bottom shelf vodka

bitch, don't mind me...shake your hiney.

[hiyokosai0nji-deactivated201401]

[imagine-exoqk]

When you meet someone who also watches wrestling

When they constantly insult wrestlers and overly complain about the company

[d-diggity]

[sextnoise]

this is what i call commitment  

[theheftyhideaway]

Graceful.

[bottomshelfvodka-blog]

*dies and gets sent to hell*

me: this is cool and also fun

[majikmountain]

a beacon of light in a world full of darkness

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

i have literally lived Sex and the City season 3 episode 6 “Are We Sluts?” so many times over

[bottomshelfvodka-blog]

Me: we should get a dog

Husband: No

Me: why not?

Husband: because you have three already

Me: You listen to me

Me: *inhales cigarette for 6 minutes*

[fashion-and-film]

Sex and the City (1998)

[automatic-weapons]

[bottomshelfvodka-blog]

fuuuuck

[zootedboy]

i chill by myself alot cause i fuck wit myself 100 percent

[eyehategod-truckerhat-deactivat]

Yeah death grips is a thing, but have you ever considering calling your mom to tell her you’re sorry and you love her so much instead

[complaint-queen-deactivated2014]

i truly hate hippies it is 2014 you can’t suck john lennon’s ghost dick for much longer please quit now

[temperatures]

[brown-brown-deactivated20201027]

Why Sharon why

[bigbootyteen]

[popunklouis-deactivated20191229]

remember that rumor we all believed in middle school that marilyn manson got the bottom half of his ribcage removed so he could blow himself??

[mrsmoonbear]

What the fuck kinda middle school did you go to

[popunklouis-deactivated20191229]

[shit-in-yer-cereal]

I remember that

[aidn]

[bottomshelfvodka-blog]

horny

[thejogging]

David, You’re a Sexual Cactus, 2014

Cactus, Condom 

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