{ B r a u n over b r a i n s }

The name's Reiner Braun. I graduated at the top of my class, but I joined the Survey Corps because I owe my life to Humanity. Nothing will keep me from my goals. I am not a soldier. I am a warrior. { Independent rp account for Reiner Braun, a character from Shingeki no Kyojin. } { Tracking the tag braunoverbrains }

[braunoverbrains]

THROWS HANDS UP IN FRUSTRATION

I can't catch a break when it comes to being technologically impaired I swear to god----

So here's the deal:  my laptop is more or less down for the count.  I'm beyond sick of fighting with it to be quite honest, and it has proven to me it intends to stay broken.  I get paid in a week, so I'm hoping I'll have enough on that check to buy a new laptop (and cry profusely because that's going to put me SO far behind on getting my Mikasa cosplay finished--) because I seriously need one that doesn't shut off every ten minutes or just keep trying to do an automatic repair upon startup that's doomed to fail.  I'll be around on mobile, but I don't anticipate being incredibly active until something is done about the computer situation.  I apologize because my activity has been sparse enough as is and this is really just setting me back in every way imaginable.  Sigh.

Feel free to communicate with me through messages and such, and here's to hoping things will be resolved rather quickly.

[braunoverbrains]

people who use your icons without your permission when you blatantly state on your blog that you don't allow people to use your icons without asking first

[braunoverbrains]

Okay guys so I just had a completely terrifying experience

My laptop charger caught on fire and in turn caught my bed on fire

My mom and I managed to stop it before it got too bad but now I'm out of a bed and a laptop charger so activity is going to be really scarce until I get a new charger in the mail

I'm just really grateful that my mom and I are okay and that the house is still standing

Merry fucking Christmas I guess

[braunoverbrains]

     What's the raddest type of aircraft?

     A hellacopter.

[braunoverbrains]

"hey dani how did you spend christmas day?"

oh y'know, installed drivers onto my laptop for three hours so it would quit giving me a bsod and shutting off randomly

typical shit

[ueberlebte]

[ Meme ] "Stop scratching or I’ll duct tape oven mitts to your hands."

"It’s not my fault I have dry skin on my balls."

[lady-of-titans]

"I’m going to get super drunk tonight! Who wants to join?"

[braunoverbrains]

     [ Caaaaasually raises hand. ]

[somethingmuchworse]

Put 'MISTLETOE' in my inbox for a holiday kiss

[ueberlebte]

Berik stifled a bit of a laugh and leaned against him a little bit. “I knew ya’d jump all over that one.” He said, amused with the other teenager.

"If you want to put them to use, you know where you’ll find me. You just need to reach me before I go on my annual attempt to head home."

[braunoverbrains]

     "... Well, why put it off?"

          ----Act cool, Reiner.  You're not a complete loser, especially when it comes to matters of sex and such.  Don't make yourself seem lame.

[forctisx-deactivated20140717]

A roll of her eyes and she fixes her hair.

   She doesn’t like people touching it. “Tch.. Fine. How about yours?”

[braunoverbrains]

     He shrugs his shoulders and picks at his cuticles absently.  "Decent, I guess.  Never really been one for celebrating holidays."

[forctisx-deactivated20140717]

     “How do I know you?”

[braunoverbrains]

     "No idea, Mikasa.  You're just really fortunate, I guess."

          Grins and ruffles her hair.  "How's your Christmas been?"

[ueberlebte]

"Maybe? Give me a straight answer man."

[braunoverbrains]

     "Well, I mean, I did just get condoms from Jean.  It'd be a shame to let them go to waste."

               "--And for the record, Berik, there's no such thing as a straight answer when it comes to me."

[braunoverbrains]

Jean really had to try not to laugh as he placed Reiner's present on the pillow of his bed. It was practical and probably the best prank he'd ever played on anyone. Any guy knew the 'large scale' that came with using a magnum condom, and from what he had heard Reiner might just fill that very well.

Under the box he placed a small note. It defined some of the rules involving the present, and hopefully Reiner would listen to them.

Jean might not have liked the holidays, but if he could keep giving out presents like this then maybe he could find some joy in Christmas after all. It just depended on Reiner's reaction to the gift.

     To be honest, when Reiner finds his present and reads the note that accompanies it, he's not sure whether to laugh or hunt the horse face down and chuck the gift at his head.  "Jesus Christ," he breathes, finally allowing himself a little grin.

                    He has the worst friends, he swears.

                                                                           "... I'll use 'em on Marco if I want."

[forctisx-deactivated20140717]

    “…Really?”

[braunoverbrains]

     "Yep.  Really."

[ueberlebte]

"This an invitation? "

[braunoverbrains]

     "--... Maybe."

[braunoverbrains]

     "Merry fuckmas, ho-ho-homos."

[braunoverbrains]

Okay guys, so like I promised (and like I’ll say in the video), here’s my mun video for reaching 200+ followers!  I’m really grateful for each and every one of you, and if you ever need anything, don’t hesitate to drop me a message.

Here's the meme that I did for this video.  One of the questions in the video is “Got any Tumblr “Senpai’s” and if so who?”, so here’s the list of roleplayers I really love and admire.  You should go follow all of them if you aren’t already! [ In alphabetical order so no one feels more important than anyone else :’) ]

anxiousforhome

ask-berik

auruobosssard

bloodstainedhandsbertl

capitifaecem

femaletitantype

polishedforsurvival

redscarfheroine

sincerely-petra

sterngazes

theblessedsoldier

Again, thank you guys so much, and I hope you have a wonderful evening!