Borfy's Hell Basement

welcome to my basement | expect unintelligible nonsense mostly | any pronouns | Jerome The Looksmaxxing Pomegranate is watching you

[sillyboy11]

Another day wishing captions would include words being mouthed more often

[borfy]

It’s taco Tuesday!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!! 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

i tried to make this a joke about clavicular like “is talking meth mandatory to be attractive” or something but autocorrect took over so here we are

[depsidase]

[thegoodmorningman]

Good Morning!!! IS THAT A QUESTION!?!?!

[borfy]

German wizard named Berlin Merlin

[borfy]

horrific picture of my creature

Why is he like that im crine

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[borfy]

i love love love love love feeling awful at everything i am so normal and ok

[t00ngutzz]

finished my dw redesigns with the rest of the Easter and Halloween toons (+ Connie) !!!!!:3

(+ them together)

[borfy]

flyte mentioned ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[borfy]

1 skittle

mmmmmmmmm thank you thank you THank YOU THANk You THANK YOU THANKYOUTHANK OYOU HTAHNTKY YOU SUSUMBVMHHFD*&,)*+;*+*,)&7’d

[borfy]

Trick or treat

um… treat

[borfy]

where is my treat you filthy liar

[borfy]

im so sorry please come back ill do anything just one snickers bar PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

[borfy]

Trick or treat

um… treat

[borfy]

where is my treat you filthy liar

[borfy]

3:30 AM and some bird thinks it’s time to start singing its little heart out

bro we are trying to sleep quiet down

[borfy]

Trick or treat

um… treat

[borfy]

crazy throwback to the time The Fog manifested in my neighborhood and i had to kill my shadow double with a plastic knife, my friend wasnt so lucky however. we dont talk to “steve” anymore.