boxspeed : home to rhys calafiori — professional footballer — & elias mccabe — chef . a dependent multi-muse blog for monacohqs , loved by chris .
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( charles leclerc . he/him .) ⊹ ₊ ⋆ was that rhys calafiori i just saw at the CRAPS TABLE ? the TWENTY-EIGHT year old PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER has been living in monaco for THEIR WHOLE LIFE and this may be the first time i’ve seen them play without their lucky STRING BRACELET . talk around the tables is that they can be a bit STUBBORN , but most would agree it’s a gamble worth taking if you catch them feeling AMBITIOUS . chatter across the casino floor describes them as BITS OF ATHLETIC TAPE LYING AROUND, BEING ABLE TO SLEEP ANYWHERE, & STARGAZING ON A CLEAR, COOL NIGHT , but i’m not sure how much of that i buy . just know , the next time you hear PEOPLE WATCHING by SAM FENDER playing around you , RHYS is probably hitting their lucky streak .
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( callum turner . he/him .) ⊹ ₊ ⋆ was that elias mccabe i just saw at the BLACKJACK TABLE ? the THIRTY-TWO year old CHEF has been living in monaco for SIX YEARS and this may be the first time i’ve seen them play without their lucky SIGNET RING . talk around the tables is that they can be a bit MERCURIAL , but most would agree it’s a gamble worth taking if you catch them feeling LOYAL . chatter across the casino floor describes them as THE FRESH SMELL AFTER A NIGHT'S RAIN, THE BUBBLING OF WATER BOILING IN A POT, & THE JITTERINESS OF HAVING A FIFTH CUP OF COFFE BY TEN AM, but i’m not sure how much of that i buy . just know , the next time you hear THE LESS I KNOW THE BETTER by TAME IMPALA playing around you , ELI is probably hitting their lucky streak .













