Brainsneezers

A place where you can sneeze your brain

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Just remember.  Killing a fictional entity is perfectly legal.  It is legal.  It is legal.  It may or may not be moral, but no court can legally punish you for it in the present age.

A fictional entity has no rights.  It may have emotions, and be sentient, and depend on your attention for its existence, but nobody can stop you from destroying it.  No one will see.

You understand?  Do you understand?

There is nothing to understand.

That is the dangerous part.

I sit here with an avatar from a era categorized by a now unfashionable shade of blue, and say strange things.

To you, I am fictional.

I am words on a page.

I could be chatGPT, told to write something surreal.

I could simply be an April Fools joke, given life, but not purpose.  Never purpose.

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Listen I just wanted to say that if a one of me was in a formless time of it, then the fun would end when it was into the of, like a sort of altered if of the world?  But also at the same time the wasn’t if it is but not when it’s not because if it were then there wouldn’t be, because of course not.  So it’s gotta be one or neither, not neither neither or both because those are the same as or and or which is logically unsound, which therefore means that if it were to be, then it couldn’t be.  QED.  Which just goes to show that if you don’t know, you can still know but only if knowing is.  Unfortunately, that’s unlikely.

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I don’t know what you’re doing right now but I’m sure someone’s into it.

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More Questions

But will there be answers?

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When you get a cut but your buddy makes sure your body stays warm and the blood stays inside it’s called homieostasis.

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We wake to sleep.  We live with the knowledge that we may ever be consigned to be forgotten.

Hit that snooze button.  What is it but another sin that time will forget?

[valtsv]

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

[valtsv]

[cosmic--dragon]

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

[theechaoticgod]

IM FUCKING LOOSING IT

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It’s like those niche geology memes, but better, because unlike geologists, angels are real.

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Ten

We just need ten, and everything is prepared

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Of course, the shopping list didn’t specify ten of what, so I just grabbed some shrimp.

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Double, double, toil and bubble,

Fire burn, and cauldron double,

Two will shortly be made four,

Four will soon be many more.

Cauldrons for sale, never worn.

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Six Sheets To The Wind

It’s about sailing! I have no idea what it means!  I think it’s about sails!

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And away we go, at 7 knots in an hour.

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Darting

Like a fish.

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Maybe Just a Few Minutes

Sometimes, it’s so late it’s early.  The best time to go to bed was 5 hours ago.  The second best time is now.

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A sentiment stolen from the ancients, truly.

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Peaches

If you ate a thousand peaches, And their juices filled your veins, Would your soul and ears be filled, With a thousand peach refrains? Or would there be a silence, Far starker than the sound, For though their blood’s within you, Still no peaches can be found?

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Cleared Your Sinuses

Take a moment.  Take a long moment.  Breathe through your nose.  Does the air flow well?  If it does, then take a long moment to remember all the times it does not.  Is this not better?

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Aw man, when you think about it, that feels really good.

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Lager

We drinking hard, partying harder.

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Ahh!?

AAaaahhhhH!?  (But happier this time)

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First shot fired, straight to the heart, and I didn’t even have to do it.

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Number Joke

So many numbers, so many jokes.  Because there surely does exist something funnier than 24.