[purr-in-ink]

[supermariomamafucker]

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theproblematicblogger]

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

having a tumblr gotta be like second most interactive diary of all time

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

first place still being held by that one time an eleven year old girl was possessed by the soul of a teenage dark lord

[catchymemes]

[injuries-in-dust]

I’m gonna guess that they aren’t normally allowed to sit on the furniture.

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

[thebootydiaries]

If she’s your wife then why she pin my feta cheese vegetarian lasagna recipe to her Pinterest board

[valtsv]

hey guys do you think if we all lean to one side at the same time we can jam the boat in the suez canal again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silverliningsandshit]

[memewhore]

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[tqck]

[cognitohazardous]

GET the fuck back in there nobody gonna invent society n taxes now bitch!!!

[anxietygardening]

I have so many of these, people.

So many.

[bravelittletayster-deactivated2]

Kitty plants

[willow]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is peak comedy