I barely make $40,000 a year!

Independent, Semi-selective Deputy Jordan Parrish from Teen Wolf. OC and multi-muse friendly. Tracks the tag imworthfivedollars. Semi-hiatus. (Also a main blog for thxemazingem)

[imworthfivedollars]

PSA

//So I said I’d probably archive this account, but... I don’t like moving blogs, so consider this a soft reboot. This won’t be a super active blog, (or if it is, it’ll be in short bursts), but I love Parrish too much to completely abandon him.

I’ll try to update all of the bio/rules/etc. pages soon, but for now feel free to message me if you have any questions about him! <3

In the meantime, here’s a mobile navi:

Rules | Bio | Memes | Opens

[imworthfivedollars]

//Rewatching the show where Things... are Stranger.

So Parrish will be getting an ST verse once I’m done watching. Currently halfway through s2 so I have a ways to go.

[memesomething]

‘You Did Good’ prompts

“Hey, [name]! That was some nice work out there.” 

“You know, you really… reach people, when you try.”

“You did good. You know that, right?”

“That was impressive.” 

“How did you figure that out?”

“You helped. That’s something to be proud of.”

“It’s okay. Hey, [name]. You’re okay, you did it.”

“It could have been a lot worse. Give yourself some credit.”

“I like you just like this, you know. You don’t have to be perfect.”

“Hey. We did everything we could.”

“They’re safe – hey! They’re safe. Let’s focus on you for a minute, okay?” 

“Everyone’s been evacuated, you were the last out. Let’s get you checked out.”

“You’ve been helping all of them? Alone?”

“Sometimes you do your best work and things are still shitty. That’s just how it goes.”

“I’ve never seen you like that before.”

“You’re not psychic. You couldn’t have known.” 

“I’m right here. You found me in time, I’m right here.”

“It’s over. Hey! It’s over. Everyone’s safe. You did that.”

“These people wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for you.”

“I wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for you.”

“Where did you learn to [fight/issue orders/do first aid/etc] like that?”

“There was nobody in the building, [name]. You got them all out.”

[rpmemes-galore]

for those who’ve been hurt … sentence starters 

tw: victim-blaming / dismissing hurt.  change pronouns / wording as needed

“You deserved better.”

“You’ve lost a lot, haven’t you?”

“I mean, you hurt them a lot, too.”

“I won’t hurt you the way they did.”

“You deserve to feel safe. And happy.”

“There’s nothing wrong with being wary.”

“You never shouldn’t been treated that way.”

“They aren’t here. they can’t hurt you, again.”

“How long are you going to let this affect you?”

“I know you don’t trust me, yet, and that’s okay.”

“I’m sorry. I want to earn your trust back. Please.”

“No, I’m not upset with you, why would you — oh.”

“You’ve been through a lot. It’s okay. We’ll take it slow.”

“Why can’t you just get over it? It happened so long ago.”

“You haven’t said a word since it happened. Are you okay?”

“You’re still healing. It’s only natural you don’t trust anyone, yet.”

“Why didn’t you ever tell someone what you were going through?”

“What happened to you was unfair… it’s okay to be angry about it.”

“Do you think you’ll ever be able to forgive them for what they did?”

“You’re a better person than they ever were, and this just proves it.”

“If you ever want to talk about it, you know I’ll always be here to listen.”

“You’re safe here. I know it’ll take you a while to believe it, but you are.”

“Just because they hurt you doesn’t mean everyone else is out to get you, too.”

“I know you’ve been hurt in the past, and I promise, I’ll never let that happen, again.”

“Cry. Scream. Break something if you need to. Just… you need to process this somehow.”

[imworthfivedollars]

“ will you quit talking like that?! i’m not leaving you behind! “

𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 Status: Accepting! @volatilehearted

In Parrish's defense, he's usually pretty good at healing himself.

In Stiles' defense, that healing isn't exactly working right now.

Whatever they injected into Parrish feels like it's freezing him from the inside out. Maybe Stiles is right- not that he's saying it point blank, but that Parrish should keep moving.

After a moment, Parrish finally relents and attempts to push himself to his feet. He stumbles and lands hard on his knees, grimacing.

"-Okay. But if I cannot walk anymore, we'll need to revisit that thought, because I cannot have both of us die. I can't do that to your dad."

[imworthfivedollars]

“ i must be hurt pretty bad if you’re being this nice to me. “ (logan is bullet-proof, not knife-proof)

𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 Status: Accepting! @mcmuscs

"I'm always nice to you," Parrish playfully argues in an attempt to calm both of their nerves. He grabs another piece of gauze from his first aid kit and presses it to Logan's wound.

"And yeah, it doesn't look great, but thankfully they're not going to be hurting anyone ever again."

Parrish had seen to that.

[imworthfivedollars]

//Hi everyone! I went to restart this blog and promptly got sick DX But! I am here for a little bit, probably going to clean up things a little and answer some drafts. Love you all! <3

[kvtnisseverdeen]

TEEN WOLF: The Movie (2022)

[imworthfivedollars]

imworthfivedollars​:

PSA

//So I said I’d probably archive this account, but… I don’t like moving blogs, so consider this a soft reboot. This won’t be a super active blog, (or if it is, it’ll be in short bursts), but I love Parrish too much to completely abandon him.

I’ll try to update all of the bio/rules/etc. pages soon, but for now feel free to message me if you have any questions about him! <3

In the meantime, here’s a mobile navi:

Rules | Bio | Memes | Opens

I edited my pinned post but figured I should reblog it so y’all can see it- Please feel free to send in asks, answer any open starters, or tag me in a starter!

I love you all and hope to wake my hellpuppy boy up because I’ve missed him 😭

[imworthfivedollars]

“ i must be hurt pretty bad if you’re being this nice to me. “

𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒. Status: Accepting! @brutalrot

Parrish is typically a nice guy, (not just 'Minnesota nice') but he isn't about to say that right now. That's not what the werewolf probably wants to hear.

"I'm no Melissa McCall, but I do have eyes. It doesn't look good."

He pulls out his supernatural first aid kit.

"I'm assuming you have a healing factor, but do you need a wolfsbane antidote?"

[soulprompts]

𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

basically i was looking over the protective prompts and the hero prompts and it hit me that like. the unbridled angst and vibes of the whole “post-battle” scene, or a scene set after an attack or a disaster or smth, needs to be ADDRESSED!!! and so y’all get the full weight of my angst today, sprinkled with a lot of teamwork and selfless and sacrificing vibes. i hope you enjoy! do NOT add further contributions to this list!!! i will curse your potato crops!!!

DIALOGUE PROMPTS.

“ can you hear me? hey… [NAME], can you hear my voice? “

“ come on… wake up. please… please wake up… “

“ oh! oh, thank god! i thought we lost you… “

“ hey, hey… look at me, okay? you gotta get up now. you think you might be able to walk? ‘cause they sent for back-up, and if they find us… we cannot let them find us. understand? “

“ go, go! save yourself! i’ll buy you some time! “

“ we both know i’m not walking out of this one. it’s okay, alright? it’s okay… just… do me a favor, will you? will you make them pay for this? i don’t care how. but… don’t let them get away with it. “

“ hey, how badly are you hurt? can you move? you think you can walk? “

“ if you can’t walk, i’m gonna have to carry you, alright? we can’t stay here. “

“ hey, look at me. i’m slowing you down, we both know it. it’s okay. i’ll hide and wait for back-up; you get yourself out of here. “

“ you’re gonna need to climb up on my back, you’re slowing us down with that injury. “

“ will you quit talking like that?! i’m not leaving you behind! “

“ what the hell are you doing here?! i told you to get out of here! “

“ you’re shivering… hey. hey, listen to me, okay? everything’s gonna be alright, i promise. here… take my jacket. don’t worry, i’m warm-blooded. “

“ i’ll get blood on your shirt… “

“ hey, don’t you dare close your eyes, you hear me? you die in my arms, and i’m gonna stick the dry-cleaning bill for this shirt in your coffin, that’s a promise! “

“ i know we almost died just now, but… am i the only one who’s hungry? “

“ we need to get you to a hospital… “

“ hey, come on now… you’re okay. you’re good, right? “

“ i must be hurt pretty bad if you’re being this nice to me. “

“ quit playing the martyr. we’re not leaving you behind. “

“ you know, i hate to be the negative voice, but… did… did we just lose? “

“ look at me… i’m not gonna make it. it’s okay, i’m fine with that. but… you can’t stay here. you’ve got a good long life ahead of you. and you’re smart, too; too smart to wait around here and waste that long life. so you get out of here, and you go live that life. live it for both of us. will you promise me you’ll do that? “

“ back-up isn’t coming. is it? we’re on our own, right? “

“ can’t sleep, huh? it’s okay. it’s probably all that adrenaline and shock; i can’t sleep, either. wanna keep each other company? “

“ i don’t give two shits about the back-up; i’m just happy you’re alive. “

ACTION PROMPTS.

as always, add a “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles!

[ CARRY ]:     having found the receiver in an injured/weak/unconscious state, the sender carries them in their arms to safety.

[ TILT ]:     the sender gently tilts the receiver’s chin up so that they can check to see if they’re okay.

[ PULL ]:     sender takes the fallen receiver’s hands and carefully pulls them up so that they’re standing once more.

[ WAIST ]:     sender, while physically supporting and steadying the receiver, loops an arm around their waist for extra support.

[ BACK ]:     sender crouches down slightly to let the wounded receiver climb on their back, giving them a piggy-back ride to safety afterwards.

[ HAIR ]:     while in the process of checking the receiver for injuries or other signs of harm, the sender gently brushes several strands of hair from their eyes.

[ TEND ]:     sender begins to care for the receiver’s injuries.

[ LEAN ]:     the wounded sender leans against the receiver for physical support.

[ SUPPORT ]:     the sender encourages the wounded receiver to lean against them for physical support.

[ PUSH ]:     the sender gently pushes the receiver back to lie down so they can check them properly for injuries.

[ COAT ]:     sender removes their jacket and drapes it around the shoulders of the trembling receiver.

[ BLANKET ]:     just as they’re all about to go to sleep, the sender covers the receiver with their own blanket.

[ AWAKE ]:     the sender, unable to sleep, gets up to go for a walk, and finds that the receiver is also unable to sleep.

[ TOGETHER ]:     when the receiver awakens, they discover that the sender has been sleeping next to them, arms wrapped around one another for warmth, comfort, protection ( or something more… )

[ BANDAGE ]:     the sender sits down across from the receiver and begins to bandage their wounds.

[ DRAG ]:     unable to leave them behind, the sender drags the wounded receiver out of danger and into a safe hiding place for both of them to wait until help arrives.

[ TOUCH ]:     the sender nudges or touches the receiver to check and see if they’re alright after the attack.

[ CLEAN ]:     the sender gently and carefully begins to bathe the blood/soot/ash/dirt from the receiver’s skin during a moment of calm.

[ PRIORITY ]:     when they arrive at a designated safe place, the sender refuses to be examined or cared for until the receiver is taken care of first.

[ PROMISE ]:     before leaving to get help/food/water/a rescue mission etc, the sender assures and promises the receiver that they’ll return safely, refusing to bring them along or to stay behind.

[ BROKEN ]:     after having promised the receiver that they’d return, it’s learned that the sender died during their mission. how does the receiver respond?

[ TRAPPED ]:     after having promised the receiver that they’d return from a mission, the receiver learns that the sender has been kidnapped or otherwise trapped, requiring a rescue mission to bring them home.

[ RESCUE ]:     the sender and receiver reunite after the sender embarked upon an infamously perilous rescue mission to save the receiver.

[ FOUND ]:     after a massive rescue mission to try and find the missing receiver, the sender is the first to find them just as the efforts are about to be abandoned.

[ HOPE ]:     just as the receiver is about to lose hope in ever finding the sender again, a message or clue of some kind is discovered that essentially guarantees that the sender is still alive, restoring the receiver’s hope once more.

[ CLING ]:     having finally been reunited, the sender pulls the receiver into a tight, overwhelmingly relieved embrace, clinging to them and burying their face in their shoulder. the whole deal. make it EMOTIONAL–

[ TEARS ]:     having finally found the receiver, or having finally been found by the receiver, the sender breaks down in tears of relief, fear, and many other emotions as they officially reunite.

[ SACRIFICE ]:     knowing that the circumstances only allow one of them to survive, the sender sacrifices their life in order to guarantee the receiver’s survival and safety.

[thxemazingem]

I kept being alive when I should have been b u r n i n g

Indie, mulitfandom, semi-selective OC Non-mutual, multimuse, & OC friendly. Sideblog to maldonadonco

[imworthfivedollars]

PSA

//I’m thinking about archiving this account and making Parrish a sideblog of the RP blog I’m normally on. I’ve lost a lot of Parrish’s muse, and I think starting fresh would help a lot. I’d also probably move away from him being a cop to him doing other things 1, bc acab, and 2, he deserves a break. let him REST.

If I do archive and make a new blog, I won’t be advertising the new url, so give this a like if you’d be interested in me telling you the new url if I set it up.

[imworthfivedollars]

imworthfivedollars​:

PSA

//I’m thinking about archiving this account and making Parrish a sideblog of the RP blog I’m normally on. I’ve lost a lot of Parrish’s muse, and I think starting fresh would help a lot. I’d also probably move away from him being a cop to him doing other things 1, bc acab, and 2, he deserves a break. let him REST.

If I do archive and make a new blog, I won’t be advertising the new url, so give this a like if you’d be interested in me telling you the new url if I set it up.

[buckykingofmemes]

the only reason to have super strength is to carry around really big dogs

[imworthfivedollars]

mcmuscs​:

imworthfivedollars​:

“I’m thinking about retiring early. I know I say you give me grey hair, but honestly, I think this whole job is sucking the life out of me.”

“I get it… Not gonna lie, I think the same thing sometimes. When the blip happened I was in a fight and I punched someone who was blipped. Like, I punched him and by the time he’d have hit the ground he was dust. Freaked me the fuck out and it took a while before I could put the mask on again.”

“There’s that moment of fear, where you thing you’re turning into something you wanted to fight against. We both wanna help people and we’re both being hurt by the job but you know what? I keep going cause I wanna prove everyone who ever said I couldn’t wrong. I wanna help keep people safe and I personally can’t do that behind a badge like my dad could. You gotta think about where you can do the most good and why you’re trying to do that good.” 

Achievement unlocked. He hadn’t expected the part about the cop. From what it sounded like, her dad wasn’t alive anymore. He wondered if he’d seen her dad’s photo on the walls of the station before. There was definitely a chance, but he wasn’t about to ask. Maybe he’d take a closer look at them to figure it out.

“Yeah, exactly. That’s why I’ve stayed. Also because if I’m in this spot, I know a good person’s there, doing the best they can for the community they love. I worry that if I leave, there might be some power hungry asshole who takes my place, or someone who can be bribed and bought by whoever’s trying to cause harm. It’d be nice, though, to have a break from all this.”

[imworthfivedollars]

mcmuscs​:

imworthfivedollars​:

“I know ACAB and everything, but how am I supposed to explain this!?”

“That’s a future Parrish problem. Now let’s get to unpacking whatever the fuck you were saying earlier.”

“It was a joke.”

A pause. Logan was a kid, but to her credit, she’d handled a lot of shit that most kids hadn’t. And if Parrish ever wanted Logan to trust him, he had to put trust in her, too.

“Also... I’m thinking about retiring early. I know I say you give me grey hair, but honestly, I think this whole job is sucking the life out of me.”

That was as far as he could get for now. He was not about to go down the rabbit hole that was better reserved for a therapy room. Maybe he should do that.