fourth of july

bowie mitchell // 18 // new york ; i drive to work, you take the train. my heart it burns, you're oceans away. i'll be asleep by the time you're awake.

[bowiesux]

text ➡️ cas

caspian: wow that's really cute stahp it (ノ*゜▽゜*)

caspian: really? first guy? i'm surprised

caspian: um nah, never been with anyone in like any sort of way is that weird

bowie: because i seem so experienced ik B)

bowie: i honestly have no idea wtf i'm doing i'm just doing my best n hoping you like me as much as i like you

bowie: it's not weird. is it because you haven't been interested in it?

[bowiesux]

text ➡️ cas

caspian: no!! ofc not i just don't think i'm funny... silly

caspian: but that'd be so cute i had no idea you were such a hopeless romantic

caspian: stressing the hopeless :p

bowie: mhmmm sure. i see how you really feel

bowie: i'm not though?? like yeah you make me want to do all kinds of romantic bullshit but i'm usually not even into that. you just make me want to be a good bf

bowie: but to answer your question, no you are not the only person i've ever dated. you're just the only guy i have ever dated. i have had girlfriends and i have been with guys if you know what i mean but. you are my first bf

bowie: no pressure lol. wbu?? i've never asked you if you've been with people

[bowiesux]

text ➡️ bowie

caspian: .3.

caspian: wowee wouldn't that be cliche af i like it

caspian: am i....by chance the /only/ person you've dated?

bowie: do i seem that unlovable

[bowiesux]

text ➡️ bowie

caspian: those are my favorite !!

caspian: awh (: it's not. I feel the same way tbh half the time idk what to say

caspian: I want you to think I'm funny and all that stuff

bowie: ur my favorite.

bowie: i wish i could share chips with u. and our hands could touch when we reach for the bag and we could have a moment

bowie: ur hilarious u always make me laugh. ur the funniest person i have ever dated

[bowiesux]

text ➡️ bowie

caspian: yes send them to me virtually pls and thank u babe

caspian: jello not jam

caspian: damn idk whether to laugh or gag

bowie: i only have the cool ranch kind i hope that's ok

bowie: sorry idk why i said that lol. you make me nervous sometimes

bowie: and by sometimes i mean most times. even tho we're just texting is that stupid

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[bowiesux]

text ➡️ bowie

caspian: vegans don't eat any animal products = no cheese anything fml

caspian: gelatin is animal bones and skin and stuff boiled it's kinda gross but i love jelly

caspian: i kind of wouldn't be surprised if they use the penises ew

bowie: bruh :(

bowie: want some of my doritos ?

bowie: is jelly like jello to you guys or do you just mean jelly like jam because that's what it is here and i didn't know there was gelatin in that ew

bowie: been eatin dick since i popped out da womb apparently

[bowiesux]

text ➡️ bowie

caspian: another good point

caspian: awh :3 i would stare at u too

caspian: my mom decided to go vegan for some reason and now there's no Doritos I'm gonna kms

bowie: is there meat in doritos or something

bowie: did you know gelatin is made of pig dicks and stuff

bowie: or maybe that's hot dogs. idk but gelatin is pig something. the more u know. tell ur mom

[bowiesux]

text ➡️ bowie

caspian: i love wearing sunglasses while in a really public place bc i can stare at people and they won't even know

caspian: it makes me wonder if anyone is ever staring at me whilst wearing sunglasses

bowie: same because nobody can tell if ur high af

bowie: they probably are because ur cute and i would stare

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text ✉️ babe

caspian: who died anyway

caspian: you're the worst person on this earth and any others

bowie: idk a great aunt i met twice or something

bowie: i know right

bowie: and i'm all yours :) lucky you

[bowiesux]

text ✉️ babe

caspian: oh jeez

caspian: you manage to be incredibly adorable and stupid at the same time

caspian: stop fucking smiling, you boob

bowie: I CAN'T especially when you call me a boob

bowie: everyone is going to think i'm the worst person on earth

bowie: which i am but still. it's a secret

[bowiesux]

text ✉️ babe

bowie: i just thought about you and i can't stop smiling and it's awful

bowie: did i mention i'm at a funeral?

bowie: i probably should have said that first let me start over

bowie: hi i'm at a funeral

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text: bowie

caspian: it's a pretty sweet thought tbh i think about stuff we'll be able to do together all the time ((((: what does that even mean lol

caspian: well i'm very much alive and last time i checked ur into me so... person? girl or guy? have i never actually asked about ur sexuality

caspian: is that insensitive to ask about idk

caspian: hey u said it not me

bowie: like what?!?! it means that you're cute when you do everything else so you're probably cute when you watch movies too. is it creepy that i want to watch you sleep

bowie: don't sass me. a guy but i still like girls :p

bowie: why would it be insensitive to ask what your boyfriend is into? you can ask me whatever you want

[bowiesux]

text: bowie

caspian: anytime, any day

caspian: oh i've never seen the movie lol we'll watch it someday

caspian: who the fuck gave you a handjob in a graveyard??? and also were you already turned on or?? so many questions

bowie: can you believe we will actually be able to watch movies together one day.... i bet you're cute when you watch movies.

bowie: i'm not into DEAD PEOPLE if that's what you're asking. the person that gave me the handjob was very much alive for the record

bowie: i'm going to hell aren't i?

[bowiesux]

text: bowie

caspian: but a cute twat in a suit i'm sure

caspian: yeah sort of

caspian: what where did horny come from??? not unless they're a necro or a poor kid who can't control his boner idk

bowie: thanks babe

bowie: idk isn't that why the wedding crashers crashed weddings? to get laid??? i fell asleep watching that movie tbh i don't really know what happened

bowie: one time i got a handjob in a grave yard lol

[bowiesux]

text: bowie

caspian: like a secret agent?

caspian: people are dying like every second i'm sure we could just find a funeral and go

caspian: is that really weird?

caspian: wait no ik the answer to that don't bother.... do u think people do that?

bowie: a secret agent without a gun or any skills whatsoever... so more like just a twat in a suit really.

bowie: like wedding crashers? but... funeral crashers?

bowie: are people even horny at funerals?????