Dm me for legit anything I'm vers, bi, switch, freaky and always horny as fuck
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@braxluvsmen
Dm me for legit anything I'm vers, bi, switch, freaky and always horny as fuck
Admit it, if you follow this blog it's because you wanna do that don't u ?
Inject my brain with test and cum
Ain't nothin better than thick hairy thighs to hold you in place while you worship your bros fat nutsack
Bulk me up and dumb me down, idgaf how. The redpill, himbo hypno, an especially ripe gymbro armpit, anything to make me more addicted to men and less focused on smart ppl shit like society
Find a dude who'll cream in your hairy bro hole. Thats ur real bro, you two r gonna be fuckin pussy together for life. My hairy bro hole is always open for you to come play with btw, you just gotta ask 😉
Brooo I get dumber and hornier every day like I'm actually turning into a monkey or smth OOK OOK someone's gotta help me stop this 🦍
No, you should get dumber and lift harder for your bros and pussy.
Dumb hole breeders should have pecs and biceps bigger than their brains.
Ohhh bro ur right, thanks for settn me straight 🤤
Messaging chicks about how hard I'm gonna breed em makes my gorillacock happy. I'm being cured, soon I'll be a true bromosexual: impregnate all pussy and make my bros happy being my only goals. No more fagging around, time to start a fuckin family (and leave her for the next bro)
Bro my pits smell great but they make my shirts smell sour I'm pissed. Sleeves should be illegal to let our natural pit musk out instead of weakening it under fuckin fabric. Let dudes that walk past know that we're down to goon out and breed deep with our alpha pheromones wafting out 💪😵💫
Dudes with biceps and big bellies are the best, higher test than anyone you know and he'll survive the winter lmao, not to mention his chest bumps are fuckin magical
Brooo I get dumber and hornier every day like I'm actually turning into a monkey or smth OOK OOK someone's gotta help me stop this 🦍
Breathe deep and get dumb off your own pheromones bro
Dude I stink so manly. N my bush is so thick dude. Lmaooo im such a fuckin man, dm me if ur also a man let's bate dude
Make Men Manly Again.
Look at this absolute unit. Built like a warrior, thick beard, sleeves of ink, veins popping, and zero apologies. This is what peak masculine energy looks like: strong, disciplined, unapologetic.
Real masculinity isn’t toxic. It’s protective. It’s decisive. It’s the willingness to carry the load when others fold. It’s forging a body and mind that can lead, provide, compete, and conquer. It’s rejecting weakness, victimhood, and the soft lies that tell men their natural drive to be powerful is somehow “problematic”.
We’ve spent years trying to neuter men, turning lions into house cats. Enough. It’s time to lift heavy, speak truth, grow strong, take responsibility, and lead again. In the gym. In the home. In the world.
Be dangerous when needed. Be reliable always. Stand tall. Build calluses on your hands and your character.
The world doesn’t need more compliant boys. It needs unbreakable men.
Pro-Masculinity. No compromises.
Who’s with me? 💪
When I get hard a switch flips. As long as my cock is hard, women are objects and men are gods. Someday I'd like that mentality to take over all the time... 😵💫
bruh just become a dumb jock its so fuckin nice not having to think and just enjoy working out
Faaaawk I'm fuckin feral tonite bro. NEEED pussy fuckin NEEDEDD TO BREED AND PLANT MY SEED AWRRRROF HAHA IM SUCH A FUCKIN ANIMAL
Unlocked Potential
I couldn't believe my luck at being offered a spot in the genetic rehabilitation trial at my work.
We'd been working on a prototype technology that could "drain" convicted violent criminals of their genetic potential; it's much easier to keep a 6' 2" roided up beast of a man in check once he's been left as a 5' 4" twink without an ounce of muscle on him. The one logistical issue with it is that their potential couldn't just go anywhere, it had to be given to a donor or a host.
When I was approached and asked if I was interested, I jumped at the opportunity. It felt like a reward for the overtime I'd put in slaving over the project these past few years... as well as a small apology for the way the demanding nature of the role led to me packing on some excess poundage.
I was so eager that I didn't bother to think about what it would mean to have distilled machismo and excess testosterone hardcoded into my genome.
When I woke up it felt like a dream come true. I'd never felt so full of energy and drive before, and my libido was suddenly through the roof. But what started as a dream slowly turned out to be more of a nightmare; I found myself unable to focus for too long before my body needed to do some physical activity to blow off some steam, otherwise I'd get jittery and grumpy. The seeming endless supply of energy meant I was chowing down incredible amounts of food, so not only did my body pack on mass with incredible speed, I was sweating non stop as it worked tirelessly to metabolize the excess calories. And I never thought I'd say this, but even the boost to my sex drive turned out to be more of a curse - all my overwhelming testosterone had to come from somewhere, and my previously modest equipment has inflated into a leaky, needy beast that needs attention multiple times a day. And I think this enhanced masculinity ended up with some wires crossed, because women just don't do it for me anymore - this new footlong monster of mine only gets hard for men.
My performance kept dropping at work, and I eventually got let go a few months later with a generous compensation package. It was enough to get myself set up with a home gym and some camera gear.
I didn't really picture myself turning into an oversexed and overgrown gay bodybuilder making money from OnlyFriends, but I guess I just unlocked my true potential.
Liking men is so manly bro. Like, my test is so high I can't get hard for chicks, my body only reacts to hairy, musky apes like me