Transformatron on AO3. They/them. Not entirely SFW - no minor followers, please. General fandom sideblog of bougiebutchbinch - follow there for my creative work!
I am nonbinary genderfluid multigender. Sometimes transmasc, most often neutral or other, very occasionally fem. Please use neutral pronouns/terminology. Don't refer to me as transmasc and certainly not as a 'man' or 'woman'. However, I might refer to myself in any of these ways occasionally when it fits. I can be any gender or multiple genders at once. No, this is not 'misgendering myself'. I know my gender better than you do. All you have to do is use neutral pronouns/terminology, which is apparently very fucking easy until it comes to a nonbinary person.
I have medically dx'd memory problems & neuro problems (along with. a lot. of physical disabilities) and am very stressed with life rn. If I say things wrong or get facts wrong please give benefit of the doubt and try to be understanding. If I need things explaining multiple times it is because of disability, not a lack of care.
Marked red on shinigami eyes for being enbie and intersex, presumably. Or for being a transfeminist who vocally cares about transfems, transmascs, nonbinary people AND intersex people. My bad lmao
my fandoms: Naruto, GOTG, Critical Role. A little bit of The Boys. Several more.
I'm primarily into Critical Role at the moment, especially Thaisha, Kattigan, Bolaire and Murray!
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lskdfgjsdsdf they switch!!!
but don't worry about Starscream's poor valve. I have a THEORY.
buckle up kids, and stay tuned for Bougie's Brilliant Plan Of How Starscream Can Take That Giant Dick.
You see, Starscream is definitely a valve mech who doesn't particularly enjoy using his spike (and Skyfire wouldn't feel it anyway, let's be real... hotdogs tossed down hallways, and all that). But he has an arm! So, Skyfire can get fucked when he wants that.
Overall though, Starscream prefers to take it rather than give it. Skyfire usually uses his fingers or his tongue. Non-penetrative sex, for the win!
As for Skyfire... he isn't picky about stimulation at all, and likes using his spike and valve equally (and his mouth. Starscream sitting on his face is a massive W for all involved!)
But he was SO FUCKING NERVOUS when Star first suggested that Skyfire put his spike (as opposed to just a single finger) in him. Eventually, he was faffing about and fretting so much that Starscream rolled his eyes, flipped the big mech onto his back, and gingerly wriggled down...
This is Star 'size queen' Scream we're talking about!
Starscream, who absolutely will go on in later life to take one look at the hulking giant that is Megatron and say 'yeah I could take him. in a fight haha' (he does not mean in a fight.)
Which is to say... He splits his fucking pelvis in half along the transformation seams.
Literally expanding his body around Skyfire's gargantuan cock. Whining through his teeth, brows set in furious determination, as the flexible inner mesh of his valve is stretched so wide his exoskeleton HAS to break apart to make way....
The end result is him sat on Skyfire's lap, gasping, eyes rolled back, completely unable to do anything but squirm. He's shrink-wrapping that dick. Stuffed like a clown-car. His legs twitch like Skyfire's delivering a thousand little electric shocks every time he moves. His abdominal and pelvic plating have snapped apart in a very body-horror-esque way, revealing the swollen protoform beneath - all while Skyfire jizzes in absolute shock.
It's hot. It's kinda gross. It feels amazing. It looks horrifying. They do it again immediately.
"need to get him pregnant" but in the sense that he deserves that level of bodily autonomy if he wants to start a family that way because guys who get pregnant deserve respect and care too
i feel like optimus and starscream are both criers during sex, but on opposite ends of the spectrum.
optimus cries because of the emotion of it all. when he's truly in love with someone, he can't help but show it a bit, even if it means shedding a few tears. he's not a loud crier either, he doesn't like to draw attention to it, but you'll see him wipe away some tears as he smiles at just how wonderful his partner is, and how lucky he feels to be with them.
starscream, on the other hand, absolutely wails from overstimulation and being unable to properly articulate how good it feels to get his back blown out.
Oh, PLEASE write a George Bluth Megatron and Lucille Bluth Starscream fic someday. They'd be an ABSOLUTELY CATASTROPHIC Decepticon couple, and I would LOVE every second of it.
The answer to "What is it okay for Bolaire to do?" is "Anything he wants, because he's Bolaire and he's perfect and should never feel bad about anything ever." Hope that helps.
Lex messes about with cross-dimensional travel in the aftermath of the 2025 film, hoping to land in a universe where he has successfully defeated Superman so he can steal whatever epic superweapon he used to do the deed.
Instead, his dimension-jumper breaks.
And he winds up stuck.
In Omegaverse.
Where he is apparently an Omega (the very concept of which is almost as ridiculous as the apparent new biological rules of this world - Lex Luthor, an Omega? Him?). Living a domestic, rehabilitated, idyllic life, bonded to some boring nobody Alpha called Clark Kent.
This is bad enough. Then Clark Kent casually mentions what the Lex Luthor of this world has known for the past five years: that he is Superman. And Lex realises he is living in his deepest, darkest, Superharem nightmare.
Meanwhile, back in Lex's original universe, a pregnant Lex Luthor rocks up at Clark Kent's door and gives him the shock of his life. Now, Clark has to figure out how to cross the interdimensional barrier and get his Lex back, so as not to unleash him on an unsuspecting universe - while absorbing the ghastly truth that 1) Lex undoubtedly now knows his secret identity, and 2) there is a version of him out there who is genuinely, deeply in love with Lex Luthor and 3) KNOCKED HIM UP
His Lex is, of course, trying to decimate the ENTIRE Omegaverse in vengeance for subjecting to him to such humiliation, while destroying his so-called Alpha to boot. It doesn't matter that Clark keeps being so nice and understanding and gentle (and sad, as he faces the possibility that his Lex might be gone forever). That just makes him weaker. Easier for Lex to defeat.
...Or so Lex might think - if only he could stop drowning in torrid fantasies of this irksome, oversized, puppy-eyed Superman pinning him down and -
Well.
That's just the despicable hormonal cocktail this new universe is subjecting him to. Nothing more.
(It's gonna be reaaaaaal awkward when he finds out that his body, being from a non-Omegaverse universe, isn't nearly so receptive to all the Omegaverse pheromone nonsense, and he's actually just worked himself into a horny mess of horrified denial all on his lonesome).
(It's gonna be more awkward when his Superman reunites Alpha Clark and Omega Lex and yoinks Lex back to a nice, sane reality where he doesn't dissolve into a whimpering, dick-hungry puddle once a year. This Superman looks at Lex like he should do - like Lex is his enemy, not his husband. Which makes it all the stranger that the fantasies of being manhandled and splayed open and ravished on an alien knot don't stop. And while Lex is so very glad to have escaped the Omegaverse - complete with information that could ruin Superman! - a tiny, despicable part of him misses seeing Clark's smile...)
(How fucking shameful. What useless, sentimental garbage. Obviously, the only thing to do about this is to contrive a shiny new plot to kill his Superman, once and for all.)
