#PIZZARACCON heck yeah

@bpspizzaeater

THE jonah! the guy the me the swaggers

56 posts

🍕 ⋆⭒˚.⋆Intro

"noticed like a couple of people in the group got a Tumblr so.. here I am!"

jonah brainrot guys.

blog rules:

dni if u support problematic people I think that's clear for like every blog...... same DNI from my actual blog

please avoid suggestive asks! mod is uncomfy with asks like that

there WILL be mandela spoilers, but they will be tagged w/ #theradiostatic when spoilers occur!

mod is okay with yumeshipping/ocxcanon! as long as it isn't shipping jonah with actual Mandela guys I'm fine! Jonah is menkissier tho..... oh yeah I should mention hes FTM to 👀

mod fw mama Ruth headcanons Ruth blogs adopt him now!!

TAGS:

#pizzaorder - regular asks

#brokenradio - ooc asks

#leftalone. - angst tags! feel free to not look at this one if your a Jonah kin/irl or anything of the above! I want to make sure you guys are safe and well!

#upforfood? - adam asks

#whydidyouleave. - tags for Adam angst asks again feel free to filter this one out

tags will be added for more mentions/characters

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"Jonah, I'm back. You doing alright?"

-@theperpetrator

"yeah- I'm fine! been resting and stuff."

"that's good. I uh, got better medical stuff, unless you just want to rest?"

"either is fine.."

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"Jonah, I'm back. You doing alright?"

-@theperpetrator

"yeah- I'm fine! been resting and stuff."

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

"I'm going to kick you out."

"pfttt yeah sure okay."

"Asshole..."

"you care for me to much to let me go-- but uh,question-- if you were a alternate whould you tell me?"

". . . . . What? . . . ."

"Oh!- HAH!- you almost had me there, Jesus, Jonah, please don't joke like that, especially after what we went through."

"can you at least answer the question is I'm sure..?"

"I mean, I don't know? I'm not one, so..."

"just making sure."

"Mhm. Well, I guess I should make sure the stitches are healing properly. Sit down."

"fine,I'm sat."

"Good. Now stay here I'm gonna get some actually decent medical equipment, be right back."

"I'll try and not like-- die again."

"I mean, I doubt you will, as the bleeding has stopped, idiot."

. . .

"But seriously, don't die on me, hah."

"I wont die on you, I think."

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

"I'm going to kick you out."

"pfttt yeah sure okay."

"Asshole..."

"you care for me to much to let me go-- but uh,question-- if you were a alternate whould you tell me?"

". . . . . What? . . . ."

"Oh!- HAH!- you almost had me there, Jesus, Jonah, please don't joke like that, especially after what we went through."

"can you at least answer the question is I'm sure..?"

"I mean, I don't know? I'm not one, so..."

"just making sure."

"Mhm. Well, I guess I should make sure the stitches are healing properly. Sit down."

"fine,I'm sat."

"Good. Now stay here I'm gonna get some actually decent medical equipment, be right back."

"I'll try and not like-- die again."

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LET ME PUT ADAM IN A WOODCHIPPER /J

yes please/j

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

"I'm going to kick you out."

"pfttt yeah sure okay."

"Asshole..."

"you care for me to much to let me go-- but uh,question-- if you were a alternate whould you tell me?"

". . . . . What? . . . ."

"Oh!- HAH!- you almost had me there, Jesus, Jonah, please don't joke like that, especially after what we went through."

"can you at least answer the question is I'm sure..?"

"I mean, I don't know? I'm not one, so..."

"just making sure."

"Mhm. Well, I guess I should make sure the stitches are healing properly. Sit down."

"fine,I'm sat."

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

"I'm going to kick you out."

"pfttt yeah sure okay."

"Asshole..."

"you care for me to much to let me go-- but uh,question-- if you were a alternate whould you tell me?"

". . . . . What? . . . ."

"Oh!- HAH!- you almost had me there, Jesus, Jonah, please don't joke like that, especially after what we went through."

"can you at least answer the question is I'm sure..?"

"I mean, I don't know? I'm not one, so..."

"just making sure."

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

"I'm going to kick you out."

"pfttt yeah sure okay."

"Asshole..."

"you care for me to much to let me go-- but uh,question-- if you were a alternate whould you tell me?"

". . . . . What? . . . ."

"Oh!- HAH!- you almost had me there, Jesus, Jonah, please don't joke like that, especially after what we went through."

"can you at least answer the question is I'm sure..?"

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

"I'm going to kick you out."

"pfttt yeah sure okay."

"Asshole..."

"you care for me to much to let me go-- but uh,question-- if you were a alternate whould you tell me?"

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

"I'm going to kick you out."

"pfttt yeah sure okay."

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-🥑

"there's-- there's no way! I've none him for so long!"

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

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"...what?"

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"...its cold Adam. its cold. so cold. I cant feel my limbs."

-🍕

//starts my angst arc

". . . JONAH????"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"FUCK."

"Well, I do need a excuse to not be anywhere near that fucking computer..."

"Okay, I'll pick you up or something, I'm leaving now, okay?"

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"I'm crossing county borders right now, okay Jonah? You're still near █████████, right?"

"Just, please stay alive till I get there."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"wow its cause you found me nearly dying huh? woooooooooow...."

"..ill shut up if you get me food."

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"Don't make me regret saving your ass, taking you to my place, AND getting you food on top of that."

"But seriously, pipe down we really shouldn't be driving out here this late... Oh! There's the place, what do you want? I got a uhh..... 24 dollar budget in my wallet."

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

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