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[cademicantes]

[frederic-fournel]

[wrestlingdominations]

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[cademicantes]

« … je ne comprends pas ce qui a pu se passer… Tout se déroulait à merveille, l’opération de neutralisation de ce jeune espion slave inexpérimenté était un franc succès, je venais tout juste de lui mettre un bâillon… j’ai senti une odeur pharmaceutique de chloroforme, et voilà que je suis à mon tour saucissonné… Vraiment je ne comprends pas. »

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[littleleatherbear]

[xycowboys]

[amazingmalelegs]

[dumbjockwannabehuh]

The red pill

Arthur was a huge nerd and also a gay liberal. This was a slight problem, as he was roomed with a dumb maga jock named Brad. Every time they interacted, he always had to spit out slurs at him. One day though Brad said that their friendship shouldn’t be a problem soon enough. Later, he gave Arthur a cup of water, which Arthur found a little odd. When he drank it he realized he swallowed a pill. He screamed at his roommate asking him what it was. All Brad was saying was, “This red pill will stop our problems dude” with a huge grin on his face. Then Arthur collapsed and became unconscious.

Later, Brad couldn’t help but take a picture of his straight maga jock brother, Dom, in the locker room.

[stupidhimbo]

Meditating himbo

Every damn time he goes to the sauna he has to fucking meditate or else he will get fully hard and leaking just by thinking about you, it's too hard for his stupid brain, but he has to try everytime, even if everytime he ends jerking off.

[stupidhimbo]

Shy himbo

You would expect the shy guy you met on discord talking about linkin park to be a weird guy who lives with his parents at 25 and is still a virgin, not this big scary tough himbo. He's still virgin tho

[stupidhimbo]

He sends you pics all the time doing everything, changing, walking around, after the shower, going to sleep, after the gym, and always half hard, what can he do? He's happy to be your himbo

[stupidhimbo]

He's the perfect stereotypical dumb jock, just a little too obsessed with you and your cock. He loves showing you off to his bros, they all know that his massive himbo ass belongs to you

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[gunsgayssex3]

[read24111]