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[fluffghost]

【東方】ついったのとか小傘の傘擬人化とか by きたの！

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"Just saying Ms Tatara's name is enough to leave her vulnerable? Truly, a Karakasa-Obake's life is a hard one."

[hakutakucutie]

"Just what is that umbrella girl yelling about...? Ah well, it's probably nothing too important."

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Incident Report I2006-A

SCP Involved: SCP-2006 and SCP-2006-1 Date: ██/██/████ Location: Site 118

Preamble: After a fairly standard socialization and monitoring session with SCP-2006, Dr ████ reported hearing an odd █████ sound and suddenly seeing an anomalous woman in the cell with him and SCP-2006. The woman, hereby referred as SCP-2006-1, was wearing [REDACTED Restriction released by O-5 Director ██████ ██████████ upon SCP-2006-1's containment. Its details will be covered later in the document.]. Dr ████ initially assumed that this was a new scare tactic developed by SCP-2006, and reacted with appropriate shock and surprise protocols. SCP-2006-1 offered Dr ████ a confused look and said something in Japanese. Dr ████ was incapable of understanding, and politely excused himself from SCP2006’s cell to ostensibly “collect his composure.” Dr ████ immediately proceeded to call a breach alert, locking down the facility. Within moments of Dr ████’s departure, SCP-2006 and SCP-2006-1 began to cheerfully converse in Japanese, an as yet unnoticed ability of SCP-2006.

Addendum 1: Dr ████’s assistant, ██ ██████, suggested that SCP-2006 learned the language from the horror movies from that country. Further experimentation was suggested, pending O5 approval.

While containment team Epsilon-Baker, the ‘boo boys,’ was assembled, SCP-2006 and SCP-2006-1 talked amongst themselves for █████ minutes and ██ seconds within SCP-2006’s then sealed cell. No personnel on site understood the language, but the audio recordings were later translated, shedding some valuable light on the breach. Audio Logs are attached to the end of this document.

Addendum 2: Until the linguistic skill of SCP-2006 is further analyzed, all personnel above D grade will be required to speak at least two languages fluently to prevent further breaches.

SCP-2006's breach led to the deaths of ██ personnel, █ of which were agent level, and the near complete destruction of Site 118. During the breach, Dr ████ stated that [REDACTED] upon SCP-2006's recapture. Worth noting, SCP-2006-1's encouragement and influence over SCP-2006 turned 2006's containment from a relatively simple matter into a catastrophe in less than █████ minutes. It is this reviewing panel's recommendation that SCP-2006-1 and SCP-2006 never come into contact with each other again.

Addendum 3: SCP-2006 has become increasingly agitated and aggressive since SCP-2006 and SCP-2006-1 were separated. It has been proposed that the loss of life may be lessened with the two together than isolated. Upon Dr ████'s suggestion, we have proposed using the promise of visits with SCP-2006-1 as a reward for good behavior, pending O-5 approval.

Audio Log *SCP-2006-1 seems to appear from thin air. Dr ████ yelps and takes a step backward. SCP-2006 laughs and claps its hands together.*

Dr ████: What th... AAH! SCP-2006: Oh hohohohohoho! SCP-2006-1: (In Japanese) Hey! You faker! Dr ████: Ah... Ah, 2006, you got me again! Phew! I need to step outside and get some air before you give me a heart attack! *Dr ████ exits the room and initiates breach protocols

Note - From here to the end of the record, all dialogue is Japanese tranlated by Agent ████████.

SCP-2006: Oh wow! You got him good! Haven't seen him jump that high since I [REDACTED] and he almost fainted right there! SCP-2006-1: Are you suuuuuuure? SCP-2006: Just as sure as my name is █████ █████ ████████! But most of the mooks here call me 2006. What's your name, friend? SCP-2006-1: My name's Kogasa Tatara, the master of scaring! SCP-2006: Oh HO! A rival appears! *SCP-2006 adopts a comical stance often seen from the heroes in the Super Sentai Monster Slayers movie series.* We shall see who is the true master! What school are you from? SCP-2006-1: School? I'm not from a school, mister █████ █████ ████████. *It glances around the room curiously* I came from ████████! SCP-2006: Neva heard o' it! Anyway, you'll like it here. Lots of people to scare, and the best part? They give me all the movies I want! It's like they want me to learn how to scare them! The doops! SCP-2006-1: *Squinting at the one-way glass as Epsilon-Baker assembles there* Like that faker weirdo in the white coat? SCP-2006: Yep! That's Dr ████. He's one of the easiest to scare! It's like a freebie. SCP-2006-1: *Hesitates for a moment* Hiiiiiiiiiiim? But he's a faker! He wasn't scared at all! SCP-2006: Nuh UH! He's terrified of me! He says so all the time. SCP-2006-1: But I'm still hungry! If he were scaaaaaaared, I'd be full! I tell you, friend, that Human was lying to you. SCP-2006: *Now pacing and shifting form seemingly at random* But... I'm very scary. They... tell... me so. SCP-2006-1: There there, friend. They lied to you, but I can teach you to be all sorts of scary! Come, and let master scarer Kogasa Tatara show you the proper way to scare everyone! Repeat after me! Beroberobaaaaaaaaaa! [The two seemingly practice scary noises for two minutes] SCP-2006-1: I think you got it! Lets go practice! SCP-2006: Oh, but we can't! The door's locked when Dr ████ isn't around. SCP-2006-1: Ha! That's no problem for me! Here, take my hand, and lets goooooooo! Urameshiya!

The recording equipment in the room ceases function here. SCP-2006 and SCP-2006-1 broke containment moments later.

SCP-2006-1 Classification: Euclid.

The apparition that appeared within SCP-2006's cell is an apparition calling its self Kogasa Tatara. It appears to be a short woman of oriental descent, wearing a blue and white dress with a light vest, with a slender build, and hetero-chromatic eyes; blue and red. The oil-paper umbrella it carries is purple with a single eye measuring 30 centimeters across, and a massive ambulatory tongue of indeterminate length. While the umbrella displays independent movement and appears alive, both the humanoid body and umbrella seem to act with a single will and consciousness, hence its classification as a single SCP. It very readily matches the descriptions of the Japanese Karakasa-Obake, and once verbal contact was established, SCP-2006-1 confirmed that as its identity.

Behaviorally, SCP-2006-1 is very child-like; enjoying simple games, displaying petulant attitudes when faced with discomfort, and easily coerced with candies (see additional Containment file for handling procedures). While it denies any direct association with SCP-2006, it seems to share its compulsion to frighten or startle Human beings. While it lacks SCP-2006's adaptive metamorphic abilities, SCP-2006-1 displays a much greater understanding of Human fear. This intuition about our emotional states, when used in conjunction with SCP-2006's abilities, is what made their mutual breach so disastrous.

SCP-2006-1 is currently contained at Site ███.

Addendum 4: Much like SCP-2006, SCP-2006-1 may seem like nothing more than an amusing pet, but personnel are to keep in mind that this seemingly cartoonish entity was partly responsible for the deaths of ███ staff. Dr ████ reminds everyone that janitorial services still have not found enough parts to account for all the missing D class personnel.

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Shock and Ack

Please take a moment from your busy reblogging of .gif, can't breath-ings, and askbox memes to consider the Karakasa-obake, one of the great ironies in Gensokyo... They subsist (ish?) on the surprise of others, which often necessitates them to ambush and startle passing Humans. They are patient hunters, often lying in wait along heavily traveled roads for days at a time for a meal. One might be led to wonder; how do they learn what hunting grounds are the most heavily traveled? Some instinct driving them, or is it trial and error? Do the Umbrella spirits ever get territorial, or do they ever cooperate as some sort of pack?

Imagine that; you're walking down the road, when suddenly, WHAM! You're surrounded by hopping umbrellas. And the tongues! Oh man, that would be terrible... Unless you're into that sort of stuff, of course... In which case, I would still caution you against running out to take a stroll down the busier thoroughfares in Gensokyo, regardless of how appealing it may seem to be smothered in tongue! Please keep in mind that there are other hunters-of-men that will do far more unpleasant things than startle you.

Now, with that groundwork laid, we are going to make two assumptions that may, or may not, be refuted later... One, Karakasa aren't numerous enough to make pack hunting or territorialism practical, and two, that their hunting techniques are taught. Once those facts are established, it becomes entirely reasonable for one Ms Kogasa Tatara to be hiding in a bush with her child, Torako Tatara-Mizuhashi. It's not dissimilar from a lioness teaching her cub to hunt, but less bloody and more adorable.

But where is the great irony I promised you? To see, or rather hear, the joke, you must don the feathers and wings of a Karasu Tengu. Once those are affixed, taking a moment to appreciate the delightful and completely unrepentant desire to misbehave, you would almost immediately hear the cheerful buzzing sound of barely contained excitement coming from a decently camouflaged hiding spot occupied by two Youkai girls. Their whispered questions and answers would be easily heard as you alighted in a nearby tree, making as little noise as you could, and a slow grin would spread across your face.

Merely subtract a pair of red eyes, and you will be one Daichi Yuutamo, and you will find yourself tossing a caramel candy towards the younger of the two tuulns. Being blind, you may find the shot difficult, so multiple attempts may be needed, but eventually, you will score a hit, and a small candy will bounce off of Torako's orange headgear. If Kogasa can feed from the surprise and delight of her unofficial offspring, which is way less morbid and painful than that sentence would apply normally imply, then the mother is in for quite a meal indeed.

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Were you lacking any reason to curse as of late, Kouhei? I really hope so, because what Kogasa is delivering straight to you is the... thing... pictured above. "You always light these tiny fires, why not wear this instead? Go on, take it, I brought it specifically for you!" Don't worry: Daichi got his own sweater, too. You can match! Even if they're not alike at all.

Light tiny... why would this thing be an alternative for smoking? Except maybe that it's as likely to win Kouhei friends as lighting up in a poorly ventilated fuel storage. "Thanks, miss Tatara, I really, ah, it's very... special."

[bowlfullofstars]

It's not exactly a basket, nor is there any food involved, but Torako's attempt at ensnaring poor little Coffee is nonetheless performed with very serious intent. "Happy cis-mess!" she joyfully exclaims, throwing the above monstrosity over the Espurr's head for a rather forceful and enthusiastic bout of gift-giving dress-up.

Black coffee. That's what the world had become. Bitter, hot, and suffocating. He screamed. The abyss swallowed it, snagging his fangs on invisible knots. The weight of the shroud was almost pleasant, if not for being trapped inside. Sweat would have began to bead on his forehead, if he could even do so.

"Death," he realized. "has come for me."

Hell no, he thought, gathering his rage, channeling it to his stubby paws and legs. He swiped, and, though he did so with all his strength, was snagged again. Coffee's anger drained from him, and fell back to his side. Death was inescapable.

A shrill, keening yowl slowly slipped through the sweater's fabric. Poor dear.