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BUYING A FORMULAIC ALT POEM TITLE WITH A DEBIT CARD
LISTEN UP NERDS.
NARGUS GOT SOME KNOWLEDGE NUGGETS TO DROP YOUR HAPPY MEALS YO.
IF YOU LIVE IN NYC. YOUR HOUSE. WILL BECOME. A YOUTH HOSTEL.
FREE RAY.
FREE WILL.
FREE THE AUSTRALIAN.
FREE THE FRENCH.
MAY WE ONE DAY ALL EAT WHITE CASTLE. IN HEAVEN.
HEY. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY NOTICED.
THAT BY SOCIALIZING. WE BECOME SOCIALIZED. THAT'S SOME 2 CHAINZ LEVEL TYPE OF SAME WORD BUT ALSO NOT THE SAME WORD SHIT RIGHT THERE.
SOCIALIZING. SOCIALIZATION. INDEPENDENT CULTURE.
ALL THE INTERNETS.
HAVE FEELINGS TOO.
i found your poetry
in the lgbt section of the
bookstore in chinatown
i saw your fresco
on a heavy chested woman
in the thriftstore on bedford
i read your thesis
in my falafel sandwich
from the oasis
i heard your sermon
in my thincrust pizza slice
eggplant parmasen
HE'S BACK WITH A DEBIT CARD
AY AY AY IT'S NARGUS. THIS THAT 1970'S HERON BLOG. FINNA KILL THE GAME THIS YEAR. JOEL. BAY LE1F. INTERN. FRITZWAD. RAY. NARGUS. BPWAD.
YO WASSUP.
STREET MERGERS I LEGISLATED. BLOGS I NEVER HATE IT. JUST KIDDING. I DO. DRAKE MAKING SONGS WITH AALIYAH. DISCUSS.
YO WASSUP.
DRAKE. WE KNOW YOU LOVE AALIYAH. YOU SHOUTED HER OUT 847,893,493,493,757,574,848,459,595 TIMES ON TAKE CARE. WE KNOW. WE. KNOW.
YO WASSUP.
AALIYAH WAS AN AMAZING SINGER WHO HAD AN AMAZING ABILITY TO CONNECT WITH PEOPLE WHO HAD NEVER MET WITH HER THROUGH HER ART. DRAKE WEARS GLASSES AND RAPS ABOUT CONDOS.
YO WASSUP.
DRIZZY YOU KNOW I GOT MAD LOVE FOR YOU BOO. BUT YOU MAKE AN ART OUT OF MISSING THE POINT. LIKE YOUR MISTAKES ARE SO OPULENT THEY SHOULD BE IN MUSEUMS AND RICK ROSS ALBUMS AND SHIT. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SAID YOU WERE THE FIRST RAPPER TO SING AND RAP. WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME YOU GOT STUNTED ON HEAVY BY T BOONE PICKENS. OR THAT TIME YOU BRAGGED ABOUT RAPPING 48 BARS IN A ROW. NARGUS COULD FUCK AROUND AND RAP 48 BARS IN A ROW. ALL ENDING IN WORDS THAT RHYME WITH "ORANGE." DON'T YOU EVER WAKE UP DISGUSTED? ANSWER YOUR OWN QUESTION DRAKE.
YO WASSUP.
NARGUS NOTE: THIS POST A SUBMISHMASH NAH MEAN. FRITZRAGE DONE RAGEWADDED ALL OVER THE HATERS. FUCK INCONSISTENCY. DESTROY THE STATE. RAGE, FRITZRAGE. RAGE.
one thing that’s really been bothering me lately is this whole chic-fil-a debacle. it’s so eerily reminiscent of the american apparel uproar where we all decided we would never shop there again because the founder is a sexist pig and / or because they use sweatshops. or after we all saw “supersize me” and swore we’d never put another deliciously golden mcnugget in our mouths again. or, hey, remember that occupy movement? where we were all on board of …something, we can’t really remember, for a couple of months? but how many of us still wear our oh-so-comfy AA t-shirts, or take advantage of their amazing warehouse sales? and please try telling me that you haven’t been to a mcdonalds at some point in 2012, even just for a coffee? hell, i’ve been at least twice in this past month. if you don’t take part in these things, then you’ve got a hell of a lot more will power, decency, and devotion than me. and you have also probably begun your boycott against chic-fil-a. granted, my outrage has led me to not visit a chic-fil-a since the president, dan cathy, declared his company anti-gay due to “christian” (are we still calling it that?) beliefs, but that doesn’t mean that i know i won’t curl over like a salted waffle fry at the chance to sip on one of those “hand-spun” milkshakes again at some point. people, please take a moment to consider all of the CRAP that you own. now think about the places from which you buy that crap. if you’re like me, or literally anybody i know, then you’ve got at least one to several (hundred) items from urban outfitters. let’s just start w/ the CEO of urban, who gave thousands of dollars in support of rick santorum, who, like cathy, is also anti-gay marriage. not to mention the NUMEROUS product controversies they’ve had over the years, from religious discrimination to racism all the way to theft. i mean does no one remember “Ghettopoly”? or what about the “auschwitz chic” t-shirt? or what about just this past year when the company described a whole line of new products as “Navajo”, including a flask and underwear, even though they had no right to use their name, not to mention that they totally diminished the Navajo from a people to a pattern. were we up in arms over these things? sure, maybe some of us who in one way or another became informed. not an urban fan? what about gap, old navy, jcrew, or banana republic, target, walmart, nike? all of which have been linked, at one time or another, to sweatshop-like conditions. sadly, they are practically everywhere. i’m not saying that this shit is unavoidable and therefore we should just take it. what i’m saying is that i hear a lot of people criticizing christians like cathy & others for being “choosy” regarding which aspects of the bible they are willing to incorporate into their daily lives, values, and belief systems. let’s not be hypocrites in doing the same by choosing to support certain companies because of their benefits to us, while disregarding their blatant social indecencies, and putting all of our energy into boycotting one company for right now. what i’m saying is that this chic-fil-a ordeal pisses me the fuck off. but i’m an idiot. i continue to shop at most of these aforementioned places and will more than likely re-visit that monster of a chic-fil-a that just opened up by my work one of these days, because i’m selfish and lazy. but i’m also not bashing chic-fil-a all over the internet. if you’re willing to publicly condemn a company and a man because of their beliefs, declaring yourself an advocate for human rights and human decency, then go and actually be that person. it’s great that this chic-fil-a thing has spread like wildfire, reaching every corner of the internet, but it’s also a little annoying that it apparently takes trending facebook statuses and twitter feeds to get people angry about corporate america. how about finding out shit about ALL of the companies / people that clothe and feed you. and if you care as much as you tweet you do, then act accordingly.
IT'S GNARLY NAGUS. BACK UP IN THE CUT. IN THE CAR. ON THE WAY TO AN AGALLOCH CONCERT. MONEY MONEY MONEY BAGS. BEACH VOLLEYBALL. CIROC BOYS. DISCUSSION QUESTION WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS. ON THE OLYMPICS. NARGUS PART OF THE STRUGGLE B. NO CABLE. STREAMING ON THE BBC. INTERNET ILLUMINATI. BEHIND SEVEN PROXIES. SEVEN PROXIES. TO PROTECT ME. FROM KIRKO BANGZ.
interview with nargus. part i
with fires blazing in the streets and shootings in williamsburg. as well as a derecho we will all remember fondly, this is certainly turning into an exceptional summer. to find out more on these phenoms we turned to our very own socioeconomic analyst and overall authority on all things subterranean, big nargus, to get his take on the situation:
nargus. thanks for being with us today.
I'M ICE SKATIN WITH THE SERAPHS
nargus. as a socioeconomic analyst for a blog which has been gaining considerable hip ground lately, what would you say is in store for brooklyn this summer and beyond?
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON B. VERY RARE ARTISINAL FIRES ERUPTING IN WILLIAMSBURG HAVE YOU EVER EATEN SHELLFISH
are there any new trends in fashion and music that you are finding particularly exciting this season?
AYO DUBSTEP IS DEAD. ALL THE GOOD MUSIC IN THE REMAINDER OF 2012 WILL BE MADE BY BEARS.
level with me: brunettes or skins?
MY HAIR IS SPAGHETTI U FEEL ME? ANGEL HAIR. HAIR OF THE ANGELS
there has been a lot of controversy surrounding your lifestyle recently, many claiming that your lack of respect for authority and those living around you is cause for concern. do you have a response to these accusations?
HASH TAG PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND REAL TALK FUCK RESPECT YGDS
to be continued.
FUCK JOBS
YO IT'S BIG NARGUS NAH MEAN. BACK UP IN HERE LIKE A WE NEVER LEFT. LIKE A COMMON ACCIDENT IN A PARKIN LOT NAH MEAN. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS. AND IF YOU DON'T?
THAT QUESTION IS RHETORICAL. BECAUSE YOU DO.
AS OF LATE THE THREADBOYZ BEEN EXPERIENCING SOME TROUBLES FEEL ME? TROUBLES ASSOCIATED WITH THE FALLACY OF LATE CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY B. WE GETTIN FIRED LEFT AND RIGHT.
PORTENDING. BARTENDING.
WHY IS TONY HAWK PRO SKATER HD NOT TWO PLAYER.
WHY DO WE NEED MONEY TO SURVIVE.
WHY IS VINNIE'S THIRTEEN BLOCKS FROM THE FRAT.
WHY DO ALL ALT POETS LIE IN 95% OF THEIR POEMS.
FREE AUSTIN. FREE RAY. FREE BPWAD.
NO ONE BLOG. SHOULD POST THIS MUCH.
Iam 1 of dos hu can stay calm despite if 2 much pain.but i also cry 4 a wyl,n aftr d tears hve fallen, ul see d real fyter d moment i strt 2 smile agen - new twit follower
SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO HANG WITH THE THREADBOYZ
mdb
make it rein
bay lief
NARGUS NOTE: INTERN POST
nobody loves you when you're 18, nobody likes you when you're 23.
it's the same difference btwn that depressing lack of pride that comes with laying on your back waiting for painkillers to work as advertised
and the nyc magazine writer "look at me, aren't I a wreck? i'm more style blog than human right now and i can tell you more about how you can recognize me coming down the street than about my voice or my personality or my prior accomplishments"
i waited seven minutes for an instagram link to open this morning. i closed it before it opened and I went to mcdonalds to hate myself internally and here we are
you had five years to shape the fuck up
GNARLY NARGUS. JUST BLAZE.
INTERNET. POETRY.
INTERNET. POETRY.
POETRY. INTERNET.
MORE SWAG ON MY STICKY Z KEY THAN YOU GOT IN YOUR ENTIRE MOTHERBOARD MY G. THE Z KEY IS STICKY WITH THE PEANUT BUTTER. ARTISINAL. VERY RARE.
WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR REBLOGS. TO REPEAT. THREADBOYZ IN THE BUILDING. WE HAVE COME. FOR YOUR REBLOGS.
I SEE YOU FAKE ASS 'ALT LITERATURE' ASS MAFUCKAS POLLUTING MY DASH WITH YOUR WORD TURDS B. I AIN'T EVEN GONE SAY YOUR NAME. THAT'S MINE. I'LL KEEP THAT.
YOU BOUT IT BOUT IT? CUZ WE IS.
YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH US WE SWAGGYUS MAXIMUS. POST ALT. POST LITERATURE. POST INTERNET. POST EVERYTHING. POST NOTHING. POST JAPANDROIDS. POST POSTING STUFF.
I'D DROP THE MIC. BUT NONE OF YOU LAMES. COULD LIFT IT BACK UP.
riff raff patty-whack give a dog a bone.
bpwad nation fucked yo bitch playboy.
bay lief
REPAIR THE HARD DRIVES. SUMMON THE DAEMONS OF BAPHOMET. PREPARE THE PASSION PIT ALBUMS. ANGELAKOS.
NARGUS GOT AILMENTS B. SPLEENS. MUSCLES. LUNGS PANCREATECES. HIBACHI.
HARD DRIVE ON ITS LAST LEGS. HEART DRIVE ON ITS LAST LEGS. WHO WILL CUT OUR HAIR. WHEN DYLSON GOES TO NORTH CAROLINA.