𒀭. 𝓶elvinborg ·₊°

❝ Or is it a brilliant plan? ❞ ⺀ Melvin ' Melvinborg ' Sneedly. /NON RP BLOGS DO NOT REBLOG MY RESPONSES. don't spam like ( it gets on my nerves and makes me block people )

[borgsoffice]

❝ ..Oh and i'm

A half cyborg ❞

❛ People like to tell you

What you're gonna be❜

◞₊˚ Melvin 'Melvinborg' Sneedly

. . . ▬ ᶠᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵐᵉˡᵛⁱⁿ ˢⁿᵉᵉᵈˡʸ

Half cyborg, late 20s-early 30s

He/him male

❛ . . It's not my problem

If you don't see what I see

And I don't give a damn if you

Don't believe ❜

/ captain underpants

Melvinborg rp blog !

May or may not use hcs for this

Melvinborg is NOT erased from existence , so don't bother mentioning it to him here .

⋆ Rules / Boundaries ࣪ ˖

No NSFW or anything suggestive. Please it's uncomfortable.

Don't be a weirdo or it's the block button for you 🤓☝️

Don't harass, bully or be an asshole. 👹👹‼️

DNI zionists, proship, pedo, and other DNI criteria. If I see any of the following on my blog, I will block.

I can get irritated and block people, so don't test me. Or else.

Another thing, DON'T FUCKING COPY MY INTRO LAYOUT.

The admin uses she/her

Dividers by @grungenglam

❛ Are you satisfied

With an average life? ❜

❛ Do I need to lie

To make my way

In life ? ❜

❛ High achiever

Don't you see?

Baby , nothing comes

For free ❜

Asks are currently open !

[borgsoffice]

stares evilly at you.

> . . . ❝ Are you going to just stare? Quit wasting my time. ❞

[borgsoffice]

I'M INLOVE WITH YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😓😓😓😓😓😛😛😛😛😛 - 🪼

> . . . ❝ And I don't love you back nor do I even know you. ❞ > Melvinborg scoffed.

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*Places a hatsune miku plushie on your desk as a gift*

“What do you think of her?” :3

> . . . ❝ Huh... ? ❞ > Melvinborg blinks , and stares at the plushie for a few minutes before clearing his throat

> ❝ It's..a nice gesture, thank you. ❞

[borgsoffice]

/ I haven't been on here again AAAA-

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/ late happy new years .. haven't been here for MONTHS

[borgsoffice]

/ aside from No NSFW asks, reframe from making suggestive asks as well. Because I saw a suggestive ask, and I deleted it immediately.

It's uncomfortable .

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Do you like kookaburra’s? (SAY YES)

> . . . ❝ Hmm, yes I do. I like their feather pattern. ❞

[borgsoffice]

Meow

> . . . ❝ Is this someone's cat? ❞ > Melvinborg questioned

[borgsoffice]

mrow

> . . . ❝ What are you? An animal? ❞

[borgsoffice]

how old are you like actually? Like 25? 30-ish?

> . . . ❝ 30s-ish. 33 actually. ❞

[borgsoffice]

are you interested in guys? Or uh- anyone?

>. . . ❝ Maybe. Not interested in anyone at the moment, too busy for that. ❞

[borgsoffice]

you made your robot half yourself, right? Does that mean you had to build and install the prosthetics yourself? that had to be painful...

> . . . ❝ Yes. How dumb of a question is that? I made it myself and yes it's painful ❞

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What would Principal Melvinborg look for in a woman? If he's interested in dating at all, that is.

> . . . ❝ Someone who is at least as smart as I am, someone who isn't incompetent nor someone trying to ruin my plans of getting past me into Elitinati. Now move along, I'm busy fixing my robot half. ❞

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Holy heck. Uhm, well. Hi!! I need to know now to prep for some time travel but are there really flying cars in the future?? Or is it all dystopian like the novels? Either way, both are cool!!!

> . . . Melvinborg sighs, pinching the bridge of..his nose ❝ Yes. There's flying cars, and yes everything is futuristic. It's not dystopian ..I doubt president Erica would let the world turn dystopian. ❞

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hiii are you single? :3c

> . . . ❝ Yes, yes I am. Like that is any of your business, simpleton.❞

[borgsoffice]

Holy, I didn't know there was a Melvinborg rp account but uh HIIII!! :D

> . . . ❝ hello. ❞

/ ooc ; hii