Bread

Bread

[luthienne]

"everyone needs to read thi—" *instantly scrolls past* "why is no one talking about—" *scrolls violently past* "found this cool rock on a hike today" *pauses to admire photo of rock*

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Reblog to pet the cat 🐈

[mrpibb]

The Election of the Century

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"I love Hispanics" sir are you forgetting when you tried to build a wall in between us and Mexico?

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Someone hold me and whisper that it will all be alright

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Fine bitches I'll do it myself 😒😤

[thyrell]

i think tumblr should have a storefront where you can buy and sell hallucinogens

[thyrell]

where the fuck did the minions gif come from

[thyrell]

no seriously i didnt add that why is it on my fucking post

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All the responses to this are just "I don't see the minion gif" so I hope you're happy

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Do you know what's depressing about America and its high Healthcare costs?

One of the only reasons I didn't commit suicide last year is because if I survived, the hospital bills would be a fortune and I didn't want my parents to have to pay that much.

Like, sure, it saved my life, but if Healthcare was free, I would have better access to therapy and it wouldn't have gotten that bad.

[rocket-sith]

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

@bread-in-space are you warm?

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... is this a trick question

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

I don’t know, is it?

[bread-in-space]

𝘐𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘈 𝘛𝘙𝘐𝘊𝘒 𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

Maybe

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WH

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

ANSWER THE QUESTION BREAD

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Idk come find out 😏

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"I don't want you sleeping over at your friend's house bc you might turn into a lesbian" is the dumbest argument ever. Like.

Oh my god the fucking lesbians are crawling out of the woods on full moons and biting your children when they're sleeping over at their friends house.

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

@bread-in-space are you warm?

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... is this a trick question

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

I don’t know, is it?

[bread-in-space]

𝘐𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘈 𝘛𝘙𝘐𝘊𝘒 𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

Maybe

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WH

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

@bread-in-space are you warm?

[bread-in-space]

... is this a trick question

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

I don’t know, is it?

[bread-in-space]

𝘐𝘚 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘈 𝘛𝘙𝘐𝘊𝘒 𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

@bread-in-space are you warm?

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... is this a trick question

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Can someone talk to me I feel ignored

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

I have the sex appeal of a burnt bagel

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Yes but I have the sex appeal of bread

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

At least people actually enjoy bread😭😭

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Aww ily too

[stressedandsleepdeprived]

I have the sex appeal of a burnt bagel

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Yes but I have the sex appeal of bread

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Me: opens Tumblr four times per hour expecting notifications

My Tumblr

[khorazir]

“Sherlock?”

“Hmmm?”

“Are you asleep?”

“Not quite. Half, perhaps.”

“Think you can move now?”

“No.”

“Stomach still too full?”

“Yes.”

“Well, it was you who insisted on eating at Angelo’s and the Chinese place for our anniversary.”

“Problem?”

“You tell me.”

“Perhaps that last fortune cookie was too much.”

“What did it say? You never showed me.”

“‘Happiness is a shared banana’.”

“Okay ...”

“I tend to agree. When we shared that baked banana twelve years ago after the Pink Lady Case, I felt profoundly happy.”

“So did I. Happy anniversary, love.”

For this month’s @sherlockchallenge: Half

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This is indeed beautiful