You can count on me to misbehave. 💋😘

Elle. I love cheap thrills. Spirit of Atlanta '14 '15. Thotline caption head. Penn State '18

[pussylipgloss]

*spends yet another day being honest and loyal*

[box5basic]

*to people who don't deserve it while it tears you apart inside*

[dagwolf]

[my-name-is-life]

[just-shower-thoughts]

All churches should be homeless shelters at night

[academiemelusine]

[ohheyitsshanaj-deactivated20180]

Good thing the government is here to keep us safe from giving people shelter

[ethiopienne]

yoooooo

[misandry-mermaid]

Here’s some more:

You interrupted me, I’m not finished talking

You’re making me uncomfortable

Leave me alone

Don’t talk to me like that

[blackfemalescientist]

1. You repeated my idea 2. You’re in my space 4. No, I won’t do that for you 5. I am aware of that

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

And for when people aren’t listening to you say all of these

1) Stop ignoring what I’m saying

[enchantedcherry]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[no-chill-at-all]

[exclusivelyselectedlingerie]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[gifsboom]

(by chewiegrrrrrrr)

[slvhermit-deactivated20240407]

What an awesome story!

[depression-took-over-my-liiife]

[box5basic]

Beyoncé: I woke up like this *FLAWLESS*

Me: I woke up like this *I feel like I'm dying and I'm pretty sure there is dried drool on my forehead*

[rockhardgeologist]

[sleepygogh]

@ rich people

sharing is caring

[just-shower-thoughts]

According to a box of Mac and Cheese, i’m a family of four