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Dinah: [in trouble with Ally] You don’t even gotta say nothin’, I’ve changed my life, I am living for the lord. I am living for the lord! When I think of the goodness of Jesus and all that he has done for me, my soul cries out “Hallelujah, thank God, for saving me.”
Ally:
Ally: You finished?
Normani: I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met you!
Dinah: I know, Lauren told me.
Camila: Did you have a crush on me when you first met me?
Normani: [long pause] Yeah. Sure. [Dinah gives her a questioning look, Normani shakes her head no]
Camila: Can you people not see me?!
Ally: Alright, so we all know somebody lit Mani’s car on fire.
Normani: And that somebody is named Dinah.
Ally: We don’t know who it is.
Normani: I do. It was Dinah.
Ally: We can’t really blame anybody at this point.
Normani: I can, and I blame Dinah.
Ally: So for now, that will have to remain a mystery.
Normani: Mystery solved. Dinah burned up my fucking car.
Camila: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.
Dinah: Lauren has been in love with you for years.
Camila: She what?
[Camila’s dad catches them having sex]
Lauren: This is okay. We’re all adults here; there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Now, let’s put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door.
[they walk out to a stunned Alejandro]
Camila: Hi papi! I can still call you that right?
Alejandro: Of course. I’ll always be your father.
Lauren: I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn’t for fun.
Camila, hurt: It wasn’t fun?!
Lauren: [panicked] Why? Why-why-would you—Wh-why?!
Random guy: [on the phone, about a computer chip] You took my chip.
Ally: [to Dinah] Dinah, did you eat this man's chips?
Dinah: No.
Ally: You sure?
Dinah: I didn't eat his chips!
[to the phone]
Ally: She didn't eat your chips.
[texting]
Lauren, high as a kite: im trying to eat chips but chewing feels insane
Lauren: im just cracking the chips with my tongue then crushing the chip
Normani: Oh my god
Normani: What kind of chips
Lauren: the arches
Lauren: the wheel
Lauren: what the fuck, the. seat
Lauren: oh my god
Normani: I’m calling the hospital
Lauren: I KNOW THEM WHAT IS IT
Lauren: THE SEAT???
Normani: WHAT
Lauren: the horse seat
Lauren: why am I losing m y mind. the horse seat on a hORESE
Normani: Saddle
Normani: Saddle chips???
Lauren: ya
Normani: I’m losing it
Lauren: the ones that all sit together
Lauren: in the tube
Normani: PRINGLES?
[Camila turns on the lamp to wake Lauren up]
Lauren: What?! What are you doing?!
Camila: Do you know what just happened?
Lauren: Yeah. We had sex and then we fell asleep.
Camila: No. We were in the middle of sex…and you fell asleep.
Lauren: Nooo! No, that’s not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world! [she turns out the light to go back to sleep]
Camila: [turning the light back on] Lauren?
Lauren: What?!
Camila: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Ally: And if you ever threaten my girls again, I will punch you right in the nose.
Ally: It won’t hurt. I’m not strong.
Ally: But at the very least, you’ll be embarrassed that you got punched in the nose but a not-strong, four foot eleven girl.
Camila: Hey, Mani, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
Normani: Yeah, it's the bathroom.
[Dinah puts two and two together]
Dinah: [eyes are wide] OH! OHH! OH!!
Lauren: Dinah, can I talk to you for a second? [she grabs her and starts to drag Dinah into Camila’s room]
Dinah: OOHH!! OHH! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!
[Lauren pushes her through the door and Camila closes it behind them]
[Lauren tackles Dinah onto her bed and tries to cover her mouth]
Dinah: Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Lauren: Yes. Yes. [lets her up]
Dinah: [to Lauren] You?! [to Camila] And-and you?!
Camila: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Dinah: How?! When?!
Lauren: It happened in London.
Dinah: IN LONDON!!!
Lauren: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Dinah: But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
[they both grab her and stop her from getting up]
Lauren: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Camila: Please. Please! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
[Dinah thinks it over, it’s obvious she’s in pain]
Dinah: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but…
Camila: I know, it's great!
[she goes over and kisses Lauren]
Dinah: Aww, I don't want to see that!
[bootcamp]
Camila: So should us two bad bitches hook up or what?
Lauren: I’m sorry?
Camila: Um, will you be my buddy, please?
Lauren: [about Camila] She couldn’t be interested in him after.. me.
Dinah: [eye roll] What’s so great about you?
Lauren:
Dinah: I mean... what’s so great about you is—
Lauren: Oh shut up.
Lauren: Can I be frank with you all?
Ally: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help—
Camila: Can I still be Camila?
Dinah: I am The Great Dinah!
Normani: Shh... everyone, let Frank speak.
Camila: We can never let anyone know that we blew that up.
Dinah: Agreed.
Camila: Take it to the grave?
Dinah: Take it to the grave.
Camila: This conversation never happened
Dinah: I don’t even know who you are.
Camila: ... that’s hurtful, you took it too far.
Dinah: That’s a weird thing for a stranger to say.
Dinah: Ally won't trace it back to us.
Camila: Are you for real? She traces everything back to us. She traces things we haven't even DONE back to us.
Camila: I’m feeling rather gay today!
Ally: Gay as in happy or gay as in homosexual?
Camila: Haha, yeah.
Ally: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Normani: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Dinah: Three of us saw it, Mani, how do you explain that?
Normani: [Points at Camila] Sleep deprivation. [Points at Lauren] Tequila. [Points at Dinah] Delusional personality disorder.