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Rod Barnes, Patriot - Introduction To Memes

Hello, fellow patriots. Rod Barnes here. Recently, you may have noticed things called "memes" appearing around the internet, and the blogs, and also, on Twitter. However, maybe you also noticed that these "memes" are usually made by Liberals. Thus, they are awful and stupid. It is time to fight back. It is time to flood the Web with Conservative Memes. Please share this blog article, and the memes that I have created that I linked here, in this blog article. 

Here is the first meme I made. 

In this meme, I imagine that Nobama is pointing at money, maybe a big pile of it. Like a big pyramid of money. And he is saying, I want to take that money. I will take the money. As you can see, a simple meme can communicate some very complex ideas. 

This is the next meme I made. I am very proud of it.

This meme is quite simple. Failbama is trying to steal money from hard-working creators, like me. I have put countless hours into drawing eagles on t-shirts and selling them on my Etsy store, and Loserbama wants to take away all my earnings. You can also change the name at the bottom, it doesn't have to be my name. If you are posting it, it will make more sense if you use your name. 

This is the third meme I made. 

For this meme, It helps if you have seen the Batman movies. Badbama is the Joker, here. In one scene in the Batman movie, the Joker burns a lot of money. I like to imagine that Stinkbama is the Joker, and he wants to burn a lot of money, metaphorically, but also literally (google "Obama Money Furnace").

Fourth meme. 

Nobama is crying, like a child. In Web terms, that is a fail. But, not just a regular fail - an Obama Fail (I don't know how to make the TM symbol so just pretend it's there). If you use the term Obama Fail please credit Rod Barnes. 

Changing it up a bit for the fifth Meme.

People should be allowed to eat whatever they want. Simple as that. Something Miss-Smell Obumma doesn't understand. Liberals can have their so-called "health food" - I'll take fried chicken and Papa John's every day of the week. If you eat Fast food every day, your body adapts. I guess with all this talk of "evolution" there's no time to teach that in science class. 

Here is the final meme I made:

Poignant, tragic, moving, thoughtful - everything a meme should be. In this meme we can see that President Suckbama does not even know what Benghazi is. We, the people of America, have many questions about Bengahzi that we would like him to answer. For instance: Why did you let those men die in Benghazi? Where was the security? where is Benghazi?

Conservatives - we need to take back this country. By utilizing memes, we have a chance. If you have any questions regarding how to make memes such as these, write me an email at my email address, which is [email protected] 

Stay strong, fellow patriots. 

Rod Barnes. 

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<font color=Red>AMERICAN OUTRAGE</font>

Blogged by Rod Barnes: Part-Time Blogger, Full-Time Patriot

              Well, friends - we lost. America lost. To quote conservative luminary/Love Connection host Chuck Woolery, "Government, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." Well Chuck, it looks like the fire is burning out of control. And by fire, I mean government.                  I will come right out and say it: I hate our president. Yes, I know, people will call me racist. Well, some of my best friends know black people. And I once accidentally rented the Chris Rock version of "Death At A Funeral," and watched most of it. This has nothing to do with race, and everything to do with facts: up until 2008, we had never had a black president. Since then, we have only had black presidents. You do the math.                  People call me xenophobic and willfully ignorant. First of all, I don't even know what xenophobic means. And second of all, would a "willfully ignorant" individual bury all his guns and money beneath an active septic field? I didn't think so. If you want to know what people really think, maybe take a look at my E-mail In-Box from today. Here's a screen picture I took:

Look at how fast the E-mails are coming in.                   Maybe if we had nominated a real conservative, I wouldn't be blogging this blog post. If we had chosen someone who pledged to outlaw abortions and drive out immigrants, I'm almost positive that women and Latinos would have been too frightened to vote. Instead, we chose the most liberal politician I've ever had the displeasure of voting for. When left-wingers like Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly voice their support, you know something's gone wrong. Romney was as liberal as they come. His kindness, compassion, and charm were his downfall. Yes, he strapped his dog to the roof of his car. But any true conservative would have let the dog do that itself.                  I am from a family of patriots. My father ran a successful small business in the 1950s making signs for water fountains. Jealous liberals put him out of work. My uncle fought for the sanctity of life by shooting an abortion doctor. My brother-in-law ate so much Chick-Fil-A (3 meals a day), that President Dan Cathy sent him a personalized thank-you letter, which we read aloud at his funeral last month.    

           Heteros*xual white Christian males are a dying breed. We are the most persecuted group in modern history, next to heteros*xual white Christian females. If Basuck Loserbama (Barack Obama) has his way, we are, in no uncertain terms, doomed (By the way, I'm hoping that my new nickname for Obama, "Basuck Loserbama," takes off in the conservative blogosphere. A little levity in these awful times is just what we need, and it's fun to change the president's name to something negative and really awkward to pronounce.).             I go to sleep tonight weeping for the future of our once great nation. The American Dream is dead, because a black man rose from humble origins to become the President.                  Stay strong, fellow Patriots.                 - Rod Barnes