kyle • guy in his mid 20s do NOT interact if you don’t listen to M-Flo, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to Jordana LeSesne (1.8.7), do NOT interact if you don’t listen to Herbie Hancock, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to Incognito (acid jazz band), do NOT interact if you don’t listen to T-SQUARE, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to Groove Collective, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to The RAH Band, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to Mr. Fingers, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to Frankie Knuckles, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to DJ Marky, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to DJ Makoto, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to M-Beat, do NOT interact if you don’t listen Mariah Carey, do NOT interact if you don’t listen to Crystal Kay, do NOT interact if the ONLY disco band you listen to is ABBA, do NOT interact if you ONLY listen jazz fusion from Japan and not also jazz fusion from other countries, do NOT interact if you only listen to songs in English, do NOT interact if you can’t listen to instrumental music, do NOT interact if you hate acid jazz, do NOT interact if you disagree with me, do NOT in interact if you hate my bio, do NOT interact if you take my bio seriously, do NOT interact if I can’t interact with you, do NOT interact if you hate me, and do NOT interact if you hate Tripod Baby Tuesday OR STRAIGHT YOSHI SATURDAY. (Disclaimer: If you plan to listen to the artists I have listed in this bio, or are in the process of doing so, then you may interact. Listening to their entire discographies is not required, one song or album is enough to interact.)
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Hi I'm Kyle and I'm a guy in his 20s who likes music, video games (game blog), and drawing (art blog). And editing images and videos sometimes I guess. More info under the read more.
Awhile ago the blog above (now called BowserSex2, formerly known as BowserSex) functioned as a main blog for me, but then some technical issues happened with the blog (described on this post). Many Tumblr users would call these technical issues a "shadow ban," but former employees at Tumblr have stated that shadow bans aren't a thing on Tumblr and that these are the result of bugs, which I believe.
Because I was experiencing these issues, I moved to this blog, named this blog "BowserSex" and the old one "BowserSex2" and said that I would eventually return to that blog whenever the issues were resolved.
Though staff never got back to me, eventually the technical issues were resolved, which I had to notice on my own many months later, since I got no email back from staff. But I've been posting on this specific blog for so long that I don't feel like making the switch back. So I won't. But I'll be keeping BowserSex2 up for archive reasons.
FAQ:
Q: Is your username Bowser Sex or Bowser's Ex?
A: It's Bowser Sex, but you can read it as Bowser's Ex if you want, both work fine.
Q: Is your bio serious or a joke?
A: It's a joke with some sincerity in it. Like I'm jokingly making fun of DNIs because I think they're silly, but I do genuinely like the music and artists that I mention in my DNI. I don't actually expect everyone who follows me to listen to the music I like. Though it would be nice lol.
some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive
I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking
Just so everyone knows, this post is based on an interaction I had with my boyfriend because he made some comment about Jerma (twitch streamer) being short and I said, “okay well, you’re like the same height as him so I don’t see why you’re callin him short when you’re just as short as he is,” and my boyfriend made a pissed off lookin face at me, and I said, “now let me smell them balls,” like completely unrelated to what I was previously saying, just trying to make a move on him as I always have been for the past 6 years or so we’ve been together. And he laughed cause I had the audacity to try that immediately after basically insulting him. I say insulting, but it’s also worth noting that I’m shorter than he is, like we’re both short men. Anyways, the original joke was about insulting someone and then trying to make a move right afterwards, but I appreciate the amount of you saying, “so me, I love short men,” like reading it only a positive manner. I love the attitude, but I wouldn’t recommend saying this to anyone until you’ve been with the guy for over three years or so maybe. Like if someone said this to me on Tinder I’d be like, “okay man, fuck off,” but I appreciate the attitude and positivity y’all have nonetheless.
Song is Hidden Wave by Soshi Takeda. I don’t remember who reposted this dog video onto Tumblr, but I replaced the music with this because the original version I saw had this really annoying music playing over it.
Seasons greetings, everyone. This year I hope you all plan to spread the joy by getting together with friends and loved ones, getting in your cars, and blasting the Eurobeat Christmas classic, Night on Fire - Christmas version, while spreading the cheer with a holly jolly street race, driving 90 miles per hour on icy roads. In Eurobeat Christmas tradition we say "Have a Christmas on fire," because if you go fast enough, your tires will catch fire, and it will melt the ice, culminating in a Christmas miracle of surviving the race. But if that doesn't work, then I wish you a Dangerous Christmas, and a Life-Threatening New Year. May your street races be merry and gay. Have a Christmas on Fire. And God bless everyone.
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My blog BowserSex2, formerly known as BowserSex, has been experiencing technical issues (unable to receive DMs, comments/tags not visible in comment section, unsearchable, etc.) I have contacted staff about these issue but they have not yet answered. Until these issues are resolved I will be posting on this blog, my main blog that was formerly known as ClitMan3, that I had formerly been using for following, liking, and replying only. This change is intended to be temporary. The contents of BowserSex2 will not be deleted and I hope to return to BowserSex2 in the unforeseeable future. Thank you to mutuals, friends, and acquaintances for continuing to follow me in this difficult times.
And if/when it is Monday, then Happy Monkey Magic Monday, to all of my friends, and my enemies as well.
I'm gonna fill out another form for contact staff about the technical issues I'm having with this blog because staff never got in touch with me when I filled out a form a month ago, and I didn't list all the issues I've been having anyways.
Just know that I might switch to using @clitman3, which is my main account, and may just change the name of it to bowsersex, because I'm sick of not being able to DM my friends, not having my tags/comments be visible in the tags/comments sections of posts, etc. I won't delete this blog and I'm hoping to come back to it, I don't wanna abandon permanently, but I might abandon temporarily until these technical issues are resolved.
I get wanting to mock fanfiction writers, I'm not a fan of slash fanfiction myself, but posts that mock slash fanfiction writers for not writing developed female characters in their boy x boy yaoi lemon fanfiction just come off as silly to me. Like no way, you're telling me the only female character in this gay porno where a man cheats on his wife with his male coworker, is the wife who walks in on him having gay anal sex, and that's her only purpose in this gay porno? Damn that's surprising. When are we gonna get more developed female characters in shlocky amateur gay porn?
I watched Godzilla last night for the first time. Great movie. Beautiful execution of themes. Thought provoking. I also played Cities Skylines last night for the first time. Horrible game. Simply horrid. Very stressful. Gave me a hangover this morning. I would rather simply watch another movie of Godzilla destroying a city than ever try to manage a city the way that game wants me to ever again.
Hmm, pay 378 dollars for a possibly fun game, 30 dollars for the bare bones base game, or torrent the 378 dollar collection for free? Hm that a tough choice...
