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Blah blah blah Batman on truth serum blablanla they take advantage of the situation to find out what the mysterious Bat actually thinks of them
Turns out he's the most neutral guy on the team. Someone will ask "But don't you hate Green Lantern?" Cuz the dude keeps trying to ragebait him but the dude just shrugs and goes "Eh. He's alright. Does his job decent enough." Gets asked "Is Clark the person you like to work with the most?" And all they get is "His skills are useful, much like everyone else's." (They asked "work with" not fuck—if he got asked that, it'd be a very different answer)
When asked why he's so damn lukewarm, Batman just says "We hang out sometimes, save the world most of the time, there are billions of people on earth I can't expect every single one to be just like me." Turns out he's just the most chill and open-minded dude and doesn't really take any of the offensive shit to heart cuz like, hello? He's got kids to raise and a city to save 24/7—who the hell has time for all that drama?
When one of the Batkids (Tim) asks who his favourite is, he says "depends on who's not actively trying to kill themselves at the moment." Then when asked who his least favourite is he says no one and then goes on a 20 minute tangent about how much he loves them, how much he adores them—it gets sappy and embarrassing real fast. He'd have gone on for much longer if the kids didn't beg him to stop talking.
Then when he's asked who he hates the most in general, the chill attitude drops real fast and he starts genuinely tweaking out about how much he fucking hates Lex Luthor—but not for the reasons they think.
Instead they learn that when they were 5 Lex, the little shit that he is, fucking pushed his head into his cake on his birthday and Bruce never forgot about it. Oliver's laughing his ass off cuz he specifically remembers this exact incident and at one point his 5-year old ass fell off his chair laughing.
Now Dick understands why during galas Lex would stay as far away as he could when Bruce is attending because whenever there's a cake nearby, Bruce would give him that look.
Is anyone else on this side of tiktok?
You are Transgender from now on. No take backs. Have fun.
If you had to get rid of one which would you choose?
Plays/Musicals
Books
Music
Movies/TV Shows
Video Games
There's only one wrong answer and if it wins get ready for a yapathon /silly
Edit: BTW, whichever chosen WOULD be retconned
Can't believe on the theatre kids site that plays/musicals has the most votes wtf
At least it wasn't books ig
If it was books I'd be rioting
My personal vote was Movies/TV Shows
Edit 2: I see a lot of yall are angry. I hope you're not truly angry with me because I created this for sillies and because a friend asked me and some of our other friends and I was so mad at how many chose books cuz wdym you're gonna choose our most important piece of media ever so I had a yapathon to them. I fear I might get murdered now lmao
Dumb trend I've been seeing alat
(I FORGOT TO CREDIT THE ORIGINAL ARTIST SORRYYYY)
(credits to: @/sillygoose-xp !!!!!)
*ੈ𝄞 FAITHFUL DOG!!
*ੈ𝄞 HEADCANONS; Viltrumite husband!Conquest x fem reader :: how easy it is for you to have the most loyal viltrumite to the empire as your provider man :: possibly an out-of-character Conquest. ꒷꒦ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 + 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀: english isn’t my first language, so i use Google translate to help with my posts due to my limited proficiency, please bear with me.
Human, fragile, ephemeral and insignificant by any viltrumite standard... what stood out about you was how smart you are, you helped Mark and Oliver in their encounter and fight with the boys. He was very upset that a simple human gave him some of his own medicine. But still, when he met you at his lowest point, you were the only thing that didn't fit into any logic. Since it was possible for you to survive his blows, Conquest doesn't try to understand him too much. Just act accordingly: if you are weak, but resilient, then he will be all you lack.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ He would leave the land and Nolan's children alone, as long as you agreed to be her partner, doesn't care much if the boys stand in the way of such an option, because she knows very well that you are a smart girl and that you will accept what is convenient for the best. So he's not surprised when you say yes.
What happened was strange and very out of place, but in the end they managed to maintain a good relationship with each other, with you being his wife both on Earth and in the empire. Not everyone agreed, but with Conquest there was no turning back. They had to accept the demands of their best soldier.
Officially you are the wife of a conqueror of planets, a very faithful one. Your alien and super strong husband never lets you touch the ground if he thinks you might get tired. It's ridiculous, exaggerated, but natural for him. He carries you without asking, he accommodates you where he wants, he moves you as if you were something precious that should not be worn out by things as mundane as walking too much.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Your environment changes completely since you are with him. Nothing is 'half-done'. All you have is the best that can exist on and off Earth, not because of human luxury, but because he doesn't tolerate the idea that you live on less than you deserve by his standard.
Conquest doesn't know how to pamper you gently. His is absolute. If you mention something you like, it doesn't get you one. It gets you all. If something about his attitude makes you uncomfortable, he disappears from the world without discussion. There's no middle ground with Conquest. He is willing to understand his beautiful wife, he is willing to turn to Nolan to understand what he lacks to be a perfect husband.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ With you, his voice drops just a little. It is not tenderness as such, but there is a clear care in how it speaks to you. As if he understands that you are easier to break, not only physically, but in ways that he doesn't yet fully understand. It becomes absurdly attentive to your human needs. Temperature, rest, food, things that are irrelevant to him, but that he treats with you as priorities.
Your well-being is not a luxury; It is a constant mission. He likes to see you comfortable. He won't say it like that, but there is something in his expression, a smile, almost non-existent, that the few who dare to look at him closely would say. When he sees you relaxed, confident, surrounded by everything that makes you feel good, it's the closest he'll get to satisfaction without being in combat. Even though you're human, he never treats you as inferior. He treats you as something to protect, respect, and worship. Your decisions, your words, even your whims, have a weight that no one else could have in front of him. Oliver and Mark secretly tease about it.
Your fragility is what fuels their dependency. Because the more obvious it is that you could hurt yourself, the stronger your need to keep you intact. Not like a possession, or pet. If not like the balance of a growing rose. Sometimes, without realizing it, it becomes excessive. It doesn't let you do simple things, it intervenes too quickly, it removes obstacles that you didn't even consider problems.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Are you bitten by a mosquito? It will take care of eliminating each of them if you tell it. Do you want more days off? He will let Cecil know to let you rest more at home, or else he will kill each of his heroes and workers.
The house he built and designed for your comfort is something he brags about on BBQ days with his close 'friends'... Nolan and his children. He fills her with pride by showing her how spoiled and pampered he has for you, talks about all the beautiful things she will buy you in that app that Oliver taught her how to use. The boy refused at first, but accepted when there were some threats involved.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ It still takes a little bit of confidence for her to let you go out with Debbie and her friends, It's not distrust of you. It is an inability to tolerate any risk. When you get angry with him for that, he doesn't react with authority, but with something weirder: pause. He listens to you. Not because he thinks you're right about everything, but because your annoyance destabilizes him more than any enemy could. He doesn't like to see you angry, because he knows you'll send him to sleep in the living room if he goes on with the same thing.
It gets you used to a life where everything is figured out before you think about it. Where you never lack anything. Where there is always someone, he watching that nothing affects you. And he does it so constantly, that he stops seeming extraordinary, until you remember who he is.
In private, there are times when their need is more noticeable. It stays close, too close. A steady hand on your back, your waist, your arm, and your favorite, on your butt, doesn't do it to have some kind of dominance with you, but as an anchor. As if the simple contact confirms that you are still there. He doesn't see you as temporary, even though he knows you are. And that detail alters him in a way that he does not know how to handle. That's why it pampers you more. It protects you more. It gives you more. As if, somehow, i can make up for the fact that you're human.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ And yet, he never treats you like someone who's going to lose. To Conquest, you are his wife. It's priority. It's center. It doesn't matter if the universe says you're the most fragile; In their world, you're untouchable.
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ 𝗔/𝗡; Yes, i have a few more scriptures about the invincible series, will publish them. By the way, because no one tells me if they like it or not, the things upload, i need to know if this is to their liking!
૮PUBLISHED ON TUMBLR 04/04/2026.