Borfy's Hell Basement

welcome to my basement | expect unintelligible nonsense mostly | mild bird maniac | any pronouns | Jerome The Looksmaxxing Pomegranate is watching you

[thememedaddy]

[borfy]

me but i have literally zero reason to do this like nobodys ever really mocked me for my interests its completely irrational but my brain just doesnt let me

[borfy]

to anyone who dislikes me i hope you get well soon

[borfy]

PEE

the pee er becomes the peed💔

[borfy]

i need to explode and destroy everything within like half a mile of me i think

[g1pper]

they should make an accidentally injuring yourself that doesn’t hurt

[borfy]

at first i wasnt a big fan of etho but then i locked the hell in

[borfy]

next time im in an argument with someone i think i will just respond to everything they say with looksmaxxing buzzword related insults

[pinkertoast]

I like kitties more than puppies #Sorrynotsorry #Controversialtake #Problematic

[pinkertoast]

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

[borfy]

YELLOW CROWNED NIGHT HERON standing on A MAILBOX in MY NEIGHBORHOOD ‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥

isn’t he so majestic i love herons ehehehehehe

[soppingwetratboy]

This waymo ad feels kinda pro car crash

[soppingwetratboy]

People die in car crashes every day, it’s what makes us human ❤️

[borfy]

“Careful he could be a vampire”

“no he’s safe i ran him over with my ford pickup the other day dont worry”

[borfy]

About 2/3 through mating rituals pt 2 and I’m becoming increasingly worried that ryoka and fierre aren’t going to YuriMaxx™

[borfy]

ARGGG I NEED THEM TO MAKE OUT A LITTLE BIT AT LEAST 💔💔

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[borfy]

About 2/3 through mating rituals pt 2 and I’m becoming increasingly worried that ryoka and fierre aren’t going to YuriMaxx™

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[borfy]

for all my zealously devoted fans that don’t know me in real life (literally nobody) my phone is haunted by a horde of spirits

whether they’re evil is still unclear but i really wish they’d stop calling people randomly & the such

[answerpancakes]

I imagine Jax can't take off her overalls for a while, so she'd have to get creative