Stolen and modified from getdare.com forums.
Get a deck of cards (optionally including a black and red joker). Shuffle well.
Everytime that you choose to masturbate (preferably nightly), and after you’re rock hard, pick a card. The value of this card is how many times you must edge that night (face cards are worth 10, aces/jokers worth 11). Once you pick a card keep it separate from the rest of the deck so you don’t pick it again. You can tease yourself as much as you want, but, excluding the ace/jokers edges are limited to what is specified on the card.
NORMAL:
You may only ejaculate when you pick an ace or joker, but you’ll need to do AT LEAST the 11 edges first. If you accidentally begin ejaculating before these edges are complete the orgasm must be ruined. If you accidentally ejaculate on any other card the orgasm must be ruined.
If it is a red ace, you can have a normal orgasm that night.
If it is black, you must ruin your orgasm.
A red joker indicates you must make yourself orgasm multiple times (at least thrice).
A black joker indicates that you must ruin yourself dry.
By putting the cards aside after they are picked you’re guaranteed to get to cum eventually, but whether you really enjoy it or not is also left up to chance.
Continue this game everytime you masturbate, removing one card each time until there are none left, then start over with the full deck. Won’t it be fun picking a card each night after you’ve already found all the aces and jokers, knowing that you definitely won’t get to cum?
Modifications of the above to make the game more/less frustrating:
PUSSY:
Aces worth 11 edges but no ejaculation (ruined or otherwise).
Queen and King mean you can cum, but only after AT LEAST 11 edges.
Jokers indicate that you must ruin yourself dry after AT LEAST 11 edges.
EASY:
All aces mean you can cum.
CRUEL:
Jokers indicate that you must ruin yourself dry after AT LEAST 20 edges.
INSANE:
Only the Ace of Hearts allows you to cum after AT LEAST 20 edges.
Jokers indicate that you must ruin yourself dry after AT LEAST 11 edges.
Summary:
Pussy: 8 cards allow normal orgasm after at least 11 edges. 1 card enforces milking. 2 cards enforce ruined dry.
Easy: 4 cards allow normal orgasm after at least 11 edges.1 card enforces milking. 1 card enforces ruined dry.
Normal: 2 cards allow normal orgasm after at least 11 edges. 1 card enforces milking. 1 card enforces ruined dry.
Cruel: 2 cards allow normal orgasm after at least 20 edges. 2 cards enforce ruined dry.
Insane: 1 card allows normal orgasm after at least 20 edges. 2 cards enforce ruined dry.
ADDITIONAL POINTS:
Something For a Pair:
If the same number or the joker is drawn twice in a row the number of edges are doubled.
Flush:
Three+ consecutive cards of the same suit - no touching.
Lovers:
If King and Queen of the same suit are drawn consecutively the number of edges is tripled.
Fake Joker:
A jack in between two jokers results in the deck being reset, without playing the joker card that night and without touching.
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