Bork!

Goodest boy!

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Intro!!

Hi Im Bork! Just a dog on the internet!

2 in dog years! I use He/They/It pronouns, but I dont really conform to gender in any way.

This blog is just for fun, and to share my part time personal "experiment". I enjoy trying new treats and food every now and then, recording information including; how it tastes/smells, pricing, textures, and if I recommend it or not. As well as some side notes I add as I go. Feel free to ask questions or request treats or foods, as I am open to trying *almost* everything, while keeping in mind what can and cannot make me sick :D. (Everything is recorded on a document/mega file. Maybe some day I'll share it :3) Again this is entirely just for fun, and I do it out of curiousity(and boredom). Free will is being used to the fullest of its reaches lol. Anywayz! Bark Bark woof woof <3!! (PS: there will also be cat treat/food ratings, so dont be surprised when i post them! )

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New Treat Review!

Today I tried Milk~Bone Soft and Chewy; beef & filet mignon flavor!

These treats are very soft and chewy, but with very minimal grain texture, I hate that grain texture so this is very pleasant! They taste very much like smokey BBQ ribs, a little sweet! I like these a lot tbh, and they come in a resealable bag too! I would recommend these!

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New Treat !

today I tried Heartland farm's chicken flavored Little biscuits!

They're crunchy and dry, and smell like cardboard. They have a very faint yet savory flavor. Theyre alright, a little underwhelming though.

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Pet/People food Parallels

I've been working on a new doc matching up pet foods with a human food counterpart. Im trying to format this as a "mega thread" since it wont be complete in one post. This also allows me to add to it when I find more parallels.

(PS. this is just from my own discovery/ findings, some things are really obvious but I've included them anyway. You are of course welcome to find your own things as well, or add to my list :D!!)

(also apologies for poor image quality)

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Sorry for the random dry run, I promise new things are coming!

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New Treat Time!

Today I tried Canine Carry Outs Steak Bites!

These treats are dual textured! the outside white bit and inner "bone" are slightly thicker and denser while the red part is very soft "melt in your mouth". They smell like any other meaty treat, except they also have a slight "old dry sharpie" smell aswell. They also have slightly different tastes, the white part is less flavored than the red. They taste interesting, like average beef treats, but with added "smoke" flavor, and leave that smoke flavor behind as a lingering after taste. I cant tell if I like them tbh, so my recommendation is neutral :P

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New Treat time!

Today I tried Canine Carry Outs beef & cheese flavor!

They smell like your average meat flavored treat, and have a very soft and squisy texture that melts in your mouth but gets kind of grainy. They also taste about the same as other meaty treats, being undifferentiatedly "meat", but with a barely noticable cheese flavor. They taste fine, but the texture is what breaks it for me, I cant say I really recommend these.

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New treat reviews coming soon :D!! I got a few things to try and a few to make reviews for!

One New food, 3(?) New treaties, and a kitty food! Keep those ears perked!

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New treat review!

today I tried Beggin' Strips- Beef & Bacon flavor!

These smell a lot like the flavor stix, but not as sweetly or as strongly. They have a dry and chewy texture, not as chewy as the stix, though. More like a tougher fruit leather, I think. Their flavor is slightly sweet, slighty mild bacon flavor. These are pretty good :D! I would recommend if you enjoy the texture described, or meatier treats. I bought these for $2.65 (3oz bag)

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New Treat Review!

Today I tried Beggin' Flavor Stix- Bacon & cheddar flavor!

These smell really good, like a sweet bbq sauce, or smoked ribs! Their texture is dry, but slighty elastic and has a good chew, but a little grainy. Most treats like this tend to be though. They taste very silimar to the way they smell, carrying that sweetness and the slightly meaty savory factor, although i didnt notice much cheesiness, sadly :(! These treats also have a base flavor, but these dont have it as much as others ive tried (Rachel Rays Soup bones). I would recommend these! These were about 5 bucks(8oz bag)

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hiyas!! just randomly found your treat reviews, and got reminded that i can absolutely make treat shaped cookies, so thank you :3

-@smaller-st4rdusts

Yay! Im so happy my silly little thing reminded you of that :D!! Youre very welcome bark!!

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Treat Time!!

Today I'll review Heartland Farms Pumkin and Sweet potato baked biscuits!

These biscuits are super tasty! Theyre nice and crunchy too. At first they had an interesting taste that i could only think was what was added to keep them fresh, but after theyre open for a day it went away. These arent too expensive either, I beleive i got them individually for less than 3$! I recommend these!

Also PS, theyre on the smaller size, so perfect for pup training or a little treat!

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Treat Review!

*This was the very first dog treat i ever tried, specifically for this.

I tried Rachel ray's Nutrish Soup Bones!

I didnt really enjoy them. They had a strangly sweet acidic taste, and a dry yet "moist" crumbly chew texture. They were also very expensive :/. I cant say I recommend

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Food Review!

I tried Cesars 'Porterhouse steak'

It has a mild smell for wet food, and starts of tasting ok, but not great, then finishes with a very chemical-like taste. I can only describe this taste as "perfumey", but not floral, and just chemical. I wouldnt recommend this one :(! The only plus to this, and its very small tbh, was the sauce.

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Treat Time!!

Reviewing Heartland Farms Blueberry Muffin soft baked treats!

These are some of my favorite treats! Theyre so tasty! They smell really good, like blueberry breakfast bars. Theyre a bit dry, but still very soft and dont crumble. Theyre nice and sweet with a very blueberry foward flavor. I highly recommend these! I bought them for $5 and some change.

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Todays Treat!!

Today I tried Milk Bone "Stacked"!

I give them a 10/10! They're a little dry and crunchy, but not rlly anything bad. I'd compare them to regular people sandwich cookies! Theyre noticably sweet and creamy, with a nice vanilla taste. The Packaging is very well as well, a sealed tray in a box. They are also about the size of a silver dollar! I would recommend these 100%!! I bought a box for $4.50, but prices vary!