A Million in One

I'm smart and interesting and homoerotic.

[fullcravings]

Baked Hot Chocolate Pudding

[viva-1a-resistance]

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

[thatsbelievable]

[filmnoirsbian]

I do think the majority of us should strangle the shame that lives inside of us like wringing water from the rag until we are soft and dry and weightless

[caats]

Cutest thing ever

[clementineoil]

i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight

[batbetbitbotbut]

#HELLO IT IS TIME FOR MY FAVORITE FACT#which is that sometimes when the flowers close there is a little bee inside#spending the night all cozy and safe in his little nook#specifically male squash bees do this in squash flowers#look at a field of squash or pumpkins at night and there are little guys snoozing in there#this knowledge brings me such joy that i must share it with the world (tags via @scribefindegil)

[arages]

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[cannibalchicken]

[thedankmemes]

[thebelchers]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

[armedjoy]

[sweetmeatdale]

Re-in-tarnation

[depsidase]

[devertigozation]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

[armedjoy]

[sweetmeatdale]

Re-in-tarnation

[goretzkas-moved-deactivated2023]

going through the horrors (sunday evening)

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

survived the horrors, but at what price? (monday morning)

[ampervadasz]