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17 || Human Indie oc Accepts M!As Tracked tag: brecthless

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maybe a theme change will help? this one’s not as easy to read as i thought it was

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TRUTH SERUM - MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.

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Please preface questions with “Truth”

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Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

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     “New Year’s Eve is coming up, y’know what that means.              Parents out of town and a party at my place.”

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allxson:

         “– I am not sure? She had frizzy hair.”

"Did she had an accent? Cause they both have frizz sometimes.”

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Anonymously ask my muse a question about any of their relationships you've seen them in on this blog.

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allxson

    “Was it Ma that let you in, or was it Mama?”

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“The bad news is that one of my uncles forgot  I’m sensitive to smoke and strong smells and.  stuff. The good news is that I had my inhaler  and he got me to the hospital pretty quickly.”

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falseloyalties:

         ❝ STAY AWAY FROM ME!  ❞

        “What the fuck!?”

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8 SOME PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER.

tagged by falseloyalties​

01. ) name / alias: Katie 02. ) birthday: March 23rd 03. ) zodiac sign: Aries. 04. ) height: 5′ 5.5″ 05. ) time: 1:17 am 06. ) sleep: fuck yes sign me up 07. ) favourite books:  HP series, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (series) 0
8. ) favourite artists: jfc i have no idea 
09. ) last movie i watched: Evolution 10. ) college: nope. tried it, wasn’t a good fit for me 11. ) dream job: man idk, if people didn’t suck so hard i’d actually say retail? i like my job, it’s the people i don’t like.  12. ) meaning of url: Russ is an asthmatic and I am a horrible human being

tagging: imworthfivedollars, ofalphasandanchors, kindahategreenberg

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falseloyalties:

         ❝  we shouldn’t be doing this.   ❞

“Why not?”

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whenever your rp partner replies: let's see how this bitch gonna fuck me up now