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[grins as Annachi tries to copy what he’s doing, before going over to dance next to Court bc they’re the nerds that the world needs]
[jumps on Brandon] Â Look, girls! Daddy loves this!
*dies and nearly falls* no I don't oh my fucking god
[Def singing along, jumping on shit she shouldnt be jumping on in front of her children]
[grins as Annachi tries to copy what he’s doing, before going over to dance next to Court bc they’re the nerds that the world needs]
*Dancing around the room with the babies*
[it’s totally this and he’s doing the hand gestures while making faces at his lil Annachi to make her laugh]
[she takes the baby and glares at him] I still hate you.
Mm, okay. Sure. [pecks her lips] Large, I’m guessing? You want me to pick up taco bell while I’m out?
Unless you want to take Alexandria with you, I don’t really have a choice hun.
Good point. Here. [slides Alex into her other arm]
[sighs and sits up reluctantly] Give me the girls. Go get food while I feed them.
[gets up, smiling as he scoops up Annachi first, bouncing her a little] Hey, baby what's the waterworks for, huh? Go on, go to mommy. [slides her into Court's arms, and picks Alexandria up, sitting her up and patting her back and bouncing her] You sure you wanna feed them both at once..?
I just shoved two humans out of my vagina. Baja blast. Now.
And I stayed up all night with them. No.
If you don’t get me a Baja blast and a 7 layer burrito you will know how it feels to push two kids out of your dick.
.......[groans and sits up on the edge of the bed, rubbing his eyes. he goes to get up when Annachi starts crying, which causes Alexandria to start too, and he sighs deeply] Pick. Baja Blast or me being a babysitter.
I just shoved two humans out of my vagina. Baja blast. Now.
And I stayed up all night with them. No.
*laying in bed annoyed af* babe go get me a Baja blast.
[groans as he tries to sleep] Babe, I have a show tonight I need to sleep!
[ sitting with his head buried in his hands ]
It’s okay, man… Look, you won’t be alone through it, yeah? You’ve got Court, and me, and y’know I’m not much but I’ll be the best goddamn uncle these kids will ever meet.
How the fuck am I gonna be a father...
[ sitting with his head buried in his hands ]
Shit, man. [He goes and sits by him, placing a hand on his shoulder.] If it helps any, I think you can handle it. I mean, I can’t speak for Court, but… I know you can handle it.
I haven't even told my mom yet, Marcus..
[ sitting with his head buried in his hands ]
[He takes it, dumb-founded, and stares for a few seconds.] Holy shit, dude. I thought I’d taught you how to use a condom before.
I used a condom. We were safe. God fucking dammit we could've handled one!
[ sitting with his head buried in his hands ]
[He was going on a little rant.] That’s just rude as hell and makes me feel very unl— wait what?
[gets out his wallet and holds out a picture] And look what the doctor saw today when we went for our five month ultrasound.
[buries his head in his hands once again]
[ sitting with his head buried in his hands ]
Dude.  No “hey Marcus it’s been a long three months without you welcome back I missed you”?
[cuts him off] Courtney's pregnant.
[ sitting with his head buried in his hands ]
Well, that’s some way to greet a friend.
....Fuck. Fuck, fuck fuck
[ sitting with his head buried in his hands ]
[mumbles] Oh fuck.Â
I don’t think I can do this. You can have the baby and I’ll supervise.Â
Courtney. [cups her cheeks, forcing her to look right into his eyes] We are gonna be fine. I swear to you. We can do this. You need to trust me and work with me though. I can't do this if you don't at least try.
