jop

the selection for societal sanity (minors will be blown to fucking smithereens)

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[boyblogging]

you can tell nobody at bungie even knew anyone in the navy when they made combat evolved because there's no absolutely no fuckin way that that master chief would accept being called sir.

like he could be watching them peel out of the autumn in that escape tube and when the driver says "yes sir" i fully expected him to shipmate her and tell her some shit like "i work for a living"

or maybe i've just been around too many senior chiefs irl

[boyblogging]

i love you meow meow meow

i love you too meow meow meow

[muttlure]

can we bring back fingers in mouths??? please??? where did that go???

[boyblogging]

bring back? it never left

[boyblogging]

how i feel right now

[boyblogging]

twink death is real and it Will happen to you too

holy 5 years ago

[boyblogging]

boy turn that damn heavens to betsy - complicated off and go fight in The War

[boyblogging]

sorry to everyone fighting for their lives on the boyblogging tag i wish this could be a safe haven for you all unfortunately i just like talking massive shit on here

[boyblogging]

i wish i could keep my hair long

[boyblogging]

"today i met who i'm gonna be from now on, and he's a piece of shit"

[boyblogging]

i hate that love takes miles

[lesbrarians]

Bro Strider will always be the most badass guardian ever. I spent my night not doing work or reading IEPs or writing or doing anything even remotely productive and instead rewatching all of the Homestuck flashes and drooling over them. And Bro’s awesomeness. I had fun collecting screenshots for my collection of favorite panels and I thought I’d share these ones since most belong to flashes and not static images. There’s probably already another Bro appreciation post out there somewhere, but I can’t find one and it’s 2 in the morning and I’m loopy and idgaf. :D

My logic is that there is never enough Bro. Never.

And on that note, I’m going to bed. Goodnight, Tumblr. <3</p>

Edit: Also, I had so much fun with this one that I decided to make them for Dad and Mom too!

[boyblogging]

me as fuck

[boyblogging]

i almost let my mother ragebait me today. I WIN THIS TIME!

[boyblogging]

"April 21st-Woke up thinking of Anthony and sure enough he called and sounded sweet on the phone--so i broke a date for him. To-day I feel i'd break anything for him, including the ten commandments and my neck."

-fitzgerald, the beautiful and damned

[boyblogging]

pregaming the bar by drinking alone and listening to duster... and i logged my beers in myfitnesspal

[spicymochi]

silly seals from outer space

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.