Puckasaurus Rex

My place? Whatever you say, Puckerman

Like I’d really waste my time with something so trivial, especially when it would just make me look bad.

You know I'm right.

Whatever, Hummel.

Bored, right. Well hopefully you’ve found yourself a new, less destructive hobby. I’d hate to hear that you were roaming the halls with no sense of purpose.

Hey, it was just a question. Besides, I wouldn’t put it past you— you seem to be full of surprises lately.

Like you'd really care what I was doing if it don't involve reminding you of your place a little.

You better not be spreading rumors about me, Hummel. I gots a reputation. Bad enough I'm still sticking with Glee.

He is pretty distracting, not that I mind. Is that why you’ve been sparing me the locker shoves lately? You’re too busy ogling the new kid?

Hey, I ain't the only one that shoves you. I just got bored. And why would I be ogling a dude?

Is it just me, or is walking through the halls of McKinley becoming a bit more pleasant these days? I don’t find myself cringing at the sight of people or fearing for my life quite as much.

Just you, dude. That or everyone's distracted by blondie.