no risk no glory you little shit

hi im randall and this is jackass *falls down a ravine* -crack/ic rp blog for randall ascot don't ask me about the ic part i swear

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here i am sandboarding with my friends the professor layton crew

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don't try sandboarding i did it once and i got enough sand in my clothes to last for 18 years

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[whispers] I want you to feel my cold hands down your back as I enter you from behind... A-ahh!

dad what the fuck

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The only known video footage of Anne Frank

I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. 

If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.

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okay my dash literally just

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kuro-layton replied to your post: // huFFS // YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME JEALOUS. //...

*chinhands and laughs at your misery*))

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// huFFS

// YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME JEALOUS.

// STOP MAKING ME JEALOUS

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everyone is so quiet

even quieter than aurora was when she was frozen

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I’m busy defrosting her.

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wow

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i love that my Yveltal’s characteristic is “takes plenty of siestas” because that thing was asleep for 1000 years

that’s not a fucking siesta you lardass

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everyone is so quiet

even quieter than aurora was when she was frozen

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i am busy murdering impostors

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there's one person where's the rest of you people

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everyone is so quiet

even quieter than aurora was when she was frozen

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im dead. someone reads my will. every descole gets some decent fashion. kuro gets a carpet. dad gets like one whole penny

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if you think i'm a serious randall ascot well

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HI THERE STUPID REDHEAD [ whispers ] i love ur glasses, for once i saw someone adorable with glasses

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// im asosryy if i spit out stupid stuff all of the sud den

// i had like 5 whole candies

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burn me

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chacha real snooth