seemingly unpopular opinion, zoro is such a virgin
?!
come on, he’s a grumpy alcoholic who’s been obsessed with swords his entire life, and he has absolutely no idea when people are flirting with him
he has no game
he wouldn’t be some sort of sex god okay, he probably gets flustered seeing you naked for the first time and then gets super defensive when you call him out
with that being said, i will probably contradict myself in several fics in the future. thanks!












