[bob-belcher]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Technically both can be removed with lasers

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ever since the introduction of Smart Phones, our knowledge of what’s in our shampoo bottles has decreased dramatically

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most of what Taco Bell sells is the same thing, just packaged and folded differently.

[katedniels-deactivated20190215]

It’s only forever, not long at all. 

Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson

[fb9062]

amazon bring me….my child

[fb9062]

SON???????????

[fb9062]

He’s ok just wrinkly

[snagerdragon]

he was vacuum sealed

[babyanimalgifs]

THIS BREAKS MY HEART, POOR LITTLE GUY

[brainwaves51]

People are so....... argh, what a bunch of pricks

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[lolmaleoppression]

Awww bae

[brainwaves51]

Can't stop thinking about that girl...

Was visiting in the ER yesterday, it was one of those room with 2 beds, separated with a curtain. I was in the chair facing both. After few hours of waiting a cop brought this skinny girl covered with tattoos, barely able to walk. First impression, she was an inmate... probably, second impression, she was on drugs...

The nurses and doctors tried to figure out her name, her medications, when she was using and asked her age. It was hard to understand her, all I remember is that she used 1 or 2 days ago, that her name was stephanie i believe and she was born in 1987... like me...

Then the doctor came...

And after asking her few things, it started...

She was having convulsions, from where I was i could only see her feet, the nurses closed the curtains a little more but I was too late, I knew what was happening...

The doctor asked some kind of tube, then they rolled her bed out of the room.

I don't know what happened to her, maybe she died after that, maybe not. I will never know. I've never looked at her face. But she was my age. I could have been her if my life would have taken another path. Ah! She could have been me if she would have chosen another one.

I thanked my husband. I might complain but my life could be worst. I don't even know if she still got a life. If she does, it can't be a good one. Maybe no one cares for her. Somehow, I did. I do.

She was my age...

[sixpenceee]

Sweeping a laser over a blown out candle. (Source)

[brainwaves51]

holograms!!!!

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[memewhore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via philiplarkin)

[shaelit]

“Cars kill more people than guns! What’re you gonna do, regulate cars next?”

You idiot. You moron. You utter buffoon.

Cars ARE regulated. 

The permit test. The permit. The practice year. The regulations on how many hours you have to drive and at what hours and with whom. The driving test. The license. The requirements regarding insurance. License renewals. Road laws. Highway laws. Speed limits. Seatbelt laws. Carseat laws. Laws against drinking and driving and other forms of intoxication. Red lights. Not passing in intersections. Right of way.

WHO can drive and WHEN and HOW and WHERE are all regulated, because yes, a car in the wrong hands can kill a person. Just like a gun.

Oh but wait, there’s more!

I, as a licensed driver, can’t drive anything I want. I can’t drive a motorcycle. I can’t drive a speedboat.

You know what else I can’t drive? One of these.

To drive a semi-truck, I would need a Commercial Driver’s License or CDL. There are age limits involved, as well as required hours of training and study. There’s a written test and a driving test. There are also medical requirements.

And even if I passed all that, you know what I STILL couldn’t drive? One of these.

To drive a semi loaded with hazardous materials, you would have to get a federal H endorsement added to your CDL. And to get that, you have to jump through even MORE hoops, including another written test and a background check.

So yeah, guns should be better regulated. Any Joe Blow shouldn’t be able to stagger down to a gun show and get himself a sweet piece without some oversight. 

And ESPECIALLY no one should be getting their hands on a semi-automatic assault rifle like an AR-15, aka the Hazardous Semi Truck of guns. There are professional reasons that a person might need clearance to handle and own such a weapon, but not a civilian. Not an unscreened rando off the street.

Try not to be such an utter wanker that you place the mere potential of a power-boner over the lives of actual children like those killed in Parkland, Sandy Hook, and elsewhere.

[brainwaves51]

[brainwaves51]

[sixpenceee]

In a Berlin metro. The text reads, “This text has no other purpose than to terrify those afraid of the Arabic language.” (Source)

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost