My big Stupid Life

Pictures of and involving shenanigans

[bpattison81]

*kitchen rage intensifies* (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNWXkwqp8U7KpxG-4iVol2cQdtJGhQOWJhCvR80/?igshid=9ryta498lprb

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Installed a bidet at my friend’s place today. Memories were made. #handymanstuff #bidet #bathroomshenanigans (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMqicj2poZ8RrB0JZ5PGcqPaUK7ADj_pVDGzTk0/?igshid=11xh1h771u8uu

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🎶They see me posting. They hating. 🎶 #whatevercomesupcomesout (at Sunset Terrace, Raleigh) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDynGwRpRJG0lIgiBbThp9luvUtLhD3V3vyfNo0/?igshid=14ezd5wol1zbr

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We made cheese! #panir #indiancooking #cheese #makingcheese #kitchenshenanigans #friendventures (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDubUAxJH7h3GdosCULG9no0X7IHjK8w10MutE0/?igshid=1szk7h3lrar1e

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Quarantine beard. Rehab Edition #prisma #gingerbeard #quarentinebeard (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCtv1bAJrcA1wvmnrvnSN5GkbGymDZOvyl4AaY0/?igshid=1h5tkwj8pg8d8

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Today I’m thankful for quiet mornings with this little terror. #terriersofinstagram #sleepingdogs #silkieterriersofinstagram #terrierterror #whenhewakeupheactup #dogdoughnut (at Sunset Terrace, Raleigh) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAxjD8ypQE9SJD5ntzRQNpRK0nGYX4BHOJvsAw0/?igshid=1beao7qqrynk7

[bpattison81]

New comms. Who dis? #prisma #throatmic #topflightsecurity #theyneedsecurityinthechurchcraig (at Hope Community Church) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1360T4pQT27cFzpmAAF8dk-ghYx_dmKbHKRBA0/?igshid=1pvxrixqiimbs

[bpattison81]

#moderndating #sexrobots #ithoughtchokingcostextra #slowentropicdecayofsociety (at The Research Triangle Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1yxSvpJT6KFPXqqMjHNo0etVqbn2oDK2Y0ukg0/?igshid=1jwyh8d5l3izr

[bpattison81]

#youredoingitwrong #nooneshouldbefriendswithme (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0vjmobptRvWv9Z7f8GeEXe48-YbHnLRmW0a4U0/?igshid=8xsons2gz4xi

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#securityburrito #handsoffmyhotsauce #hangerprevention (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0mt2gVpwWh9p-OPTZCnA_2GELYa-nP02iClm00/?igshid=h5bmrxqid1z2

[bpattison81]

That moment when you stop looking for #therhythm and it finds you. #stickstuff #doublestick #rmac #practicemakesbetter #shiwadojo #holesinmyhands #newcalluses #coungnhu #saturdaymorningswithshiwa (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0babcyHYWuuAya7prcWpnLcbEZ5OUmuwVYyG00/?igshid=1a9eqsrdxyiwe

[bpattison81]

Ouch, I'm rusty. But oh how I've missed thee... 😍 #speedbag #rusty #tenweeksoff #perishableskillset #martialartsrehab #practicemakesbetter #shiwadojo #rmac #saturdaymorningswithshiwa (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz8HeKGH4hB6aE4-rLP1On1RZ148S5SzD1EiR00/?igshid=1bvdx34e9vxb5

[bpattison81]

I might just be a hater buuuuuut #dodge #feedspam #reallytho #scarcasm #badadvertising #enoughalready #stopcompensating #madewithpixlr (at Sunset Terrace, Raleigh) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByMqh9Op_NZF6abt91D6nObSOQ1Y4bJeRotIYU0/?igshid=1tycqc22zfyl6

[bpattison81]

Words could never convey the depth of my love for these two. I'm so privileged to have been a small part of your big day. #robandbrittany2019 #wedding #truelove #palmerbuildingwedding (at The Palmer Building) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw0ZzTbpgB7Q1QPZr3Rq4Hni9WSMV65B3JWtWA0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1h0gthpkq3ka2

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[bpattison81]

Words could never describe or convey my love and gratitude for this style, this dojo, this rank, or these people. #levelup #onegreenstripe #rmac #shiwadojo #cuongnhu #slowandsteadygetstherank (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu7hOr6hABDDArVK3elfN3sXWzGZZ_ywk9YAsI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1plvlpjb66vjp

[bpattison81]

#sunset #dogwalkvibes #gooutside #westraleigh #westsideisthebestside (at Sunset Terrace, Raleigh) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu5Cb4nBRsNU7lRi636mTsnmd6i7iCPk6bAdMQ0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ghid51rqkh4g