*Stares at Espurr*
Oh, you think you can win a staring contest with this freak of nature? Espurr are particularly interesting creatures; perhaps their second set of translucent eyelids can speak for themselves. Developed as an evolutionary tactic against predators, these eyelids give the feline Pokemon an edge by elongating the endurance of its awful, empty stare.
So yes, Coffee is a damn cheater. Look at this smug little shit. Winning staring contests with nigh immortal beings.













