World’s Smartest Girl

An RP blog for Valeria Richards/Brainstorm

[brainstorm-richards]

Intro

Let’s get this straight, I am smarter than my father. I’m the world’s smartest girl. But I’m still a girl. And being a girl that means I like social media. Hence why I’m on here.

I need an outlet and I figured that the general public might be interested in learning some of the inner workings of the Fantastic Four and what it’s like being the daughter of two of the members. Also I figured people might be curious about what Latveria is like, given it’s such a closed off country, as well as my connections to Doom (he’s my godfather), so, yeah, here we are.

This is my blog and I hope people can get some insight from it. Or whatever. Idk

(OOC)

Valeria “Val” Meghan Richards, currently calling herself Brainstorm

Anyone is free to interact

Mun is an adult

Val is only 14 so strictly no NSFW

No flirting, no romance

Val is based on 616 Val with headcanons.

She doesn’t have flashy superpowers but she does have super intelligence. And she most definitely is smarter than her father.

More info can be found at @possumtheiguanodon

Tags - val posting - general posts. val answers - answers. latveria post - posts about Latveria. dr doom post - posts about Dr Doom. f4 post - posts about the Fantastic Four. powerhouse - posts about Franklin. ooc - out of character posts.

[sue-storms-stuff]

Oh hey, another Mom. What universe are you from?

@brainstorm-richards

Hi Sweetie! Lovely to meet another Val, I'm from Earth-8281

[brainstorm-richards]

Not my universe. But good information to have. Thank you.

[brainstorm-richards]

Physics is boring. Currently planning a trip to Latveria instead.

[solving-everything]

Hmm.

[brainstorm-richards]

What?

[solving-everything]

Why there?

[brainstorm-richards]

To see Uncle Doom, of course.

[solving-everything]

Mmm is Uncle the best term we could come up with?

[brainstorm-richards]

You’ve never had a problem with me calling him Uncle Doom before now. But okay. Is Godfather Doom any better?

[brainstorm-richards]

Physics is boring. Currently planning a trip to Latveria instead.

[solving-everything]

Hmm.

[brainstorm-richards]

What?

[solving-everything]

Why there?

[brainstorm-richards]

To see Uncle Doom, of course.

[brainstorm-richards]

Physics is boring. Currently planning a trip to Latveria instead.

[solving-everything]

Hmm.

[brainstorm-richards]

What?

[brainstorm-richards]

Physics is boring. Currently planning a trip to Latveria instead.

[brainstorm-richards]

Finals exams are so stupid.

I’m going to ace them without studying.

[solving-everything]

They are not stupid, dear. You’re just academically inclined.

[brainstorm-richards]

I meant the concept, not the subject matter, but yes. I am.

[not-a-vigilante]

"Uranium looks so tasty..shame I can't eat it"

[brainstorm-richards]

You could touch it. It emits radiation, sure, but it emits it in the form of Alpha particles, which is easily blocked by your skin. It’s harmless to touch. Just be sure to wash your hands after because it’s dangerous to ingest. That’s why uranium glass is safe as well - the uranium is blocked by the glass. Just don’t drink from it, especially if it’s chipped.

I mean you can eat uranium. It wouldn’t be too dangerous in the short term, cancer wise. The biggest risk is kidney failure. Long term is when you’d start to develop cancer. Probably stomach cancer.

Oh and uranium is naturally found in soil and in potatoes and carrots so you’re probably already eating it.

Bananas are also radioactive, they contain K-40. Oh and Pepto Bismol. There’s a reason it looks radioactive pink. That’s because it is.

[not-a-vigilante]

"Oh. I know..some of it. I just want to eat the rock.

[brainstorm-richards]

In that case, if you like cancer and kidney failure, I say go for it.

[not-a-vigilante]

"Uranium looks so tasty..shame I can't eat it"

[brainstorm-richards]

You could touch it. It emits radiation, sure, but it emits it in the form of Alpha particles, which is easily blocked by your skin. It’s harmless to touch. Just be sure to wash your hands after because it’s dangerous to ingest. That’s why uranium glass is safe as well - the uranium is blocked by the glass. Just don’t drink from it, especially if it’s chipped.

I mean you can eat uranium. It wouldn’t be too dangerous in the short term, cancer wise. The biggest risk is kidney failure. Long term is when you’d start to develop cancer. Probably stomach cancer.

Oh and uranium is naturally found in soil and in potatoes and carrots so you’re probably already eating it.

Bananas are also radioactive, they contain K-40. Oh and Pepto Bismol. There’s a reason it looks radioactive pink. That’s because it is.

[brainstorm-richards]

Finals exams are so stupid.

I’m going to ace them without studying.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

[brainstorm-richards]

I have never answered a single email.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

[brainstorm-richards]

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

[brainstorm-richards]

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

[solving-everything]

Mhm.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

[solving-everything]

You have your own account Johnathan.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

[solving-everything]

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

[solving-everything]

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

[solving-everything]

We don’t need the follower boost! They don’t care about your workout routine!

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

The people do too care about my work out routine! I have fan girls for a reason!

[solving-everything]

This is exactly what your separate account is for! I have my own separate account. I use to post science facts and new research the youth is coming out with.

Ben has his and he shares family memories and cooking recipes.

Sue has hers and uses it for activism.

You are supposed to only use yours for your.. “thirst traps”

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

Yeah but they like it more on the team account. Plus, I don’t only post thirst traps when I’m in charge of the team account! I post memes too.

[solving-everything]

Again, not what that account is for.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

But it is what it should be for.

[solving-everything]

But it’s not so please refrain.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

Just wait till I guess the password correctly again…

[solving-everything]

I’ve actually changed it so it’s impossible to guess unless you can predict the randomness of cosmic radiation. The only true random.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

…what the fu…

Franklin! Come here! Uncle Johnny needs help with something!

[solving-everything]

You will not be using his powers for mischief!

[brainstorm-richards]

I am so getting the popcorn out for this.

[solving-everything]

Valeria please-

[brainstorm-richards]

What. It’s funny.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

[brainstorm-richards]

I have never answered a single email.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

[brainstorm-richards]

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

[brainstorm-richards]

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

I can confirm, Reed hires someone to do it. But every once in a while I manage to guess the password and take over until Reed notices again.

[solving-everything]

Mhm.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

You should totally just let me take over full time. I’m a great social media intern.

[solving-everything]

You have your own account Johnathan.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

Woah…full name…I’m in trouble aren’t I? Also my own account is fun, but you know what’s better than one account? Two accounts! And what’s even better than a regular account? An account representing the entire team!

[solving-everything]

The team account is for announcements. Not for pictures of your abs. You have over 3 million followers, why do you need the team’s? Sue is doing a fantastic job!

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

The people want to see my abs Richard and we all know it! They need to see my abs, the stats sure as hell back me up!

[solving-everything]

*Slightly taken aback my his last name.*

They do! I’ve seen the hits your posts get. People follow the team account for peace of mind and updates on what our family is doing.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

And also for more pictures of my abs. We both know it. The team account gets a follower boost every time I take over. And I can’t blame them, my abs are chiseled.

[solving-everything]

We don’t need the follower boost! They don’t care about your workout routine!

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

The people do too care about my work out routine! I have fan girls for a reason!

[solving-everything]

This is exactly what your separate account is for! I have my own separate account. I use to post science facts and new research the youth is coming out with.

Ben has his and he shares family memories and cooking recipes.

Sue has hers and uses it for activism.

You are supposed to only use yours for your.. “thirst traps”

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

Yeah but they like it more on the team account. Plus, I don’t only post thirst traps when I’m in charge of the team account! I post memes too.

[solving-everything]

Again, not what that account is for.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

But it is what it should be for.

[solving-everything]

But it’s not so please refrain.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

Just wait till I guess the password correctly again…

[solving-everything]

I’ve actually changed it so it’s impossible to guess unless you can predict the randomness of cosmic radiation. The only true random.

[storms-offical-y-approaching]

…what the fu…

Franklin! Come here! Uncle Johnny needs help with something!

[solving-everything]

You will not be using his powers for mischief!

[brainstorm-richards]

I am so getting the popcorn out for this.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

[brainstorm-richards]

I have never answered a single email.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

[brainstorm-richards]

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Your father, Reed Richards, manages PR?

[brainstorm-richards]

Oh definitely not. I meant they handle it by paying someone else to do it.

Unless it is Johnny that does it.

I need to ask someone. PR is just not something I think about too deeply.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

[brainstorm-richards]

I have never answered a single email.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Who manages the Fantastic Four PR? Is it Johnny or did you guys hire a team?

[brainstorm-richards]

I never thought about it. Mom and Dad usually handle PR, I think.

[scottsummers-xmen]

Everyone wants to save the world. Nobody wants to answer emails.

[brainstorm-richards]

I have never answered a single email.

[bobby-icy-drake]

Dear Mr Drake,

It's me, Val Richards. I hope this ask is okay, it may be a little out there but you said to ask you *anything*.

Would you ever consider going on a date with Johnny Storm? He's seemed a bit lonely recently and I think you two have a similar sense of humour.

Yes

[brainstorm-richards]

Sorry to derail, Iceman, but there’s another me on here? Fascinating. I’ve communicated with people from other dimensions on this app but it’s quite different from learning there’s another version of yourself out there. Even though, logically, there must be.

Carry on.

Oh, and enjoy your date with Johnny.

[fantastic-fire]

You want questions? Here’s a question; did you touch my Petri dishes? Not that any of them contain smallpox but one of them might contain smallpox.

@brainstorm-richards

. . .

[brainstorm-richards]

That’s a “yes”, I presume?

Where did you put them?

[fantastic-fire]

I might've

Accidentally set it on fire

[brainstorm-richards]

Well, fire does destroy the smallpox virus so the world got lucky this time.

Be more careful in the future.