Instincts

Hi there. I'm lexi. I basically just run a humor blog now. Enjoy and feel free to send an ask!

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[toastbutteregg]

[gratitudechangesthings-deactiva]

Being a good father to your kids begins with being a good husband to your wife.

[puttingherinhistory]

[afronerdism]

Can y’all get off my post about forgiveness talking about how I need to forgive for me to be happy?

How many times do I have to say I’m hateful and happy?

[guccixcucci]

People get so upset when you tell them that you're healing just fine without having forgiven the people that have hurt you. Some people truly don't believe that anger is a healthy emotion and that you can live a happy life with it

[iglovequotes]

[coolartefact]

Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.

Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1

[official-johnny-joestar]

What stat requirements do you need to use it

[slab-o-meat]

everyone reblogging vines nonstop today is the modern digital era equivalent of eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die

[winchesteir-deactivated20210119]

make me choose: balthazar x lucifer (@whatevermisha)

[ammit420]

my blog’s cancelled you gotta come to my house n listen to me talk

[malfoier]

get to know me meme: {5/5} favourite male characters - Sherlock Holmes

[realtigerwoods-blog]

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Here’s my favorite vine. RIP in pieces vine

@thedevilinthealchemy

[serious]

once you find these loyal people, keep them

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]