ripley's believe it or else

i have never thought about a single thing i've ever said <3 they/them art insta: born_asleep

[bornasleep]

personally i am sick of the cryptic shit on tumbler dot com. all of a sudden people are making vague references to a daily dracula and i am just supposed to roll with the punches and think on the fly. i am supposed to understand. but the truth is i don't even know which bloodsucker we are vagueblogging about. is it the real dracula or the one from hotel transylvania. or are we simply making a new dracula every day????? i don't know a lot but that seems unsustainable. to me personally

[bornasleep]

i scrolled on the tag for 3 minutes and i think i figured it out. i created this graphic based on what i learned. let me know if i'm wrong or anything

[bornasleep]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S THE BOOK

[iamwizzzzz]

[bornasleep]

i am about to become a danger to myself and others

[bornasleep]

something i have never been able to figure out is why the funniest people on this app willingly deactivate their blogs. babe i thought we had something

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[bornasleep]

me, typing, deleting, and retyping my thoughts into this accursed little textbox: you just can't force genius you really can't

[r0zeclawz]

so as it turns out when you dont wash your dishes for long enough beasts and ghouls start spawning inside of your house in a similar way to minecraft and i just think thats a very unfair mechanic

[bornasleep]

sorry i was gone from tumblr for a minute god caught me and imprisoned me in the backpack leash again

[bornasleep]

natalia's injector?? i hardly even know her

[bornasleep]

sorry i freaked out because my room is messy and i'm overstimulated by clutter that wasn't very cumstained doc martens ass pimples crustpunk of me

[bornasleep]

would like to welcome all the girlies who are 'in their fleabag era' into the crustpunk scene

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[edenoi]

don't feel like posting today so

[bornasleep]

rly helpful resource edenoi thank you sm for sharing!!

[c3po]

i know it goes monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday but i cant think for the life of me what comes afterwards

[c3po]

can anyone confirm if this is true sorry but ppl love to lie on here

[bornasleep]

hey! i have a physics degree and unfortunately this person is not quite correct. :/ after friday is

[crazy-brazilian]

[shisasan]

Gustav Dore’s 19th-century illustration of Dante’s Paradise

[bornasleep]

me & the girls at saturday brunch

[bornasleep]

i don't really know how one goes viral on tumblr.com but i get the sense i could endlessly scream into the void and nobody would reblog me. that is a very comforting feeling to me. i'm gonna be on here at 2am vagueposting about my hernias.

[bornasleep]

you are a turncoat button; you, red like a sailor's sky, angry like whiskey on a fire.

[bornasleep]

the bad news. fate is an unpredictable master with a poetically cruel sense of humor. idid summon the horde with my screaming the good news is that my other shitposts get absolutely no interactions so ithink it is probably. safe to post every single thought i have