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WOD: Credulity

Readiness or willingness to believe especially on slight or uncertain evidence.

Example: The scam artist took advantage of the credulity of his victims

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I’m gonna tell y’all this yesterday, but I was still intoxicated.

So Saturday night, my homegirl was working like really late and she asked me if I would like bring her something to eat and I said yeah sure I got you.

So I pick her up some wings and I’m headed to her job to take her to food and mind you her job is open to the public, but there is security at the door.

I’m not even gonna say what I had because honestly, it doesn’t matter. But as a woman, you know when someone’s looking at you and they’re undressing you. He’s literally looking at me up and down, licking his lips and when he spots the food in my hand, he starts grinning.

He like yeah bring me that food pretty lady is that for me is that for me thank you baby.

First thing I said was do I know you?

He like no, but you can

So I responded get the fuck out of my face then. I never stopped walking.

When I tell you to look over his face with shocked, he probably expected me to be like playful back or at least shut him down nicer than that.

He was lost for words because by the time I got in the building, he hadn’t responded to me at all. He was just shocked.

And when I came back out, he talking to the manager talking about yeah that Bitch was rude and I’m gonna kick her out.

Bitch, you ain’t gotta kick me out. I’m already on my way out. I didn’t plan to stay in This Bitch.



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Why are we dropping Halloween shit on August 24th? Every year it gets earlier and earlier.

We shouldn’t be dropping Halloween merchandise, content, until mid to late September. It’s too early.

I’m already seeing Halloween candy. Time will never be real. This is why I feel like time is not real. If you want to celebrate Halloween tomorrow. You could all supplies are already out.

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Dilf is 100% a functioning alcoholic. When me and my homegirl first went over to his home like 4 weeks into knowing him he got shit faced.

He had two bar carts in his home.

He had a whole fridge (in the garage) for beer and liquor.

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If you’re gonna piss me off, at least be handsome. I hate when ugly Nigga piss me off. It’s like you getting stabbed twice. 

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Me 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 divorced dad rock

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Do you know what "Fuck on me, then you know he paid" means from the No Broke Boys song?

I love the vibes but for the life of me I can't figure out what it means in layman's terms. Thanks for any help you can give!

He paid for the pussy.

She saying that if a man fucks her he has to provide something financially. Money, shopping, trips ect.

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I look tired. I feel tired.