Feh.

The fuck do you want? Get the fuck outta here before I lose my patience. [Indie Kuzuryuu rp blog! Not spoiler free, unfortunately!]

[boryokuzan]

HOL Y SHIT I FIOUND A BETTER VIDOE

[boryokuzan]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKNIEN VDIEo

[boryokuzan]

kELLY JUST MADE ME READ PUPA IT WAS SO FUCKED UP

[trxitor-deactivated20140913]

But.. If you do that, then there wouldn’t be any ice cream or cheese.. Or other products that have milk in them.. 

And how do you plan to kill all the cows?

[boryokuzan]

...Feh.

And its easy! Shoot 'em in the head. Slice their throats. Butcher 'em. It's easy. 

[boryokuzan]

desupair:

                Nuh uhh!! So what happens after that if you kill all the cows? It means you get one huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge banquet that will last you several months until it all rots and is infested with maggots — what then? You’d have none after that since you killed all the cows!

                And don’t exclude just them! People drink milk from goats too! Sheep!

                Plus, if you get rid of milk you’d also get rid of all the cakes and pastries in the world and I can’t have that. Flan? Flan too I think. Anyway, anything that uses milk.

After we kill the cows, we put 'em in a fridge. It ain't rocket science. And plus, we could just fuckin' give it to the people that actually need food. No one'd miss 'em.

...Well shit. I thought it only came from cows. Looks like I gotta kill some fuckin' goats and sheep too. Guess I could make a new suit or two from the wool.

...N-No sweets? 

F-Feh....I guess milk can stay. F'now.

[gokudoshojo]

boryokuzan

occultistprincess

Fuck off.

[boryokuzan]

You fuck off, asshat!

[trxitor-deactivated20140913]

You wouldn’t be doing the world a favor, Kuzuryuu-kun. I’m sure that many people on Earth, myself included, like milk. They wouldn’t be very happy if you somehow succeeded in getting rid of it all.

How do you even plan on getting rid of milk, anyways? 

[boryokuzan]

What?! How the hell can you stomach that bullshit?

Easy. I kill all the cows. Take all the meat for myself. All the burgers I can fuckin' eat.

[sacrificial-sword-archive-deact]

"Even if you have an intolerance, it doesn’t mean the rest of the world doesn’t need it."

[boryokuzan]

...I don't care about the world. They can drink some other shit.

[boryokuzan]

desupair replied to your post: …I’m gonna destroy all milk. I’m gonna fuckin’...

But cows are the source of steaks. Think of all the hamburgers.

Thats the thing, pigtails.

Kill all the cows. Get the steak. No fuckin' milk, and all the goddamn hamburgers I can eat. 

It's gonna benefit the world. Just you fuckin' watch.

[sacrificial-sword-archive-deact]

"You just need to avoid milk products, bochan.."

[boryokuzan]

Peko. I'm savin' the goddamn world here. No one should have to drink that fuckin' shit.

[trxitor-deactivated20140913]

Just because you hate milk doesn’t mean you have to get rid of it all…

[boryokuzan]

No one should have to be around that shit! I'm doin' the world a goddamn favor!

[boryokuzan]

...I'm gonna destroy all milk.

I'm gonna fuckin' kill all the cows in the goddamn world. Take out the problem from the source. Fuck that shit.

[hittinballs-archive]

I aint even a gangbangin’ fire crotch, asshole. I be naturally blonde like yo’ ass. I’ma mess you up.

[boryokuzan]

Figures. Too scared of accidentally gettin' a case of red dick? Fuckin' wimp.

Come on then, punk poser. I'd like to see you try to step to me. 

[crossdressinghacker-deactivated]

boryokuzan started following you

[crossdressinghacker-deactivated]

K..Kid?

You don’t look that much older..

[boryokuzan]

Don't you fuckin' mention that shit to me, kid. 

I don't care watcha say. I'm. Older.

[hittinballs-archive]

Yo ass be lookin like you fuckin five. Don’t tell me what tha fuck ta do or I be bout ta spank yo’ ass.

[boryokuzan]

Fuck off, fire crotch. I'd like to see you try that shit with me.

[hittinballs-archive]

Yo ass know what, Kuzuryuu, I don’t like yo’ attitude. Yo ass need ta git dat shiznit fixed.

[boryokuzan]

And I don't like your speech pattern. Go shove a rake up your ass, kid.

[crossdressinghacker-deactivated]

boryokuzan started following you

"Hello.." He muttered, this boy wasn’t much taller than him, it was a nice change from all the tall people.

[boryokuzan]

Feh. The hell do you want, kid? I ain't got all day.

Spit it out.