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monogramscorner

fuckboi4lyfe

This shit is precious

best-shower-thoughts

Anxiety is just a person creating conspiracy theories about themself. (source)

langernameohnebedeutung

Your annual reminder that according to the novelisation of Thor: Ragnarök, Loki thinks chocolate fountains are fictional concept and that such a wonderful thing couldn’t possibly exist

langernameohnebedeutung

I mean chocolate fountains are exactly the kind of indulgent stuff Asgard would have and fountains aren’t that big of a technological challenge for a magical space kingdom so I assume the chocolate is the problem. Maybe it just exists on Earth and is super-rare because no one wants to go there to get some and. Loki is probably a slut for chocolate in general and not least of all BECAUSE it’s super rare and expensive for Aesir. Loki can probably be bought at the price of 1 chocolate cake. The Avengers could have stopped the invasion so much easier.

langernameohnebedeutung

#he thinks what now

LEAVE MY DUMB CHILD ALONE

gaslightgallows

@veliseraptor Someone needs to blow this man’s mind.

niniblack

There’s a novelization? I need this immediately.

neverthere12345

malinke-lonnaa-deactivated20180

best-shower-thoughts

Humans are ~70% Water so that makes us water type. This is why pollen is “Super Effective” against us. (source)

wierdpinkprincess

When Groot said “I am Groot”

I felt that

titleknown

“Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is. Look- here’s a screenshot from the old show. That’s what classic Velma actually looks like. She’s got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She’s wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She’s wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There’s nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn’t make her stand out) the only time you’d give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that’s ignoring the fact that there’s a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be “the pretty one.” Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You’re usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It’s like Bigdad’s interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you’re jerking off to your own perception of someone else’s interpretation of someone’s fetishized assumptions that they’ve projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you’re jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of /aco/. /aco/ is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of porn parody of Inception.”

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Apparently a common /aco/ copypasta.

I’ll say that the Velma-bashing is bullshit, but the reason I show this is that it represents the closest these goddamn fuckers have come to being self-aware about Rule 34.

Like, c’mon, most of it really is projection combined with liking the way a specific artist projects their interpretation, they could probably do it with OCs and it’d be so much less creepy.

Well, for some of them at least…

fuckboi4lyfe

This shit is wack.