Brandon Rogers Shitpost

I POST A BUNCH OF RANDOM BRANDON ROGERS SHIT

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Me when I have guests over

[misslittlemissy]

She tried to make me pass away, then the bitch spun away.

Night guard (via misslittlemissy)

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The Signs as lines from the Mad Tea Party Pt. 2 video

Aries: I feel it on my tits

Taurus: we’re all out of cookies

Gemini: all these MISTAKES

Cancer: TAKE YOUR CHAIR WITH YOU

Leo: I just want some fuckin TEA

Virgo: sit down jabberwock im tired of your shit

Libra: who am i? im late just that’s all you need to know im late

Scorpio: im stretchin my dick

Sagittarius: y’all fell down the wrong rabbit hole

Capricorn:  im shitting my pants

Aquarius: all of the sudden it smells like gorilla

Pisces: I just wanna eat some ass

(Video here and warning this one’s even weirder than the first)

Part 1

[incorrectnmsquotes]

I drink to forget but I always remember.

Kyouya (via incorrectnmsquotes)

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i might have posted this already but if i cant find it on my blog, it doesnt exist yet

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newt scamander is a mom making a difference

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Here is the original video

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When you’re running late like…

[saymaybetothis]

life imitates art @brandon-rogers

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Brandon Rogers The CEO

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[brandons-pharmacist]

[when she loses Camila in a store, to a worker]

Dinah: Have you seen my friend?

Dinah: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes.

Dinah: Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.

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tag yourself; i’m ernie