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MINORS BE GONE, Depressive Gassy BI dude

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Coming out time…

So, I know I haven’t been on this account for years. However, I remember one post about Simon from Gurren Lagann getting kancho-ed and it made me feel that weird turn-on feeling. Finally, after being exposed to a Taylor Swift concert, I’m bi with a fart kink. I know tumblr don’t like “The Nakey” so I won’t (try to) post the nakey, I’ve already shared my content before.

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itoshi sae from blue lock is autistic (headcanon)

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itoshi rin from blue lock is autistic (headcanon)

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nagi seishiro from blue lock has depression (headcanon)

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*depression flag by u/404LuxioNotFound in the vexillology subreddit*

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If it's not any trouble, can I get some dick headcanons for Dazai, Ranpo, Chuuya, Fitzgerald, and Akutagawa???

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Time for some sinful hcs for us all to enjoy hehe

Dazai:

+ Dazai is a shower, and when hard, he’s 6 inches

+ If he can’t plow into you, he’s not above jacking himself off. Of course, he would prefer you, but if you’re away he will pleasure himself

+ I hc Dazai to be a very sexual man (well I would argue that’s legit canon), so he and his main man are well acquainted

+ He calls it his dick; he thinks it’s stupid that other men name theirs 

+ It’s longer than it is thick, and he has kind of small balls but don’t tell him that, he thinks they’re normal. There ain’t nothing wrong with small balls anyway

+ His bandages go right up to just before his balls

Ranpo:

~ I hc Ranpo as pulling hella bitches, like I feel like people are so quick to assume he’s a virgin because he acts so childish

~ But lets be real, Ranpo is a super successful 26 year old man who’s super confident in himself, I mean, all he has to do is ask when her shift ends and he’s taking her home hehe

~   Ranpo is like 4.5 inches while hard, but if you were to ask him, he’d swear he was 5

~ He’s uncircumcised, and surprisingly not veiny at all

~ Ranpo calls it “the world’s second greatest detective,” which I think Poe would resent

~ He will poke you with it when he’s in the mood, so just be ready for that uhm

~ Ranpo’s confidence is a gift, and he really knows how to use his dick in a way that makes you weak

Chuuya:

+ Chuuya’s packing 4 inches of unadulterated delight underneath his swag dress pants

+ His pubes are really dark, so no his curtains do not match the drapes

+ Although he won’t admit it, he calls his dick “greased lightning” 

+ Few things in life give him more pleasure then you giving him a hand job, like he seriously doesn’t know how you do it, but he’s losing his mind every time

+ Chuuya is no doubt someone who wants to give their partner what they desire, and he will work HARD for you to scream his name 

+ But, and don’t tell no one I told you this, he doesn’t much like to cum in your mouth. He would never turn down a blow job from you, but he would rather just sneeze his load in a tissue (ok bad word choice, but I’m keeping it lol)

+ Not wanting to cum in your mouth does not mean he’s not into cum play though, and he’s very happy if you let him cum in you and take every last drop. Anything left outside of your walls, he’ll “clean” it up

Fitzgerald:

~ His dick is 5 inches and he’s circumcised

~ Now bear with me, but Fitzgerald is a man that has a super curved shaft, like even at full chub he’s not shooting straight 

~ And if you think this man has pubes you’re WRONG baby, he is as smooth as a frozen lake down there, and that’s the way he likes it

~ His balls are really sensitive, if you play with them he’ll be angry at you for trying to make him cum so fast. And I’d be remiss if I didn’t call his balls “West Egg” and “East Egg” at least once

~ Fitz likes his penis the most when it’s in your mouth heyooo

~ He doesn’t use his ability during sex, he doesn’t want a law suit. And spending money to improve perfection? No thanks

~ Ok, I don’t think he’s named his dick, but that’s ok, cause I’m naming it rn: Mini Mogul

Akutagawa:

+ Aku’s got 3 inches to work with, and It’s very pink

+ He’s uncircumcised and his tip is the most sensitive part

+ He doesn’t have a super high sex drive, but mostly masturbates a lot as a way to release stress

+ My boy’s a never nude, and will not ever take all of his clothes off during sex. He hates that he feels so weak and vulnerable without his coat

+ As a result of not liking baths, he isn’t super well groomed. His pubes are really long 

+ The Akutagawa I hc is very insecure and not in a good place to be sexually active. If you want some sexy Aku, I would recommend going elsewhere, because I genuinely don’t think he’s be very much like any of the nsfw hcs I see

+ My poor man would cry after sex

+ I seriously love Akutagawa so much, and I personally think he’s very sexy, but I think that he tragically doesn’t think very highly of himself, especially not his dick

A/N: You may have noticed that the dick sizes here are a little different than other hcs. It is a personal pet peeve of mine to always be seeing characters being imagined exclusively with massive schlongs. Just as I support body positivity for women, I feel just as strongly about body positivity for men. I think fetishizing small dicks is very important, as most men aren’t packing 9 inches. Just as women with small boobs are sexy, men with small penises are sexy, end of story. I of course mean no hate to big dicks, but I feel strongly about writing more believable sizes. Thank you for reading this if you did, and lets all do better to show some love to our kings with small dicks

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100 Followers, here’s a recent fart. Thank You all

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Megan has a blast at the club, and her stomach is about to crank up the party~

Megan belongs to OddTenn

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nice and plump

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atsushi stretches like a cat confirmed? he absolutely should he’s got the booty for it

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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rotund

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room with a view

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ATSUSHI HAS SUCH A NICE BUTT WTF

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…..naruto run?

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(THIS AIN’T A DEALBREAKER, JUST SOMETHING TO GET OFF MY CHEST)

Non-Fetish wise, I’ve been into both Asian Men and Women.

1. I come from a mixed family (My late Grandfather is Italian while my alive Grandmother is Black) so, I believe I have it in me to repeat history.

2. They’re cute with their eyes and hairs and their chill personality.

Once again, I ain’t segregating all of you from interacting. If any Asian Dude or Gal is into farting (HAS TO BE 21) Please don’t hesitate to message me (Everyone else too)

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Tsuyu finds Mineta hiding in her closet, ready to spy on her, so she decides to teach him a lesson~

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Character: Asui Tsuyu - My Hero Academia