L.A. Devotee

@BrendonUrie: Of course I pre-ordered my own album. I'm probably my biggest fan.

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hewrotesins‌:

PanicAtTheDisco: A little taste of “Soul of a Man” from @KinkyBootsBway    😉  one more week!  

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Kendall Jenner & Hailey Baldwin singing I Write Sins Not Tragedies at the promo video of Carpool Karaoke Series.

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☆ sms / taylor ☆

TAYLOR: did you eat yet?

BRENDON: you know me, I'm always hungry

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TAYLOR: Are you in NYC? wanna come over?

BRENDON: I am and I do. leave the door unlocked for me

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TAYLOR: I miss you too, a lot, and it's not just the sex I miss I miss you.

BRENDON: I miss you a lot too, T. does this mean we can stop being weird? I know it's not like we can just act like it never happened but I'm sick of not texting you about every stupid thought that comes into my head

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sshennigxx‌:

Then what are we waiting for, I don’t want you to miss me THAT much? you know I will hit you when I get to your place. I will have to think about that one.

“I always miss you that much. Whenever we hang out, I’m this close to poisoning you so you can’t leave.” Brendon dropped the rancid scented food in question back in the shopping bag he held and gestured for her to follow him outside. “As long as you don’t ask for anything too wild, I’ll give it to you. I’m only saying that because I wouldn’t put it past you to ask me to steal something from the MoMA just to spite me.”

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TAYLOR: contrary to popular belief I don't just sleep with anyone.

BRENDON: I know you don't

BRENDON: what I'm trying to say is that I miss you and I don't want things to be weird between us because of what happened

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studdedzayn‌:

Maybe it taste a lot better cooked? I don’t know I am not a vegan expert, but hide it in other food to cover the taste maybe?

I say we explore both options. What do we think will mask the taste of cat food-esque tofu?

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TAYLOR: I mean so has mine

TAYLOR: I didn't know if you wanted to talk to me.

BRENDON: of course I want to talk to you. it isn't a big deal or anything, nothing's changed

BRENDON: right?

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sstevit‌:

I think you are the only one who gets sweaty in black. I am as fresh as a cucumber when I wear black in the summer. Not if you wear the proper layers and don’t drink other peoples drinks. No one’s opinions are trash, that is like telling someone they should not have one. I’m Aaron.

I think you’re wrong there. Black insulates heat, so if you’re running around wearing black pants and a black jacket in the summer, you’re gonna be hotter no matter what. Wearing layers and not drinking other people’s drinks isn’t gonna save you from allergies, man, that’s what I was talking about. The only good thing about this time of year is Halloween and Christmas, so now that Halloween’s passed it’s just a sneeze-y, cold waiting game ‘till Christmas.

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TAYLOR: It's a sign obviously, been forever since you texted me.

BRENDON: yeah I guess it has. tour's kept me pretty busy lately.

BRENDON: it has also been forever since you texted me though, so we're both to blame

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starstuddedreinhart‌:

 I know but I try , try to open my heart for people.. kidding, but seriously, it’s true no one needs that in their life.. To taco bell we go. time is money and i feel like Gir from invader zim.  taco.taco.taco.

Damn straight. All you need in life is Taco Bell and people that love Taco Bell. I’m gonna get that tattooed somewhere - oh my god, Invader Zim. You just opened up so many memories I thought I’d had locked away for good. Were you one of those kids that wore their Gir hoodie every day? Because I’m pretty positive that you were now.

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TAYLOR: Hey you, funny our song was playing on my spotify.

BRENDON: how about that, guess it's a Braylor kind of night

BRENDON: Braylor? Taydon? which sounds more BuzzFeed worthy?

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BRENDON: 'gorgeous' just finished on one station and when I changed to another after, that station was just turned on 'delicate'. I figured it was the universe giving me a sign to text you

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youngveins‌:

brendon + touching his hair

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sshennigxx‌:

Or you already know how amazing I am and just really wants to hang out with me. That be a fun story “ I went to Brendon Uries house to eat cat food”. What do I get for coming and putting that gross thing in my mouth then? I have to gains something by doing this.

You caught me. I love you so much, I wanted to keep you over here for as long as possible by making sure you got terribly ill and just couldn’t leave. That’s... not the first time I’ve heard that question, just in a vastly different context. But I guess I do owe you pretty big for this, so what do you want? Name it.

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studdedzayn‌:

its funny because I am sure that is what a vegan would say about eating meat, but yeah I get you, there are some vegan food that taste amazing, but the food they have made to like “be like meat” are gross as hell 

Yeah, that’s all fair and good, but this stuff - mock chicken pate, apparently - is just fuckin’ awful. I want to try it just so I can shit on it a little more, but I’m genuinely scared I’ll puke.