dilf!liam with a non-famous younger gf would soooo use his fame to ask for things she likes / use his twitter as a shrine for her
liamgallagher tweeted: RARE BEAUTY SEND OVER ONE OF EM PACKAGES TO MY GAFF ME MISSUS LOVES YOU CMON YKNOW LG XX
liamgallagher tweeted: SKIMS LINGERIE FUCKIN BIBLICAL MATE. SEND MORE
liamgallagher tweeted: OI YOU SENT OVER THE WRONG SHADE OF FOUNDATION MATE HOW COULD YOU DO THAT WHAT KIND KF SERVICE IS THIS @/BeautyCompany
liamgallagher tweeted: LOOK AT HER [2 photos attached]
liamgallagher tweeted: @/SabrinaCarpenter m8 me missus loves u mind comin over to london for your tour she’s been runnin her mouth about it since you announced it cheers xx
liamgallagher tweeted: BRAT SUMMER
liamgallagher tweeted: HOUSE OF CB CAN U SEND ONE OF EM SUNDRESSES ROUND ARE WAY FOR ME MISSUS NOT FOR ME I’LL SEND HER SIZE THX MATE
liamgallagher tweeted: PADDINGTON MUSICAL DO YOU STILL HAVE TICKETS.
liamgallagher tweeted: DIOR LIP OILzz
liamgallagher tweeted: STRAWBERRY OAT MILK MATCHA CMON YOU KNOW
liamgallagher tweeted: me missus has had this perfume since forever and she’s runnin out we cant read the label no more so do one of you fuckers know what it is much love
liamgallagher tweeted: @/TheSummerITurnedPretty WHEN’S THE PREMIERE
liamgallagher tweeted: oi @/netflix me missus has been CRUSHED simce u cancelled that show yeah can you put it back on air
Noel has a particular unrestrained laugh he gets when with Liam, and it’s actually been doing my head in watching him fall back into old habits (of joy) so easily - all is right with his world again, nature is healing etc.
*Some of these don't look necessarily like Liam making Noel laugh but let me tell you. 2nd pic - Noel laughing at Liam's "2 sugars with me E" lyric change. The long black and white picture of them young - Noel's laughing bc Liam said something hilarious to Paul Weller. And the Noise and Confusion doc clip, they're both looking back at 1994 Noel and Liam and smiling in fondness. So there.
You didn’t know how much things could spiral in the hands of one of England’s most renowned rock and roll stars. But then again, you really should have known. This was Liam you were talking about.
It was by pure chance that your paths had even crossed in the first place. You were just a fresh-faced and bright-eyed newbie in the marketing industry when you had been assigned for his debut solo album campaign, and he had been a jaded wreck recovering from the scandal of his divorce and the aftermath of the Oasis break-up. You were never even meant to cross paths, with you too low on the ranks to even get the chance to meet him. But your team leader had been gracious as well as a loyal member of Liam’s crew, rewarding everyone with tickets to his first gig since the Beady Eye days.
Ths story starts there.
It’s hard to believe that it’s been years since you bumped into Liam backstage, holding in your pee as you waited with your legs crossed outside the only clean toilet in the venue, only for Liam to sidle up next to you like his very presence didn’t make you stiffen up with awe.
“Alright?” he asked casually as he leaned on the concrete wall. You nearly laughed in his face at the sheer absurdity of the situation.
So you really should have known how much things can spiral in Liam’s hands.
You don’t blink when Liam asks you what setting spray you use, didn’t even question it. He was silly like that, your Liam, always asking random things when he was bored from you taking your sweet time with your make-up. So through bouts of sprays, you answer him without second thought, not knowing what was in store for you.
Liam conveniently forgets to mention this particular milestone, already wrapped up in the next thing before he gets the chance to tell you. But you find out soon enough through the ring of the doorbell and Liam’s ringing shout of your name that there’s a package waiting just for you.
You don’t know that in that moment, your ringing giggles and beaming smile convince Liam to do what he does best. Get what he wants.
Who is the elusive Mrs. LG?
Written by America Vivar
Liam Gallagher has had a turbulent dating history that would probably feel right at home in the current situationship climate of today’s day and age. First married in 1997 and first divorced in 2000 to actress, model, and singer Patsy Kensit, the mother of his first son Lennon Gallagher. But Lennon technically isn’t the first of Liam’s brood. In 1998, Liam’s on-and-off girlfriend, Lisa Moorish gives birth to Molly Moorish-Gallagher, whose paternity had remained a secret for a few years until an unfortunate information leak. It doesn’t take much math to figure out what caused the Kensit-Gallagher divorce.
Liam finds love soon after with All Saints singer Nicole Appleton who gives birth to his third child, Gene Gallagher in 2001. The pair wed in 2008 and divorce in 2014 following the information of Liam’s second extramarital child with reporter Liza Ghorbani. His fourth (and hopefully final) child is born in 2013.
All is quiet on his front after that, no reported flings, no reported marriages, no reported divorces, no reported accidental pregnancies. Nothing.
Then he bursts back into the music scene in 2017 with his debut solo album As You Were, and the world is set to rights again.
It is between this time that Liam reportedly met his current girlfriend. The first sighting of the pair had caused quite a stir in the media, the obvious age difference between the two stark. Many had put their bets down that Gallagher was going through a mid-life crisis following the loss of his band, brother, and wife in one fell swoop.
Pictured above: The first sighting of Liam Gallagher and Mrs. LG
“She’s a peach!” exclaims her former boss on the As You Were tour, Michael Pio. “She’s a hard worker that was essential to the team, even so early on in her career. I sound like I’m giving her a job recommendation but she’s a team-player, a quick thinker, and an adaptive worker. I liked working with her. I’m glad to see her happy!”
The pair have been together since 2018, celebrating their eighth anniversary this February 23rd, with Gallagher marking the day with a tweet.
Pictured above: Liam Gallagher on X (formerly Twitter) comemmorating their anniversary, featuring his famous banter with the fans.
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Liam was surprisingly into the shows you watched. It always started with him taking a peek at the telly, then standing by the couch and pretending he wasn’t watching, then by sitting by the arm of a chair while pretending to scroll idly on his phone. And then …
“She should break up with him,” he scoffs at a scene, shaking his head. “The cunt’s no good. That Conrad lad’s much better.”
You laugh. Hook, line, and sinker.
It’s only on a random Wednesday that Liam lets you know how much things have snowballed. Fans asking after you, articles being written about the sweet nature of your relationship, and him batting everyone on twitter off with a stick.
You get a text from Liam as you’re on the way to work, your ohone buzzing as you sigh with relief as soon as you sink down on the bus seat.
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
What do we think about laneige
They wanna send u a package
You
OMG
REALLY?
SAY YES !!!!!!!!
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
👍
You
damn
a smile would b nice …
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
😬👍
You
ur sooo lucky ur handsome
gimme a kiss when i get home?
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
Shoot me if i ever say no to that haha xx
On my way home whaddya want for dinner
You
WAIT
UR IN THE AREA OF THIS NEW PLACE I WANNA TRY
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
Whats the name
You
https://tiktok/carlylecore/virallondonres…
apparently they have bombbbbb burgers
pls babeeee
the quad cheese
with cheese chips
and strawb milkshake
u decide on the sides but i hear they hv great onion rings
ur the best mwa mwa MWA kissing u rn 💋💋💋
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
I asked for the name not a video
You
ugh
canterio’s
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
Ok
You
cold
brrrrr
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
Ok 🔥🔥🔥
Haha
You
be serious.
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
Wait how do we feel about dior lip oil
They wanna send their new line
Oh and skims wants to send sumat too
You
YES TO THE DIOR LIP OIL PLS
and SKIMS? what r they sending ??????
pls be their new drop OMG
Liam
Yeah
New line they said
You
say yes to that too
i have a feeling you’ll like it xx
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
???
You
ok get sassy with it king
search it up
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
Searched it
Gonna tell em to send more
You
ew perv
Liam 👩❤️💋👨
At the restaurant now
I’ll be home soon
Love you
You
love you too! 💓
The next time that your phone buzzes, you’re closer to home, the bus rounding your neighborhood as you chance a look at the screen. You smile at the notification, your best friend’s name glowing on the device.
girl ur man is mad
Screenshot attached
Liam Gallagher
@/liamgallagher
SEND TWENTY MORE OF EM FOR THE MISSUS @/SkimsBrand CMON LG XX
lainey @dykwimean omg can u be normal abt your gf for once like …. get OFF of her 😭💔
Liam Gallagher @/liamgallagher NO.
You laugh all the way home, greeting Liam with a glossy kiss that he returns quite happily.
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