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[brairslair]

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[busket]

sometimes I think about how rattlesnakes are starting to adapt to bite immediately instead of using their rattle as a warning, because this defense mechanism that says "im here! im frightened! don't come close or ill bite you" has instead ilicited a reaction of "oh fuck a rattlesnake, i should kill it"

so of course every snake that has the instinct to warn humans of its presence gets killed, and only the snakes that bite first and dont make themselves known get to survive. a human who's been bitten is too worried about his swelling ankle to decapitate a snake with a shovel.

it's a good example of how humans make the world more dangerous for ourselves by believing that we have mastery and ownership of it. we think we have the power and importance to control the life around us down to the snakes and insects, but every animal fights for life. and no animal thinks that any human is more important than it's own life.

[televisionenjoyer]

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

[televisionenjoyer]

Rescued media. Fuck it.

[discojams]

adopting this into my vocabulary

[wizardpostsdotorg]

in order to catch a break you have to think like a break

[segamascott]

[literalnobody]

no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

[skygenders]

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[the-rat12]

History is written by victors

[tentacleteapot]

yeah well Victor fucking bit me

[achillesinhighheels]

are you gonna watch this weird ass movie with me or not

[fake-tweets]

[strawbkuma]

i’m self obsessed so i only read the fanfics of my faves with “x reader” tags.

[brairslair]

so true bc why would i want to imagine them w anyone else

[vermin-and-the-maggots]

Unfortunately reblogs were turned off but that post is important for people in fandoms to see

[stervrucht]

[brairslair]

some things i thought i should share

[brairslair]

mingi the man that you are <3

[brairslair]

when i finally pull hyunjin but he doesn’t come with a translator so felix has to come too (this was my plan all along)