it's just posts my dude

blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education. (heads up: terrible at tagging things. don't say I didn't warn you) Goy

[marypenelope]

What do you guys think the Eridians do with Grace's body when he dies?

[coolattas]

taz balance / phm au doodles + some more info below the cut! woohoo ! yay ! oh, hooray !

mostly born of me thinking real long and hard about how similar stratt and lucretia are in a lot of respects. has escalated a little.

taako grace. magnus and merle eridians. lucretia stratt. lup shapiro. barry dubois. john hunger astrophage. davenport yáo. carey ilyukhina. avi carl (or maybe steve hatch i haven’t decided. probably carl though. maybe a mix of both).

still set in d&d land so magic and gnomes/elves/etc and all that are on the table. the starblaster is the name of the ship. ipre / the bureau is the name of the conglomerate that lucretia is running to pursue the project (more or less petrova taskforce equivalent). taako is a high-level wizard that has since left that general sphere to go teach magic at a wizard school to a bunch of kids he maintains firmly he only tolerates but that he secretly does love very much. the hunger is dimming the sun. when lup and barry get blown up crazystyle (lich-related. not that anyone knows this until much much much later) lucretia sends taako as the arcane specialist. carey and davenport die en-route. magnus and merle are eridians, magnus is an engineer and merle is a doctor (have also seen the light re: the martian au with merle as mark watney but. will save that for a different time). which i guess makes julia adrian in this a little bit also. their sun is dying too. bonds function like the taumoeba, but operate a little differently here than in balance for reason of they have to be harvested and the like. starblaster does not work like it does in balance i don’t think. largely irrelevant but also given that stratt wears a wedding ring in the movie i'm making maureen lucretia's late wife because i’m forever and always a maurcretia diehard. i have many many many additional and often very melodramatic thoughts about this all but i'm trying to keep it somewhat kind of a little concise here at least.

woohoo hooray ok bye bye now

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[quakgrass]

two birds

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a drawing of a young Taako and Lup, standing and holding hands against a white background. They’re skinny twin elves with freckled dark brown skin and curly black hair. Taako’s hair is chin length and he’s wearing a purple coat cinched at the waist with a belt, a long light purple shirt and purple leggings. Lup’s hair is pulled into a bun and she’s wearing a yellow t-shirt, braided red belt and sash around her waist, and cinched tan capris. Taako is waving and they have neutral expressions.]

[nonasuch]

Oof. I just put a batch of vintage clothing in to soak, which is a whole big production requiring putting a plastic tub in my bathtub (because they’re going to be soaking for at least a full day and I still need to shower in there tomorrow) and filling it up with yellowed dresses and Retro Clean.

This time I decided that historical laundresses probably knew what they were doing, and grabbed a metal pole to stir my DIY laundry cauldron and poke the floaty bit back under the surface. Historical laundresses were right, it works great.

As I stood there, I had a moment where I though, ‘oh wow, so many women in my family tree must have done this exact set of motions throughout history.’ Which should be a humbling and heartwarming feeling of connection, right?

Wrong. I swear I could feel twenty generations of shtetl women going “For this you went to college? You want to work with old shmattes all day, fine, but you could have saved the tuition to buy a house.”

And like. They’re right, but hey.

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[quinns-art-box]

lancer and susieeeeeee i love them

[garaks-padded-bra]

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

so now I'm gay for nothing?

[garaks-padded-bra]

now youre gay for nothing.

[sabertoothwalrus]

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

[mutimatuti]

never not thinking abt this

[queertility]

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⬇️More detailed infographics about...

★ An introduction to Queer Fertility

★ Sperm Donation

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★ Intrauterine Insemination (aka IUI)

❓ FAQ

*You can also check out @gonkey for my personal journey as an agender person trying to achieve pregnancy!

[just-a-soft-bois-art]

A Baby™️

Click for quality.

[adventuresloane]

[ID: A lineless, cartoony drawing of Angus McDonald from the shoulders up. He is a dark-skinned little boy with short, textured black hair and very large, round glasses with thin gold frames. He wears a light purple sweater vest and yellow bowtie over a green shirt, as well as a gray cap. He smiles at the viewer. The background is yellow with a pattern of magnifying glasses. End ID.]

[stjohnstarling]

In light of recent events, I have begun submitting bug reports when I see mature content labels applied inappropriately to posts, especially if an appeal has been rejected.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Extremely good idea - how are you doing it? Through the contact us option?

[stjohnstarling]

Yeah it’s one of the options on the Contact Support form:

[sharas-bae]

for what it's worth: after a few months of submitting help tickets as 'feedback' when i saw a post inappropriately flagged as mature, i tried following this suggestion instead. today i got my first-ever response from tumblr support on this issue, letting me know that a post i'd submitted a ticket before has had its mature content flag removed.

[stjohnstarling]

Hey it worked! Maybe if enough of us make a stink they’ll fix the fucking system.

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[triaelf9]

"I'm sorry you feel I did something very bad. But actually, what if it was only that I wanted to rule over you? What's so wrong about that? I did it FOR you. Walking in the same streets as the POORS? Now, THAT'S the REAL crime here."

Or, alternatively,

FUCK! THIS! GUY!

[anonpolls]

A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. You’ll be cured of all, you’ll have a stable job you’re happy with, and you’ll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, there’s a catch—you’ll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).

Which would you pick?

6th grade

7th grade

8th grade

9th/freshman year

10th/sophomore year

11th/junior year

12th/senior year

decline the magician’s offer

none, i am the magician

answers to the magician

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Kattigan, man who lost his daughter in extremely traumatic circumstances was just stuck in a sack listening to Primus being like: "Yeah I killed my son, what of it?"

Kattigan was ruined for years. Primus is clearly only emotionally disturbed by the idea that he shot his alliance in the foot.