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my writing || masterlist
I've written a ton of original fiction, mostly with sapphic and T4T characters. I also wrote a bunch of Marvel fiction in college; it's since been deleted with my old blog, but I'm writing new fics/reworking old ones and have a handful posted here.
You can find all my fics under the "my writing" tag as well as on this list (below the cut). These are in chronological(ish) order unless otherwise noted, and the character(s) listed in parentheses is the main sneezer (for lack of a better term).
You can also find my fics on my AO3, where I use the same username.
Original Characters
These stories follow a queer friend group in the Portland, Maine area. Eddie and Clem are a lesbian couple living in a cabin in the woods south of Portland, where Clem runs an apothecary and dabbles in witchcraft. Eddie can see ghosts, but it's almost never a plot point beyond the first few stories. Jack and Corey are partners and live in Portland; Jack works at a bookstore and Corey is a barista. Frankie lives in Portland and runs a bookstore called Seaside Scribbles, where Eddie and Jack work. There, she meets Penn, a reporter who's new in town. They're all in their late 20s.
Lupe, Charlotte, and Toby are a sapphic polycule in the Portland area. They're all in their early 30s. Lupe is Penn's coworker, and Toby is a supervisor at the coffee shop where Corey works. Charlotte is a teacher.
Sniffles at the Apothecary (Eddie)
An Herbaceous Bath (Eddie)
A Midnight Visitor (Eddie)
Halloween Party Prep (Clem)
Moving Interrupted (Eddie)
Raking Leaves (Clem)
Unexpected Travelers (Eddie)
Bathtub Sneezes (Clem)
Sunflower Maze Mishaps (Eddie)
Christmas Candle (Clem)
Picnic Interrupted (Eddie and Clem)
Tender Loving Care (Clem)
Autumn Leaves (Clem)
Christmas Trees and Head Colds (Clem)
Christmas Lights and Brain Gremlins (Eddie)
Bad Timing pt. 1 (Jack)
Bad Timing pt. 2 (Eddie and Clem)
Bad Timing pt. 3 (Corey)
Bad Timing pt. 4 (Frankie)
Chocolate || Sweethearts pt. 1 (Eddie and Clem)
Taro Tea || Sweethearts pt. 2 (Frankie)
Nerds || Sweethearts pt. 3 (Corey)
Something Special, Reportedly (Frankie)
Strangers or Friends or Fill in the Blank (Penn)
The Trouble with Speed Dating (Penn)
Friendship Bracelets and the Flu (Frankie)
The Quiet Spaces (Frankie)
Found Friend (Clem)
The So-Called Meaning of Dreams (Penn)
Unspoken Things pt. 1 (Frankie)
Unspoken Things pt. 2 (Frankie, Penn)
Unspoken Things pt. 3 (Frankie)
Unspoken Things pt. 4 (Frankie, Penn)
Unspoken Things pt. 5 (Frankie, Penn)
A Break in the Silence (Penn)
The One Thing She Knows (Frankie)
Dyke Night (Penn)
Summertime Sniffles (Lupe)
Miscommunications (Frankie)
Easy and Slow (Jack)
Take Care (Charlotte)
Next Year (Penn)
Anything (Frankie)
Conference Crud (Lupe)
Catching (Charlotte, Toby)
Marvel
Love you, buddy: Canon-compliant Sambucky fics post-Endgame, with a few Bobquin and general Thunderbolts team fics here or there. Listed in vaguely chronological order, not the order in which I wrote them.
Just Five More Minutes (Sam)
If We Fall, I Only Pray Don't Fall Away From Me (Bucky)
Anybody Else But You (Bucky)
The Part of Me That Ain't Around I'm Always Talking To (Sam)
You're All I've Got (Bucky)
Now I Have to Act Like I Can't Read Your Mind (Bob)
I would do it again if I could hold you for a minute: Fics set in an AU where, after the events of Age of Ultron, Steve and company pull Bucky out of Bucharest to begin to recover at the new Avengers facility in Upstate New York. Fics focus on Steve and Bucky's relationship unless otherwise specified.
chat is it relatable to just feel absolute despair over being misunderstood? I think this is probably an autism thing, but I just feel so chronically misunderstood and it drives me absolutely up a wall how often people will misinterpret things I said. "Well you actually meant" - no. If I meant that, I would have said it.
This is perhaps a unique experience, but did anyone else have some thing (media, collectable item, etc.) when you were younger that had NOTHING to do with snz, yet you associated with snz for whatever reason to the point that you can’t decouple the two when you revisit it as an adult?
A moment of appreciation for my college bestie, who was a fairly large dude but had the tiniest little rapid sneezes, and who whispered "bless you" under his breath anytime someone in a crowded area sneezed.
What’s that? I seem distracted? Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about someone having such bad allergies that they can’t help crying a little out of frustration
Not snz and probably delete later, but I actually cannot overstate how getting on T has like. Activated me like a fuckin glow stick in literally every way possible.
Waking up after you arrive at your hotel with a sniffle and a bit of a sore throat, wondering if it’s the pollen or leftover dryness making you feel off from the plane ride. Stuffing a pack of tissues in your pocket right before you leave, slipping into a convenience store while you’re out to buy some over the counter allergy meds, maybe a nasal spray….
Waking up the next day feeling like you need more sleep. Throat scratchy, nose runny, and your muffling sneezes into your limited supply of tissues throughout the day. Having to pop back to the convenience store to buy more, hoping, praying, it will be enough. The congestion starting to settle in your sinuses says otherwise though… and you wish, for once, it was just allergies.
Obsessed with the idea of a throuple having sneezy sex, where the sneezy one is sorta … in the middle/getting attention on both ends and getting conflicting input. One partner’s telling them they must hold back, and the other one’s saying it’s okay, just go ahead and let it out. No matter what they do, one partner is gonna praise them while the other scolds them and oooh yeah that’s juicy to me.
fr i need him. i have a thought but nothing written yet but HOLY SHIT have we considered him and snzfucker j/ackie???
- long fits that will take like. a minute or two to finish. the metros have timed him before
- usually somewhere around eight to twelve sneezes for a natural fit !!
- so that's like. maybe a sneeze every seven seconds?
- hella buildups. like, jesus christ. there’s pretty much no recovery between sneezes, he gets through one and immediately starts hitching again
- will genuinely try to hold a conversation through a fit because hayden is AWARE they take a while and he doesn't want to waste time
- most people will tell him to shut up (affectionately)
- if it's an actual allergy fit, however, there is genuinely no telling when it'll end. could be in a minute, could be in thirty.
- spaced-out singles
- somewhat wet sneezes. i imagine it more as like. from the mouth??? which is disgusting but you know what i mean? there's just a decent amount of spray okay.
- doesn't actually have dad sneezes but gets teased about having them all the time because. you know. four children, so what tf do you mean he sneezes like a dog (not too loud but a little violent physically)
- curls forward a bit with every sneeze
- stifles but only selectively. in the locker room he doesn't really care and he didn't do it much as a kid, but does for interviews and jackie
- so horrifically allergic to cattails (the reeds). went camping as a kid (does canada have boy scouts?) and someone pulled one of them apart and hayden almost had to go home. thankfully, he's mostly a city boy
- mild hayfever in spring and early summer; he can just take allegra and be fine
- HOWEVER. jackie definitely made it a mission to find perfumes/colognes he's allergic to and so they fuck around with those in the bedroom
- dare i say honeymoon rhinitis hayden…
- fuck it. honeymoon rhinitis sneezes are much softer and itchier for hayden, but still spaced out enough to piss him off
- usually one of the first to succumb to illness being passed through the locker room
- quota of being sick exactly once per year, though, so after he's been sick, he's safe lmao
- responsible sick person! and by that i mean he swigs dayquil throughout the day and then takes three times the recommended dose of nyquil and passes the fuck out.
- contrary to his belief, this does not help him get better faster.