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[Yukine] ►~Yato
Send me a ‘►’ for your muse to walk in on my muse singing/dancing to their favorite song without them noticing.
THIS IS MAH JAM!
Yukine started to shake his hips like Shakira. “And I’m on tonight, you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right. All the attraction, the tension. Don’t you see baby, this is perfection!~”
WORK IT YUKI
Yato only gawked at his Shinki in shock. ‘Where did Yukine even learn to dance like that?’ He thought. After pulling out his red phone and taking a video, the god cleared his throat.
"O-oi, Yukine!"
I’M WORKING IT WITH MAH SEXY HIPS.
"H-Huh…?" Yukine turned his head, gazing over his shoulder to see Yato there, with his phone out. "What are you…" Suddenly he realized what Yato was doing. "PUT THAT AWAY!" He shouted, his cheeks going bright red.
SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME
"Not until you tell me where you learned to dance, my dear Yukine~" the god said in a sing-song voice. There weren’t many people he knew who could teach the Regalia how to dance exotically.
SHAKING THIS SEXY BOOTY. DO YUKINE HAVE THE BOOTY. HE DOOOO!!
"N-No one taught me how to dance…" He murmured under his breath. "I-I taught myself… w-while w-watching some of S-Shakira’s music videos…"
LOOK AT THAT BOOTY. SHOW ME THE BOOTY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The deity stared at Yukine for a moment. Did he really teach himself how to dance like that? If he did…. “Teach me then, Yukine!” Yato requested. “If we both dance like this in public, we’ll make millions!”
MAH BOOTY BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD.
"Both dance i-in public!? Are you fucking crazy!?" Yukine stepped back a bit, surprised at what the god was saying. "I ain’t dancing in public, that is just embarrassing!"
DAMN RIGHT, ITS BETTER THAN YOURS
Yato slung an arm around the other’s shoulder. “Just picture it Yukine!” He exclaimed. “Both of us dancing while money rains on us! We’ll be richer than old man Tenjin” he added, stars in his eyes.
I CAN TEACH YA, BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE
"Well, count me out." He pushed the god away from him. "I’m not going to embarrassed myself with you in public, plus you probably suck at dancing anyway."
I KNOW YOU WANT IT. THAT THING THAT MAKES ME
"Come on Yukine~ You're always saying how I should use my talents to make money~ We can use your body to make money too" he said to his Shinki.
——“Ah Hiyori~” the god greeted. “Why don’t you join us? We can make even more money if you’re with us~”
”—Yato! You idiot, I’d do no such thing! You’re influencing Yukine to do bad things!”
------ "Bad things? I want to earn money through Yukine's dancing, Hiyori~~" Yato whined. "We could earn more with a body like yours--" he began to say before covering his mouth.
Hail to the Chief, Yato!
Send me “Hail to the chief!” to find out one thing my character would do if they ran the world for a day.
"Make them all bow to me, of course!"
Send me "Hail to the chief!" to find out one thing my character would do if they ran the world for a day.
”—Yato!! What are you doing with Yukine! Stop it, it’s disturbing to look at!! Poor little Yukine…”
----"Ah Hiyori~" the god greeted. "Why don't you join us? We can make even more money if you're with us~"
進撃のジェダイパロ
*HEAVY EROTIC BREATHING*
Source
hey look
it’s shakespeare.
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing
[Yukine] ►~Yato
Send me a ‘►’ for your muse to walk in on my muse singing/dancing to their favorite song without them noticing.
THIS IS MAH JAM!
Yukine started to shake his hips like Shakira. “And I’m on tonight, you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right. All the attraction, the tension. Don’t you see baby, this is perfection!~”
WORK IT YUKI
Yato only gawked at his Shinki in shock. ‘Where did Yukine even learn to dance like that?’ He thought. After pulling out his red phone and taking a video, the god cleared his throat.
"O-oi, Yukine!"
I’M WORKING IT WITH MAH SEXY HIPS.
"H-Huh…?" Yukine turned his head, gazing over his shoulder to see Yato there, with his phone out. "What are you…" Suddenly he realized what Yato was doing. "PUT THAT AWAY!" He shouted, his cheeks going bright red.
SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME
"Not until you tell me where you learned to dance, my dear Yukine~" the god said in a sing-song voice. There weren’t many people he knew who could teach the Regalia how to dance exotically.
SHAKING THIS SEXY BOOTY. DO YUKINE HAVE THE BOOTY. HE DOOOO!!
"N-No one taught me how to dance…" He murmured under his breath. "I-I taught myself… w-while w-watching some of S-Shakira’s music videos…"
LOOK AT THAT BOOTY. SHOW ME THE BOOTY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The deity stared at Yukine for a moment. Did he really teach himself how to dance like that? If he did…. “Teach me then, Yukine!” Yato requested. “If we both dance like this in public, we’ll make millions!”
MAH BOOTY BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD.
"Both dance i-in public!? Are you fucking crazy!?" Yukine stepped back a bit, surprised at what the god was saying. "I ain’t dancing in public, that is just embarrassing!"
DAMN RIGHT, ITS BETTER THAN YOURS
Yato slung an arm around the other's shoulder. "Just picture it Yukine!" He exclaimed. "Both of us dancing while money rains on us! We'll be richer than old man Tenjin" he added, stars in his eyes.
♦♦♦ [From Takao]
2: Our muses are caught with their hands in the cookie jar.
"THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN THERE WHEN YOU KNEW MY HAND WAS IN HERE FIRST?!"
What a predicament to be found two hands stuck in a cookie jar with the last cookie sitting at the very bottom. Was this really worth it? What more… to be stuck with that damn carrot’s sidekick of all people?
"You already ate five cookies!! Gimme the last one, Kagami!~" the teen whined as he tried once again to get his hand out of the jar. All he wanted was a cookie. What was a guy to do? Was it worth getting stuck with Seirin's 'Monkey' as Shin-chan called him? Of course~
[Yukine] ►~Yato
Send me a ‘►’ for your muse to walk in on my muse singing/dancing to their favorite song without them noticing.
THIS IS MAH JAM!
Yukine started to shake his hips like Shakira. “And I’m on tonight, you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right. All the attraction, the tension. Don’t you see baby, this is perfection!~”
WORK IT YUKI
Yato only gawked at his Shinki in shock. ‘Where did Yukine even learn to dance like that?’ He thought. After pulling out his red phone and taking a video, the god cleared his throat.
"O-oi, Yukine!"
I’M WORKING IT WITH MAH SEXY HIPS.
"H-Huh…?" Yukine turned his head, gazing over his shoulder to see Yato there, with his phone out. "What are you…" Suddenly he realized what Yato was doing. "PUT THAT AWAY!" He shouted, his cheeks going bright red.
SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME
"Not until you tell me where you learned to dance, my dear Yukine~" the god said in a sing-song voice. There weren’t many people he knew who could teach the Regalia how to dance exotically.
SHAKING THIS SEXY BOOTY. DO YUKINE HAVE THE BOOTY. HE DOOOO!!
"N-No one taught me how to dance…" He murmured under his breath. "I-I taught myself… w-while w-watching some of S-Shakira’s music videos…"
LOOK AT THAT BOOTY. SHOW ME THE BOOTY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The deity stared at Yukine for a moment. Did he really teach himself how to dance like that? If he did.... "Teach me then, Yukine!" Yato requested. "If we both dance like this in public, we'll make millions!"
[Takao] [Text] Wait. If I'm Takao, and you're Takao. Then who's bugging Shin-chan?
[Text]: “Both of us are, and at the same time of course~”
[Text] I like how you think. Or is it I like how I think? ( ̄。 ̄)
[Text] Well, no time to find out. We have a Shin~Chan to bug!
[Text]: “This is how a Takao thinks! Yes, let’s go bother Shin-cha ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)”
[Text] Preach it my twin! We're off to bug the Shin~Chan ヽ(๏∀๏ )ノ
[Yukine] ►~Yato
Send me a ‘►’ for your muse to walk in on my muse singing/dancing to their favorite song without them noticing.
THIS IS MAH JAM!
Yukine started to shake his hips like Shakira. “And I’m on tonight, you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right. All the attraction, the tension. Don’t you see baby, this is perfection!~”
WORK IT YUKI
Yato only gawked at his Shinki in shock. ‘Where did Yukine even learn to dance like that?’ He thought. After pulling out his red phone and taking a video, the god cleared his throat.
"O-oi, Yukine!"
I’M WORKING IT WITH MAH SEXY HIPS.
"H-Huh…?" Yukine turned his head, gazing over his shoulder to see Yato there, with his phone out. "What are you…" Suddenly he realized what Yato was doing. "PUT THAT AWAY!" He shouted, his cheeks going bright red.
SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME
"Not until you tell me where you learned to dance, my dear Yukine~" the god said in a sing-song voice. There weren't many people he knew who could teach the Regalia how to dance exotically.
[Takao] [Text] Wait. If I'm Takao, and you're Takao. Then who's bugging Shin-chan?
[Text]: “Both of us are, and at the same time of course~”
[Text] I like how you think. Or is it I like how I think? ( ̄。 ̄)
[Text] Well, no time to find out. We have a Shin~Chan to bug!
Ore-Ace-Sama and MoeCoach-tan. Slight KagaKi
Requested by olagir :3