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the selection for societal sanity (minors will be blown to fucking smithereens)

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[lesbrarians]

Bro Strider will always be the most badass guardian ever. I spent my night not doing work or reading IEPs or writing or doing anything even remotely productive and instead rewatching all of the Homestuck flashes and drooling over them. And Bro’s awesomeness. I had fun collecting screenshots for my collection of favorite panels and I thought I’d share these ones since most belong to flashes and not static images. There’s probably already another Bro appreciation post out there somewhere, but I can’t find one and it’s 2 in the morning and I’m loopy and idgaf. :D

My logic is that there is never enough Bro. Never.

And on that note, I’m going to bed. Goodnight, Tumblr. <3</p>

Edit: Also, I had so much fun with this one that I decided to make them for Dad and Mom too!

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me as fuck

[5000-points]

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i almost let my mother ragebait me today. I WIN THIS TIME!

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"April 21st-Woke up thinking of Anthony and sure enough he called and sounded sweet on the phone--so i broke a date for him. To-day I feel i'd break anything for him, including the ten commandments and my neck."

-fitzgerald, the beautiful and damned

[boyblogging]

pregaming the bar by drinking alone and listening to duster... and i logged my beers in myfitnesspal

[spicymochi]

silly seals from outer space

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

[boyblogging]

wild to know that there was a time ~10 years ago where the combination of "liberal rekt compilation" content and hyper-critical atheism (bordering on anti-theism) was perfectly amicable. try checking up on all those old skeptic youtubers and you'll notice they've either run away completely from their anti-SJW past or generally fell out of atheist content and into a more politically critical groove.

casino don's 18th brumaire really tore to shreds the idea of being an "independent" and it's such a tragedy to see.

i am not an independent, however, so it is nice to see that they aren't far-right zombies now. especially since the company they'd keep would probably hate them.

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

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i have no way to accurately describe it but i'm totally in love with the way that will's backing vocals on famous prophets (stars) at around the ~2:20 mark are saturated and slightly stereo-separated in the mix i.e. the way that both individual tracks are independently present itches the brain just right.

it's such a shame, then, that the bass on this track just fucking trucks through the entire thing

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try as i may, i'm still fighting for you in my sad little rock-throwing way

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only my weapon understands me.

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glaze new vegas all you want but 3 is a close contender when you're storming the national mall listening to galaxy news radio and "mighty mighty man" comes on. what a special, odd game bethesda made

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eaten by a grue (again)

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10 years ago we didn't have "analog horror" we had ARGs and all of them were gmod custom maps with the ghost of a dead child haunting it who only speaks in base64 and somehow knows how to digitize grainy VHS rips to upload on youtube with titles named "i am free.mov"

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nobody tell me but is this new trump class battleship just a big dinky thing with a bunch of TLAMs aboard

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this is literally just an LCS with VLS cells duct taped onto it 😭