of Mashups.

I just realized that GWAR is right there in the middle of Hogwarts. I don't even know what to do with this revelation, but I know it's awesome.

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Buddy-Cop (with benefits)

Regardless of your gender or orientation, referring to your significant other as your Partner makes it sound like you're cops.

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Merry Xbox

So if xmas is short for Christmas, xbox is short for Christbox right?

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It's totally operable.

What if Elton John were a "Dr." Instead of a "Sir"?...

'Diagnosis tiny cancer'

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Midwexican Food?

Bowen: also i need mexican food so bad Bowen: i think i'm dying Bowen: it's like a video game, and my life meter is slowing dwindling Me: your life meter is shaped like a burrito right? Bowen: totally Bowen: and i'm getting close to the juicy tortilla folds at the bottom Me: that's what he said

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The Dark World

Do you think Thor calls his penis Mjölnir? Or would he call it Loki, the mischief maker? Maybe he just calls it Thor 2.

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Cheesy Pun

Asiago: Australian Parrot from "Aladdin"