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Haters will see me go to sleep and say goodnight

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Was having a bad night and then I just so happened to stumble across your blog. Your dog is adorable, random internet stranger.

that is so cute. hope u are doing wellll now i have no clue when this was sent!!!!!

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wishing you a good day

i appreciate it so much thank you

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good morning

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On a scale from 1-20 how unsettling would you argue a lone duck is?

1 i don’t like to argue but ducks are cute..

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Do you know

THE MUFFIN MAN?!?

no sorry 😞

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has the rice propaganda reached you yet?

what that

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Sorry I'm uncultured, who's Mumble

my dog!!!!

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I used to follow your blog on my old account when I was in high school. I’m 26 now and I am surprised (in a happy way) that your account is still here. Your blog made me smile a lot. I don’t remember much of it because my brain has blocked out much of that chapter in my life oop but things you would post made me laugh in really grim times. I really hope you are well 💗 !!!!

AWWW i don’t use it anymore maybe 2 times a year but tysm for the message, i would never delete it it’s too fun to come back n find old stuff when i remember it 🥲 im good old asf and all that… hope you are well too 🩵

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jennyholzerfanclub:

i feel like i live in a Hole? never had frozen coke an only person ive heard term frozen coke from is moana like.It speaks for itself jus never experienced

the history of frozen coke is it use to be sold at the cinemas only, i will literally pick to go to certain cinemas over others if they do not have frozen coke. then in 2009. mcdonald starrt selling frozen coke. Just amazing. Large one was 3 dollar 60 but still somehow worth it. The world changed when burger king also start to sell frozen coke..fast forward to 2012 and frozen coke becomes 1 dollar for a small size at mcdonalds..next thing u know it. 2015.. frozen coke becomes 1 dollar for whatever size u pick…and here we are in 2016…absotlelily loveing it…

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*steals Mumble*

no she right next to meee snoring

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I want Mumble

noooooo

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Can I kidnapp mumble?

so sorry but no x

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If I hear “I’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

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Old ass

YUPPPP THATS MEEEE

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I just wanna say your twitter makes me cackle you're so funny everyone else is missing out bye

thankyou the way this is not true i don’t even barely posts there anymore . me and my friend steal each others tweets so many of them r hers

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i am a mom now please meet my daughter Mumble