"What we have, happens once in a lifetime."

"I'de give up the tour and just about anything else for you to be apart of this family. Don't you get that by now?"

[snommelp]

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

[themightytej]

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a life

[ryanmassey3]

Season 4 Fosters promo of Callie having to admit to Moms what went down with Brandon at Idyllwild. 

[brallie-kisses-deactivated20160]

deleted scene from 3x11 (with brallie!)

[kieunlocked]

Brallie Parallels | 3x09 / 3x11 |

[brallie4eva-blog]

They did this on purpose omg

[thefostergif-blog]

Get caught up on The Fosters by watching this two minute recap!

[brallie4eva-blog]

Today in the hallway me and a friend were walking and a guy passed by and said 'you're really pretty' to her and then when we were walking back the other way we saw him again and he said to his friend 'there's the pretty girl' he wasn't exactly cute and he seemed a little rough around the edges my friend said twice that it made her so uncomfortable but what she doesn't know is that it made me want to cry. How many times do I have to be the ugly friend? What I wouldn't do for someone to say that to me, and she gets it so often it makes her uncomfortable. Never have a felt so terrible. Will this ever end?

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[samanthalena]

☃

[linrenzo]

Let see what happens

[emotiona1shorty]

I need I need I need

[ophiuchump-deactivated20171103]

Everyone who reblogs this by May 8th this get a shitty mspaint drawing based off of your blog

[slimetony]

reblog this and you will hear great news

[driad-deactivated20160522]

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

[slimetony]

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[adobekillustrator-deactivated20]

[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”

[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM"]

[kieunlocked]

| Scorpio + Cancer Compatibility |

Callie - July 11th : Cancer Brandon - November 11th : Scorpio

[staraptor]

i just remembered that the disney movie g-force exists. the one with all the animated guinea pigs. holy shit. i forgot about it like completely forgot. they played jump by flo-rida like 8 times during that movie

[staraptor]

im about to cry it looks even more ridiculous now than it did back then 

[sofunnyimcryan]

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

[sofunnyimcryan]

he pasta way

[sofunnyimcryan]

he just ran out of thyme

[sofunnyimcryan]

here today, gone tomato

[sofunnyimcryan]

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

[sofunnyimcryan]

we never sausage a tragedy coming

[sofunnyimcryan]

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

[sofunnyimcryan]

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

[420joshua]

spaghetti

[brallie4eva-blog]

us: will brallie end up together

The Fosters Writers: I don't know, WILL they?

[kieunlocked]

Brallie In Every Episode

Season 1A

1x01: As soon as Callie walks into the room Brandon’s gaze goes directly towards her. / “Wh-wh-who’s this?” / “Well, nice to meet ya” *serves her lasagna* / “How’d you get him? The 99 cent store?” / Lena asks Brandon to show Callie around at school. / They go to the music room together and it’s the start of something new. it feels so right. to be here with you. / moving on / He plays her the composition he wrote. / Callie looks very uncomfortable when Talya comes into the room. / Brandon sees Callie leaving and chases after her- leaving his girlfriend. / Brandon skips his piano competition and goes with Callie to find her little brother. / They brush knees on the bus and it’s hella cute and underrated. / Callie explains everything to Brandon about how she ended up in juvy. / He’s protective over her at the house / “Hey, don’t touch her!” / “You know, but you didn’t have to come” “Yes, I did.” / They share a look while buckling Jude’s seatbelt that I will remember for as long as I shall live. 

1x02: Stef legit already knows brallie is a thing : “chasing after some girl, come on.” / Callie goes to the music room during lunch / “no, no you can stay!” / they flirt about Brandon being an innocent lil cinnamon roll / “yeah no you’re bad news” / Brandon finds out Callie plays the guitar / Callie tells Brandon about her mom passing away / He puts his hand on her knee (it’s better than it sounds) / Brandon straight up gives Callie his guitar / Brandon tells Talya she has no reason to be jealous of Callie (lmao u thought) / “woah woah you think Callie’s hot?” “you don’t?” *no response* / B is the only one who believes Callie didn’t steal Jesus’ pills / He helps her remember some guitar chords / it’s really cute and flirty and smiley / this whole scene makes my heart sing / they play piano and guitar together / Brandon legit blows off his girlfriend for her / nice.

1x03: Callie sees Talya and Brandon kissing / She’s so uncomfortable and jealous you can literally feel it through the screen / They have a cute convo on a tree / Callie knows him better than 90% of the ppl in his life already bye / “you seem pretty happy in the house- hot water not withstanding” / She’s makes him self reflect / Callie tries to give the guitar back / “no, it’s for you” / Brallie eye sex is born / cute smiles / “I guess you decided you needed more hot water, huh?” / a good episode. 

1x04: Tayla asks who Callie gets to dance with in Mariana’s court / plot twist of the century / never saw it coming / it’s Brandon / He has to reassure Talya that she’s his date / Callie has to leave the room bc the pure sight of them is gross / Stef is like “uh oh” / Stef tells Brandon that foster siblings can’t hook up / “there’s nothing going on between Callie and I” / lol for NOW / Stef literally saw this coming idk why she’s so mad / Brallie & Co go to dance lessons and it’s lit / Brandon has to put his hand on her waist / and they have to stare into each other’s eyes / eye sex take 2 / “connection is key” / Brandon looks Callie up and down when she’s in the Quince dress / he’s speechless / “you look… nice” / Callie switches partners and Brandon is like ‘but ur my gf wtf’ / “you need to tell your girlfriend to chill”…“she thinks I have a thing for you” (low-key brandon’s like ‘well do u?’) / “alright, you’re dancing with me” / and then they dance together / can it get better than that? / (yes, it can but at this point it was the best trust me) / “you have nothing to be sorry about” / “I broke up with Talya” “because of me?” / “I already know everything I need to know about you, Callie” / she runs away from him / it’s ok things’ll be a lil different come episode 12 / he chases after her so props. 

1x05: Brandon and Callie chat at the moms party / Wyatt walks in and B’s like ‘well shit’ / “what’s he doing here?” “I invited him” / and then he’s all jealous and protective / “don’t call me dude” / that sassy Brandon head shake bc the moms approve of Wyatt / I live for that head shake / “hey, what’re you doing with that guy?” / Wyatt fucks shit up, as per usual / Callie has to call Brandon to rescue her / “not your bro” / brandon is 10000% done w Wyatt and it’s been like one episode i love it / Brallie arguments are born / it’s only okay because they’re a married couple / so / “I don’t want you dating Wyatt because I don’t want you dating anyone” / Callie starts telling Brandon about Liam / “Well I’m not like him. I would never do that.” / all Callie can think about when Wyatt kisses her is Brandon standing down the hallway / good luck losing that battle girl.

1x06: this episode is so gross I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing that much of Wyatt / I guess Brallie needed a cool down after their episode 5 confrontation u know? / that was a lot of emotions there for a hot minute / Callie sees Talya at Wyatt’s house party / “I told you you had nothing to worry about with me and Brandon” / “I should’ve realized that you were never into Brandon. He’s into you.” / yikes / petition to strike this episode from existence

1x07: Callie goes to get breakfast and discovers that Brandon has turned into the Ice Queen / cold shoulder af / “are you like not talking to me or something?” “no, why?” “I don’t know cause you’re kinda not talking to me.” / he literally thinks she brought Mariana to Wyatt’s party and got her drunk / Brandon / sweetie / You have a lot to learn / Brandon wants to walk home with bae / “I’m headed home, but you know I could take the long way” / What does that even mean / he wants more time w/ bae? / prbly / Brandon hears Callie screaming and comes running / “go home Wyatt” / ICONIC / B carries C’s bag / They walk home together by the beach / She tells Brandon more about Liam / hella Brallie bonding / my shit / my shIT / they share juice in the morning / he drives her to group / and waits there for her / Callie tells Brandon about Liam raping her / it’s the most heartbreaking scene of all time / He’s the first person she tells / that’s trust bitch / “oh, you can stay” / :) 

1x08: Callie is the only family member who knows Brandon’s nickname for his piano teacher / she compliments his music / and giggles at his joke / i’m fine / “she (talya) turned into a whiny, jealous mess” “-well maybe she had a right to be jealous” / damn girl / throwin shade / “idk she thinks we’re together. She just realized that she had it all wrong.” “Did she? I mean are you with Wyatt?” “Idk maybe. Not really.” “Then why would she think that?” “Your pizza’s ready.” / sweet, awkward little beans / “I don’t even think I’ve ever had the kinda pain he’s talking about” / oh honey / you’ve got a big storm coming / good luck w that.

1x09: Brandon and Callie talk about each other’s dates and pretend not to hate their lives / They found out about Stef being shot together / I still cry / Callie knew Brandon would be mad at the twins / she put her hand on his chest / Brandon and Callie pick out clothes for Lena / it’s a good moment / she knocks some sense into him / *whispers* “so don’t be a jackass” / the biscuits and gravy scene!!!!!! / “I just realized I don’t really know your story” / Callie tells him about her dad / “I’m sorry” “Not your fault” “It doesn’t have to be my fault, for me to feel bad.” / tucks. her. hair. behind. her. ear. / literally / byYE / her cute lil smile / i get chills every time / Wyatt reveals that he ships Brallie / she RUNS TO HIM / it’s actually more of a speed walk / but talya shows up and ruins it / wondering what would’ve happened if she didn’t literally keeps me UP AT NIGHT.

1x10: Brallie begins their tradition of sitting on benches next to each other / they talk about the trial / “But what about what he did to you? Don’t you think you deserve some justice?” / eye sex eye sex eye sex / Brandon comes to Callie’s room to talk more about the trial / Callie gets so mad about his optimism / it’s fine / she’s just venting / married couple again / Brandon agrees to Callie and Jude getting adopted / cute intentions but boy u fuckd up / “there’s enough to go around” / “you were kinda yelling at me last time we were alone” / “I wanted to thank you for believing in me when I didn’t believe in myself” / “I might not have gotten the justice I deserve, but… I know what I deserve now so” / eye sex / “you deserve to be happy.” / “you’re amazing” / *that lip thing Brandon does* / “and kind” / “and smart” / “and beautiful” / *Callie looks down and smiles* / lil cupcake / “and you deserve to have everything you want” / “don’t you?” / she KISSES him / I’m so overwhelmed / my heart is racing / this scENE KILLS / her hands are all up in his hair / she pulls away just to SMILE / their noses smush together / everything is beautiful in the world / they dance awkwardly next to each other a couple times / Callie watches him sleep / the entire fandom dies collectively. 

[brallienetwork]

#SPOILER In 4x01 Callie will be afraid that Stef and Lena no longer want her to be part of the family because she slept with Brandon.

source: The Fosters France on Twitter (via brallienetwork)